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Bob
03-08-2006, 01:48 PM
you know like chickens lay eggs? i woke up today and i found a $20 bill on my mattress, i don't know how it got there. the only answer is that somehow, during the night, i developed the ability to lay cash. pretty sweet if you ask me.
monkey
03-08-2006, 01:50 PM
can i borrow you, put you in a cage and feed you a lot of hormones and stuff? i could use a couple hundreds...
cosmo105
03-08-2006, 01:50 PM
no, you're a werehooker.
TurdBerglar
03-08-2006, 01:51 PM
is it golden cash?
cookiepuss
03-08-2006, 01:51 PM
well you were pretty drunk last night, but that 20 was your payment for services rendered. Bob is the cheapest gigalo in town! ;) Give him a call ladies!
Bob
03-08-2006, 01:55 PM
no, you're a werehooker.

well that didn't take long

although i didn't see the word "werehooker" coming, that was original at least
abcdefz
03-08-2006, 02:00 PM
you know like chickens lay eggs? i woke up today and i found a $20 bill on my mattress, i don't know how it got there.




The Penis Fairy came!
Bob
03-08-2006, 02:10 PM
well you were pretty drunk last night, but that 20 was your payment for services rendered. Bob is the cheapest gigalo in town! ;) Give him a call ladies!

hell...i'd have done it for free, you didn't even have to get me drunk