befsquire
03-09-2006, 01:53 AM
if i hadn't ever started the whole "i'm paying my way through law school by working at hooters" thing, then i wouldn't have gone. i didn't want people to think i'm a liar. :(
we can't figure out for sure how he got in the building. if you try to enter from outside of the building from any other area than the parking garage, you need an HID card. if you're entering from the parking garage, you need a key. once inside the building, the hallways lead to all the apartments, and my apartment is on the other side of the laundry room (my bedroom wall is the shared wall). so i never rented a washer and dryer because it's quicker when you can do 3 loads at once and it's right there.
hardnox71
03-09-2006, 03:59 PM
and the next client that tells me he "ain't tryin' to do no jail time," i'm telling him that for not trying, he's doing an excellent job.
That is so funny!! Being someone who has had my little run-ins with the law and the courts, I have heard this mantra about eight million times. You hear it especially while sitting in the bullpens waiting to go to court. Or if the person is already in jail (county time) awaiting a court date then the mantra is changed to "I ain't trying to do no state time." (meaning the penitentiary). It becomes repetitive and quite annoying after a while. I have sat and listened to motherfuckers tell stories about standing on street corners and unloading full 17 shot clips at rival bangers or dealers or what have you, hitting everyone and everything but their fucking target and none of them think they should be locked up for it.
One of my favorties is when you ask someone, "What's your case?"
The reply is always, I mean always, "Man, these people (meaning the police) got me in here on some bullshit."
The guy could be charged with a triple homicide or child molestation or getting caught with a trunk full of semi-automatic weapons, but it's always some "bullshit that these people are trying to do to me."
That shit cracks me up.
btw-Bef, you used to work at Hooters? :cool:
hardnox71
03-09-2006, 04:21 PM
That's not my business to tell...
That's not fair!!! You brought it up, first!!
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2sweet2Bsour
03-15-2006, 02:35 AM
they're far too needy for me right now, and i've lost all patience with them.
and, i almost called the cops once a week or so ago (because i didn't think he'd become a client) and i did call them tonight (homeless looking motherfucker took my favorite jeans -- they cost $170 -- and bobby's hoodie out of the washer and left the laundry room as we were walking to it).
if a pd calls the cops, something's off. maybe i just need a vacation.
*sigh*
My defendant talked my ear off today (yesterday?) about all his nifty creative legal arguments, some of which were of the variety of having been foreclosed by Supreme Court opinions circa 1967, the remaining of which would be most ill-advised given that we're trying to win a motion for summary judgment, which means avoiding fact issues, thank you very much, which includes, yes, INCLUDES, all the credibility-attacking, character-smearing "evidence" about plaintiffs he keeps pressing me to sneak into the brief. So then he gets done talking and he gets to go home while I stay up til 3 a.m. trying to get some real work done. Vacation? Tell me about it.
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