geeks

[cosmo105]

i love them.

my chemistry prof is the biggest geek i think i've ever known, and that's saying a lot. but he's a good geek. the kind that knows he's a geek and likes to joke about it. not like matt's friend that some of you (roosta definitely will) remember having the site devoted to webcam girls he talks to and wears dragonball-z shirts and big watches and silver chains and baggy denim shorts and white socks rolled all the way up and chunky shoes.

see, he makes dumb jokes, as all science professors are required by law to do. today:

a neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. the bartender brings him his drink and the neutron swigs it down. when he finishes, he asks, "how much do i owe you?"
the bartender replies...
"for you? no charge."


AND

when someone sneezed twice, he said "bless you squared."


i could go on. the man's a genius.

[roosta]

the kind that knows he's a geek and likes to joke about it. not like matt's friend that some of you (roosta definitely will) remember having the site devoted to webcam girls he talks to and wears dragonball-z shirts and big watches and silver chains and baggy denim shorts and white socks rolled all the way up and chunky shoes.
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hahahah! yes! that guy is a legend! ha haaaaaaaaa! oh, how could i forget!

[Sarky Devotchka]

ha! sounds sort of like my calc professor in college who made a joke about people who "don't know their asymptote from a hole in the graph". I was the only one in class who laughed. heh. my high school algebra teacher was pretty funny too, he used to make me laugh so hard it was embarassing.

every now and again I make cheesy jokes with my math students and they just look at me like I'm retarded. some of them laugh though. I think. I pretend. :(

[cosmo105]

hahahahaha. asymptote from a hole in the graph. ohh man. calc humor. *wipes eyes*

[Bob]

ha! sounds sort of like my calc professor in college who made a joke about people who "don't know their asymptote from a hole in the graph". I was the only one in class who laughed. heh. my high school algebra teacher was pretty funny too, he used to make me laugh so hard it was embarassing.

every now and again I make cheesy jokes with my math students and they just look at me like I'm retarded. some of them laugh though. I think. I pretend. :(

hahaha, i love that one. i wish i didn't hate math people, or i'd totally use that joke

[Sarky Devotchka]

hey! why do you hate math people? math makes the world go 'round.

[Bob]

hey! why do you hate math people? math makes the world go 'round.


i don't "get" math, therefore i don't like people who do, i don't see what's so hard to understand about this (and i don't even understand math)

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'll teach you math. and I'll show you some boobs. they won't be mine, but they'll be boobs.

[Freebasser]

She's lying, Bob.

She's just going to type 58008 into a calculator and then turn it upside down.

[Documad]

I always got crushes on the geekiest teachers. I'm a sucker for a bow tie too.

[Sarky Devotchka]

She's lying, Bob.

She's just going to type 58008 into a calculator and then turn it upside down.

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

[Justin]

i bet you engineers out their loved math in college

[Pres Zount]

"Stand up, make a note in your diary; 'I have not done my science homework' thankyou"

"A bit of decorum grade nine"

"You're using playground voices grade nine."

"Grade nine I do not expect a carnival like atmosphere when I enter the room"

[alexandra]

what are you studying, cosmo?

[jabumbo]

i bet you engineers out their loved math in college


theres math, and then there is calculus


about 90% of calc is completely useless to the average engineer, yet they make us take 4 semsters of it.

what we all need is another algebra class with no calculators allowed

[Bob]

i took an algebra class, and for the final, the teacher told us we could use calculators, so long as all their only functions were adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing. so, we all brought our very basic calculators, and he flipped out and wouldn't let us use them because they had a square root function on them. do they even SELL calculators that don't have square root functions? what a prick

[cosmo105]

what elements are importsnt in the medical field?

curium, barium, helium.


because if you can't helium or curium, then you barium!


a chemist was reading a book about helium...

he just couldn't put it down.


what weapon did captain kirk make out of iron, nickle, and potassium?

a KNiFe.

i love this prof.

[roosta]

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