whats worse air guitar or air turntables

[Extra Cheese]

air guitar can get bad especially when people get all crazy and even adjust the volumn knobs on their air guitar or make random notes on the fretboard but air turntables is 10x worse and makes you feel sorry and embarrassed for the person.

scratching on those air turntables while they move the imaginary mixer back and forth(n) air turntables even wins for having the worst facial expressions. air guitar is complete face moving but with air turntables the people just have a stoic face but move their lips in all sorts of directions.:confused:

[Friis gal]

I have never seen anyone realy doing air turntables

[B4BY 4NN]

I've always associated air guitar with white trash. Have yet to see air-scratching though.

I think the worst is when people bang on the steering wheel pretending it's a drum kit. That's just gay.

[b i o n i c]

I have never seen anyone realy doing air turntables
punch them in the face if you do

[bigblu89]

It depends...

If you know what you're doing, and you're an actual DJ or Guitar player, the Air version of either one is passable.

It's a force of habit.

[Freebasser]

Air bass

[abcdefz]

Air tambourine is pretty bad.

[Freebasser]

Air triangle makes you look like you're performing a sexual manoeuvre.

Try it!

[ericlee]

Air triangle makes you look like you're performing a sexual manoeuvre.

Try it!

I would have to say that air trombone would look even more like a sexual manuver. Think about it, your lips puckered and moving your hands back and forth like you're stroking a huge cock.

[abcdefz]

I would have to say that air trombone would look even more like a sexual manuver. Think about it, your lips puckered and moving your hands back and forth like you're stroking a huge cock.


....wouldn't your hand be in the wrong position? Just a thought.

..unless your guy's penis has, like, limbs and stuff.

[TAL]

The World Championships for air guitar is held in Finland every year.

[Pres Zount]

Mix Master Mike did air scratching; and he doesn't suck.

[ericlee]

....wouldn't your hand be in the wrong position? Just a thought.

..unless your guy's penis has, like, limbs and stuff.

well, if you see someone playing air trombone, you can't say that if you didn't know what he's doing, you'd assume he's making some sexual reference.

I'd think that at least.

[Chicka B]

Has anyone ever seen somebody do the air violin? What a dork. I do the air turntables though because I'm cool. I'm also one of them people who gets bored and starts making a beat on a desk or something. But nobody gets annoyed because I'm so damn good at it. :cool:

[abcdefz]

Has anyone ever seen somebody do the air violin? What a dork


...sometimes you see that if someone's being sarcastic about offering their sympathy. Or the "world's smallest violin" variation.

[ericlee]

...sometimes you see that if someone's being sarcastic about offering their sympathy. Or the "world's smallest violin" variation.

The first time someone showed me the world's smallest violin, I hurked a little because I thought he was rolling a booger in his fingers.

[abcdefz]

Good point, just because the hand is vertical doesn't mean anything. They could just have a great big handful of foreskin.


Oh, wow. That image is so, so wrong.

[Chicka B]

...sometimes you see that if someone's being sarcastic about offering their sympathy. Or the "world's smallest violin" variation.

Yeah, but I saw someone doing it for real. Like she was serious about it, and I was like pfft...what a dork. You know? It's cool when somebody plays the violin and is actually talented, but somebody doing the air violin? Come on now. You know what I'm saying! And don't you hate that turkey neck fat that rests on the violin, I have OCD so it bugs the shit out of me. Nevermind, I'm rambling. :o

[Freebasser]

It can't be much fun cleaning up the shit that you bugged out of yourself if you have OCD then :(

[CrankItUp!]

Air Supply sucks.

[Chicka B]

It can't be much fun cleaning up the shit that you bugged out of yourself if you have OCD then :(

Ew, no. I have a mild case of OCD I meant. Like certain things bug me, and I get all twitchy. Or maybe I'm just crazy. :confused:

[Freebasser]

My hand is twitching right now.

I don't have OCD - just a trapped nerve. The skin between my thumb and finger keeps jumping :/

[Planetary]

i used to get that on my eyelid back in high school. it was fun.

[ericlee]

I've always associated air guitar with white trash. Have yet to see air-scratching though.

I think the worst is when people bang on the steering wheel pretending it's a drum kit. That's just gay.


Why would air guitar be used as an association with white trash? I just don't get it. I've seen it many times at parties and pubs and the people didn't resemble white trash one bit.

[roosta]

people who air guitar are slimey shits. or drunken arse-fucks


i must admit tho, i air turntabled ONCE. at a party. whilst SMASHED. to dj yoda....

[B4BY 4NN]

Why would air guitar be used as an association with white trash? I just don't get it. I've seen it many times at parties and pubs and the people didn't resemble white trash one bit.

I dunno.

Freebird = White Trash

[marsdaddy]

Every damn DJ with a DAT air turntables.

We had a competition in college called "Air Band." It's now known to most of you as "Pop Idol" or "American Idol" :o

[Chicka B]

i used to get that on my eyelid back in high school. it was fun.

Oh my God, I get that now! I think it's from being on the internet or somethin.

[CrankItUp!]

there's nothing "white trashy" about this !

http://www.guitarshredshow.com

[Mr. Smacktackle]

I usually just grab a CD, open the box and do the skratch :cool: (y)

[CrankItUp!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVREww90ys

[ericlee]

I dunno.

Freebird = White Trash

ok, gotcha. Valid point. Erm, I'm defending it because it seems like if I'm drunk and alone listening to Pink Floyd it's like an involuntarily response to air guitar. Something about Gilmour's leads but don't worry, I don't do it publicly. Is that white trashy? Well wait, at birth the nurses referred to me as having an olive colored complexion. So is it olive trashy?

[GoldenFutterman]

It's worst air guitar but the worst is air bongo,like an asshole listening to that safri duo

[DJ_Skrilla]

i cant tell if this kid is drunk or what...
either way its funny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IfiHQkGx7rY