So I Have This New Boyfriend, See... [Archive]

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:17 PM

And he's awesome!

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads1.jpg

We got all dressed up Friday night. I even wore thigh-highs.

WE ARE MASTERS OF THE PRONIVERSE!!

How's about a tour of his apartment?

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads2.jpg

Part of Chad's living room. Please note the sexy naked girl on the wall.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads3.jpg

One day I'm so stealing that clock.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads4.jpg

Nerd up!

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads5.jpg

The poster that almost made me crap my pants when I first visited his apt.

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:17 PM

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads6.jpg

Apple-ville.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads7.jpg

More of the office, cleverly decorated with a variety of decks.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads8.jpg

The wall opposite the Apples.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads9.jpg

OMG SIT AND SPIN!

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads10.jpg

I want to marry his computer. Or maybe just cover it in chocolate and roll around on it.

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:18 PM

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads11.jpg

Mandatory deck close-up.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads12.jpg

He has some pretty cool art. He did the one on the right of his friend Bays.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads13.jpg

Busta, what it is right now? Chad painted that. And no. It wasn't a color-by-number, bitches.

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads14.jpg

Fingerboard!

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads15.jpg

Drunken adorable-ness.

kaiser soze

03-14-2006, 06:19 PM

oh great...

you're dating the REAL LIFE 40 year old virgin!

Freebasser

03-14-2006, 06:19 PM

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads4.jpg

Nerd up!

40 Year Old Virgin?

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:20 PM

Hahaha!

He's 29, damn it.

I should know this. We have the same birfday.

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:21 PM

P.S.

He's no virgin.

Trust me. ;)

kaiser soze

03-14-2006, 06:21 PM

so...

did he let ya ride his deck?

:rolleyes:

DroppinScience

03-14-2006, 06:22 PM

oh great...

you're dating the REAL LIFE 40 year old virgin!

HAHAHAHA! Well, hopefully Bitcha is putting an end to the virgin portion shortly. ;)

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:22 PM

so...

did he let ya ride his deck?

:rolleyes:

Who the fuck are you?

Well, yeah. Duh!

HEIRESS

03-14-2006, 06:23 PM

good on yeh!

DroppinScience

03-14-2006, 06:24 PM

Who the fuck are you?

You don't remember me?

oh wait, you're talking to the other guy?

g-mile7

03-14-2006, 06:25 PM

he is really talented (that painting)....he looks "deep" sterotypcial artsy type which isn't bad as long as he doesnt have the sterotypical attitude'. congratz on that miss b!

TAL

03-14-2006, 06:25 PM

Yay for happy Bitcha (y)

kaiser soze

03-14-2006, 06:26 PM

for me to know and you to find out ;)

I bet he loved your 360 kick flip ollie north boneless to a lip slide!

sorry, I used to skate...like way used to, I don't even know what the hell they call the tricks now

Have fun!

Looks like Disney Land without all the plush characters molesting children and grandmas alike!

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:29 PM

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2443978.jpg

40 year old Virgin

http://drusilla.canalblog.com/images/p98.jpg

Johnny Depp

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chad3.jpg

Chad.

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:31 PM

he is really talented (that painting)....he looks "deep" sterotypcial artsy type which isn't bad as long as he doesnt have the sterotypical attitude'. congratz on that miss b!

Noooo...he's not like that at all.

He's a graphic designer who hasn't painted in years.

He's very cool and laid back.

b-grrrlie

03-14-2006, 06:51 PM

Looks like you've found a good one!
How come he was available?....

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 06:59 PM

Looks like you've found a good one!
How come he was available?....

He's not the type to go out looking for girls, plus girls where I live are redneck, dim-witted, materialistic, pick-up truck loving morons who wouldn't appreciate a guy like him.

kaiser soze

03-14-2006, 07:10 PM

could this be the blossoming of a graphic novel ??

TAL

03-14-2006, 07:16 PM

He's not the type to go out looking for girls, plus girls where I live are redneck, dim-witted, materialistic, pick-up truck loving morons who wouldn't appreciate a guy like him.
Except for this one girl I've heard about.

beatrix_rocks

03-14-2006, 07:19 PM

He totally does look like Johnny Depp! See, I collect action figures too (and comic books, for that matter), so I would've gone gaagaa over that!

Anyway, good for you! Congrats! :)

b-grrrlie

03-14-2006, 07:25 PM

He's not the type to go out looking for girls, plus girls where I live are redneck, dim-witted, materialistic, pick-up truck loving morons who wouldn't appreciate a guy like him.I certainly would appreciate him! He's got good taste!

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 07:30 PM

Except for this one girl I've heard about.

Don't listen to the rumors. She doesn't exist!

Of course he has good taste, Bgrrrrl. He's dating me after all. :P

Geeks=yum!

ericlee

03-14-2006, 07:30 PM

Tell him I said props on the Powell Peralta Ripper deck. Man that was my favorite deck especially when they made it without the bonite.(y)

Bitchamachacha

03-14-2006, 07:32 PM

Tell him I said props on the Powell Peralta Ripper deck. Man that was my favorite deck especially when they made it without the bonite.(y)

He made me spin a few weeks ago. I had no clue what I was doing, but I felt like Spinderella!

b-grrrlie

03-14-2006, 07:39 PM

Of course he has good taste, Bgrrrrl. He's dating me after all. :P

That's what I mean!

g-mile7

03-14-2006, 08:04 PM

Noooo...he's not like that at all.

He's a graphic designer who hasn't painted in years.

He's very cool and laid back.

I trust your taste(y)

burbboi

03-14-2006, 08:04 PM

seems to be a jack of all trades. What's he use the computers for mainly if you don't mind me asking?

kaiser soze

03-14-2006, 08:09 PM

I'm gonna take a guess and say...

graphic design

but, honestly I have no idea what a bad ass mac could be used for

:confused:

ToucanSpam

03-14-2006, 08:21 PM

29....So he's four years older than you?;)

I'm glad you have found happiness, Bitcha.(y)

jennyb

03-14-2006, 08:58 PM

How come he was available?....

wow.... word!

b i o n i c

03-14-2006, 09:09 PM

He cleaned up before you came over. look up the chiminey next time you're over there

DJ_Skrilla

03-15-2006, 01:52 AM

skateboards (powell ripper, my favorite),turntables and starwars. thats pretty fucking cool.

reminds me of me. keep him. (y)

Cooky Puss

03-15-2006, 04:59 AM

Ooh, nice. Does he have a younger brother?

P of R

03-15-2006, 05:15 AM

How about a picture of those thigh-highs?

Knuckles

03-15-2006, 07:03 AM

I'd do him. (y)

tracky

03-15-2006, 07:22 AM

bumping this thread for my own personal pleasure

miss soul fire

03-15-2006, 09:22 AM

This is so awesome, Bitcha!!!!!!! You deserve a good one!!:)(y)

bigblu89

03-15-2006, 09:34 AM

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads12.jpg

He has some pretty cool art. He did the one on the right of his friend Bays.

That picture on the left, is that Mrs. Frattelli from The Goonies?

Sarky Devotchka

03-15-2006, 12:34 PM

wow, his house is fancy and clean! good work.

burbboi

03-15-2006, 12:49 PM

I'm gonna take a guess and say...

graphic design

but, honestly I have no idea what a bad ass mac could be used for

:confused:

makes sense...that's what all my mac-using friends use it for :D

thegoodmrbrodie!

03-15-2006, 12:51 PM

so girls like clean men..? hmmm...

synch

03-15-2006, 01:33 PM

He put his mac behind his tft screen thus cancelling out the only advantage tft screens have over crt's.

Pah.

Looks like he's the tidiest star wars fan in existance though.

Good catch!

Rock

03-15-2006, 02:10 PM

http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads7.jpg

Nice Rob Robskopp deck. I haven't seen one of those in over 10 years. And he obviously has nice taste because I got the same Powell Ripper board as him (even though mines a re-issue). But for that reason only. wakka wakka wakkkaaaa.

Bitchamachacha

03-15-2006, 03:51 PM

* He uses his Macs for all kinds of stuff:
Web design, graphic design, fucking off, porn storage, etc. ;)

* No younger brother. Just two older sisters.

* I've seen his house messy. It's pretty bad if you consider clothes piled up on the bed pretty bad.

* No pictures of the thigh-highs. Sorry. :(

* We like to sit around in the mornings and laugh at how funny Al Roker looks now that he's dropped a lot of weight.

* Knucks, are you suggesting a threesome? Shameeee shameeeeee. If Sarky's cute ass could join in, we could totally have a foursome. up.

Otis Driftwood

03-15-2006, 04:19 PM

All my old decks are broken in half...
So you live in Redneck Central, eh? That's gotta suck...(n)

ericlee

03-15-2006, 04:37 PM

Nice Rob Robskopp deck. I haven't seen one of those in over 10 years. And he obviously has nice taste because I got the same Powell Ripper board as him (even though mines a re-issue). But for that reason only. wakka wakka wakkkaaaa.

yeah, I've always like the Robskopp deck as well but was never really into the performance of the S.C. decks back then. I was more of an Alva fan mainly because of the huge steep tails they had.

I still remember contiplating on whether I should get a tat like the Robskopp design.

Tzar

03-15-2006, 07:34 PM

That picture on the left, is that Mrs. Frattelli from The Goonies?
HOLY CRAP!! it is!!

Rock

03-16-2006, 01:04 PM

yeah, I've always like the Robskopp deck as well but was never really into the performance of the S.C. decks back then. I was more of an Alva fan mainly because of the huge steep tails they had.

I still remember contiplating on whether I should get a tat like the Robskopp design.
But Santa Cruz had Natas, Jeff Kendall, and Corey O'Brien....so they had that going for them. As far as the feel for their boards...it varied. I remember my friends O'Brien (I think it had the grim reaper on it or something) and that shit had POP like a motherfucker. I can't think of any other board back then that had so much pop.

ericlee

03-16-2006, 01:11 PM

But Santa Cruz had Natas, Jeff Kendall, and Corey O'Brien....so they had that going for them. As far as the feel for their boards...it varied. I remember my friends O'Brien (I think it had the grim reaper on it or something) and that shit had POP like a motherfucker. I can't think of any other board back then that had so much pop.

true dat and didn't they have Christian Hosoi? The fuckin vert king back them. He was my favorite over Hawk.

I'd say as far as classification of a skater goes, I was perfect for team alva back then though. I was all grungy with hair way past my shoulders and drugged out. Kinda like Fred Smith.

Rock

03-16-2006, 01:58 PM

ericlee

03-16-2006, 02:16 PM

I'm not sure if they had Hosoi...I remember him rocking some OJIIs (SC's wheel company i think) called "Rockets" or something to that effect. As far as decks...I thought he had his own company from the get go since he had people from dogtown backing him up. I think it was something like Hosoi Hammerhead or something. Yeah those boards kicked ass, even on street.

Then again...this was all so long ago so I could have all my facts messed up.

Incedentally...I notice that I still do the Hosoi logo as a doodle on about half of my notepads during teleconference meetings. Long Live Hosoi! Even though he is in prison for peddling some sort of narcotic and is a born again.

damn, I didn't know about that. I always thought he was drug free. So he's probably in the slammer using finger boards with gator then. I think he very first started with s.c. I think though, that's all.

Does Jason Lee still skate? I know he's got this movie career and all but is he still a part of Blind or does even Blind still exist? He was an excellent street skater.

cj hood

03-16-2006, 02:39 PM

hosoi's my best friends cousin......i met him at my friends wedding......adidas sponsored him....he has tons of unopened sneakers........

Rock

03-16-2006, 02:48 PM

damn, I didn't know about that. I always thought he was drug free. So he's probably in the slammer using finger boards with gator then. I think he very first started with s.c. I think though, that's all.

Does Jason Lee still skate? I know he's got this movie career and all but is he still a part of Blind or does even Blind still exist? He was an excellent street skater.
Skateboarder Jason Lee (as they liked to refer to him in his early acting career) just started up Stereo Skateboards again within the past 2 years. I don't think he still skates anymore due to health reasons.

ericlee

03-16-2006, 03:01 PM

hosoi's my best friends cousin......i met him at my friends wedding......adidas sponsored him....he has tons of unopened sneakers........

dude, you're always posting about how you knew your friends that know celebs or you know celebs.

I once fantabated in a portajohn in Tikrit because I missed my wife so much and pressure was rising but I didn't post about it did I?

Ease up man

beastiegirrl101

03-16-2006, 04:44 PM

he likes Aphex Twin.

little j

03-16-2006, 07:34 PM

way cute.he reminds me of someone i saw in a movie once.

:)

synch

03-16-2006, 07:39 PM

he likes Aphex Twin.
Who doesn't!

beastiegirrl101

03-17-2006, 11:45 AM

Who doesn't!

dude, I like you. Going to the Prodigy concert on monday...

synch

03-17-2006, 01:37 PM

Still wish I could have seen them years back...

They'll be back in europe this summer, I might catch them on some festival.

On an unrelated note... Dream Theater are playing in the same venue you are seeing the prodigy in tomorrow and most importantly... I'm seeing Henry Rollins on tuesday!

Lex Diamonds

03-18-2006, 06:57 AM

Nice to see Illmatic has pride of place above the decks... but 3rd Bass? WHAAAT?! Okaaaay!!!!

paul jones

03-18-2006, 11:50 AM

that guy is one lucky bastard!

rirv

03-18-2006, 01:29 PM

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padster is gay

03-19-2006, 08:09 AM

Nice to see Illmatic has pride of place above the decks... but 3rd Bass? WHAAAT?! Okaaaay!!!!

once again the Pad trys to prove to us all he's "down" and he "knows" his hip hop, you have no understanding of hip hop from back in the day, you're an idiot, oh and you're gay of course

Lex Diamonds

03-19-2006, 08:26 AM

once again the Pad trys to prove to us all he's "down" and he "knows" his hip hop, you have no understanding of hip hop from back in the day, you're an idiot, oh and you're gay of course
Lol! Aliases are sooo funny! And these insults NEVER get old. Keep up the good work! (y)

padster is gay

03-19-2006, 08:53 AM

Lol! Aliases are sooo funny! And these insults NEVER get old. Keep up the good work! (y)

I'm not an alias, i'm your inner self. And don't worry i intend too.

ericlee

03-19-2006, 09:49 AM

once again the Pad trys to prove to us all he's "down" and he "knows" his hip hop, you have no understanding of hip hop from back in the day, you're an idiot, oh and you're gay of course

I know this is Mickill.

Ally Al

03-19-2006, 09:53 AM

I know this is Mickill.

you reckon ?

Ally Al

03-19-2006, 09:54 AM

I know this is Mickill.

you reckon ?

ericlee

03-19-2006, 09:59 AM

just that one post I quoted seemed like him, oh well, I'm not Sherlock.

Ally Al

03-19-2006, 10:03 AM

just that one post I quoted seemed like him, oh well, I'm not Sherlock.

pardon my stutter btw

could be i suppose, or maybe rosemary the telelphone operator

padster is gay

03-19-2006, 10:04 AM

I AM PADSTER IS GAY!

ericlee

03-19-2006, 10:05 AM

damn, now I get it... Your light is off and p.i.g's light is on now.. Derrrr eeee, I'm good.

padster is gay

03-19-2006, 10:09 AM

damn, now I get it... Your light is off and p.i.g's light is on now.. Derrrr eeee, I'm good.

wassa p.i.g ?

ericlee

03-19-2006, 10:13 AM

wassa p.i.g ?

What's a wassa?

Lex Diamonds

03-19-2006, 10:14 AM

It's not Mickill, cuz he's actually quite witty. Plus he has a wife and child, and (hopefully) wouldn't spend his free time making lame insult aliases on the internet.

This is probably someone unfunny like Bobby Digital.

ericlee

03-19-2006, 10:16 AM

Lex Diamonds

03-19-2006, 10:22 AM

it's me
http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

ericlee

03-19-2006, 10:24 AM

http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

pffft, like I need an alias.

Ally Al

03-19-2006, 01:59 PM

nah it was me, i was outed

the wolf whistles at the bus stop post pushed me over the edge, padster is still gay though

Lex Diamonds

03-20-2006, 07:00 AM

i was outed
Says it all really.

rirv

03-20-2006, 07:57 AM

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Ally Al

03-20-2006, 08:27 AM

Says it all really.

i hope you're not insinuating i'm gay you retard because if you are i'm going to complain to the mods and get you and your stupid alias banned

Lex Diamonds

03-20-2006, 08:52 AM

i hope you're not insinuating i'm gay
Hey where did I ever say that?

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much".

ericlee

03-20-2006, 09:17 AM

damn fuckos, ease up on Bitcha's thread. I feel bad for making my little mess.

Wait till you dickheads get a boyfriend and post about it, yeah, I'll shit all over your glory just like you guys are

Ally Al

03-20-2006, 09:36 AM

[QUOTE=The Padster]Hey where did I ever say that?

no no making complaints to mods now thats protesting too much. let it go man, decline the vagina leave the beaver be who you really are

and yes eric lee is right, my apologises bitcha, and congrats

roosta

03-20-2006, 11:26 AM

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:D

mp-seventythree

03-20-2006, 03:37 PM

Congratulations Bitcha:)
His apartment looks cool too.

rirv

03-23-2006, 05:36 PM

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Kid Presentable

03-23-2006, 10:20 PM

damn, I didn't know about that. I always thought he was drug free. So he's probably in the slammer using finger boards with gator then. I think he very first started with s.c. I think though, that's all.

Does Jason Lee still skate? I know he's got this movie career and all but is he still a part of Blind or does even Blind still exist? He was an excellent street skater.

Hosoi is out of jail now.

Jason Lee has rebirthed Stereo with Dune Pastras. As best I can tell, Blind still exists.

I have a recent flick of Lee doing a backside lipslide on some Parisian transition, it's laying around here somewhere.