If you had a chance to interview the Beastie's ... what would you ask/say to them?

[jackrock]

what would you ask them (or one of em, or 2)
or what would you say to them?

[ggirlballa]

whoa:eek: .......... that's a good question!

hhhhmmmm this is making me think deep:confused:

[kleptomaniac]

my interview with yauch:

"hey yauch, what's up, my man?" :D
"how do you stay so goddamn sexy?"
"do you like the dress i'm wearing? i just bought it today and wore it
especially for you."
"can i run my fingers through your hair?"
"why haven't you called me?"
"wanna play mah jong?"
"boxers or briefs?"
^^"alright, show me."
"can i run my fingers through your hair one more time?"
"why won't you let me put my hand on your thigh...?"
"how long is your tongue?"
"can i touch your hair one more time? last one, i promise!!"
"thank you so much for your time. will i see you again? like...tomorrow at my house? wanna meet my parents? get married maybe? .....huh? you're gonna file a restraining order against me? but yauch!! i love you! wait, why are you leaving??!! COME BACK!!! YAUCH?!"

**end of interview**

[ggirlballa]

hahaha oh my goodness dana!!! wow!!

but heres mine with Adam Horovitz

wussup Adam?! how ya been?
have u been working on anything lately music besides b-boys?
have u been working on a new b-boy album?
whats your address and phone number?
picked up any new hobbies?
wuts in your ipod right now? (if u have one)
can i have a hug?
aww thank you u smell great by the way!!
wut cologne or body spray is that? (i bet it's axe)
favorite new artists?
another hug?
thanx that's the last one ....no i didn't grab your ass!!
r u sure u felt sumthing?
ok maybe just a lil bit:p :cool:

**laughter** **then escorted away by security***

[Laver1969]

I think there used to be a thread about what kind of toothpaste they use...or was it deodorant?

[ggirlballa]

I think there used to be a thread about what kind of toothpaste they use...or was it deodorant?
wow how exciting!!!:D

[kleptomaniac]

aaaw shiiiiiit i forgot to get a hug :/

oh well. i'll find him. *cue evil laughter and booming thunder*

[ggirlballa]

yauch run like hell if she finds u you'll never know wut she'll do to u!!!!

[Space]

id ask them if they know of any upcoming artist that might be worthy of a comparison...

[Chicka B]

Oh my God, Dana and Denise! Crazy groupies. :rolleyes: But I don't know! I definatly aint no interviewer, but I'd probably ask...

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
What kind of deoderant do you use?
What kind of shampoo do you use, and conditioner if you use any?
Yauch, what brand of hair moose do you use?
What's your favorite color?
Food?
Drink?
TV show?
Movie?

Ok now the fun part...:D

To all 3, what's your favorite sexual position?
Are you a tit man or an ass man?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How many inches is your weener?
What kind of vagina do you prefer (shaved, bushy, trimmed...)? HAHA!

^I was crackin up when I typed that, seriously. They'd probably be like "...no comment." But no, seriously...

What are your plans for a future album?
Are you going to play instruments on the new album?
Is anybody gonna be featured on it?
Is Adrock gonna do another BS2000 album?
Are you gonna be workin with Mario in the future?

I don't know. :o

[ggirlballa]

wow michelle!! very curious aren't you?:eek:

[Justin]

You people have to be creative here...

You should know by now that the beasties dont answer many straight forward questions, they usually make up their own questions and answer them while making you feel stupid. haha

Unless you talk to Mike D, cause he's 'usually' good with answers.

You have no shot with adrock cause i dont even think he knows what he's saying most of the time, which makes him very entertaining to listen to.

I think yauch is still a little dusted from the paul boutique era sometimes..


If i spent a day with them, I honestly wouldnt have any questions for them. We would just hang out and talk about stupid things.

"And when I say stupid I mean stupid "FRESH!"

[Jmoney77]

one of my first question is to put and old on to rest,

Where does this sound bite come from "if its going to be that kind of party im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"?
Can i party with you?
What music are you listining to now?
If you want to play a game of basketball?


SO many i cant even think!

[discopants]

[QUOTE=Laver1969]I think there used to be a thread about what kind of toothpaste they use[QUOTE]

Mike D uses AquaFresssssssssssssh-watch the finger-sssssssssshhhh

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd be all "OMG I lUURRvE you GUYz"

"R u scReeChes Brutha?"

[gaselite]

I said this before elsewhere but for the SXSW interview thing somebody NEEDS to ask 'ARE YOU MAKING ANY MORE STUDIO ALBUMS?' and following on from that 'WHEN?!'.

[Jmoney77]

i'd be all "OMG I lUURRvE you GUYz"

"R u scReeChes Brutha?"
We can answer that one , NO!

[Chicka B]

wow michelle!! very curious aren't you?:eek:

Yeah, but I'd be waaaaay to embarrassed to ask that. Also I was just kidding, but I wouldn't mind if they told me. :o Um...I wouldn't wanna bug them with questions that I already know anyway, but that's the whole point of this thread! AH I'm so confused!!! Uh, "what's everything you're gonna do in the future?" Yah, that'll work. :D

[Sir SkratchaLot]

What you got on my Deserado final mix?

[laurie_hammy]

my interview with yauch:

"hey yauch, what's up, my man?" :D
"how do you stay so goddamn sexy?"
"do you like the dress i'm wearing? i just bought it today and wore it
especially for you."
"can i run my fingers through your hair?"
"why haven't you called me?"
"wanna play mah jong?"
"boxers or briefs?"
^^"alright, show me."
"can i run my fingers through your hair one more time?"
"why won't you let me put my hand on your thigh...?"
"how long is your tongue?"
"can i touch your hair one more time? last one, i promise!!"
"thank you so much for your time. will i see you again? like...tomorrow at my house? wanna meet my parents? get married maybe? .....huh? you're gonna file a restraining order against me? but yauch!! i love you! wait, why are you leaving??!! COME BACK!!! YAUCH?!"

**end of interview**

hahashaha

Id just simply say

"Yall are the best people on earth" The End

[joon]

"Thank you"

[laurie_hammy]

"Thank you"

Your coming first there joon. Not a better thing to say to them than that right there ^.