why can't everyone just be regular?

[Sarky Devotchka]

so much drama everywhere all the time. I'm weary of it.

[DandyFop]

I don't have much drama in my life. It rules.

[discopants]

Why wont 50 Cent fuck off? These things are sent to try us.

[Qdrop]

so much drama everywhere all the time. I'm weary of it.

another confusing "crush" wieghing on your mind?

shocking.

[jabumbo]

i like to poop


you wanna make something of this?

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe because people think regular is boring, and people are terrified of having nothing to overstimulate them, and as a result being forced to confront the raggedy hell composed of their personal thoughts and interior monologue.

[Qdrop]

their personal thoughts and interior monologue.

which, with Sarky, i'm guessing would be very reminiscent of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless....

[b i o n i c]

and she was fucking incredible in that movie... *fanning my crotch*

[Qdrop]

and she was fucking incredible in that movie... *fanning my crotch*

yah, that wasn't really meant as a compliment.

[b i o n i c]

i know what you meant. i just think alicia silverstone was/is hot. sarky reminds me more of britney murphy character in that movie

[Jmoney77]

so much drama everywhere all the time. I'm weary of it.
Never stops

[abcdefz]

I'm pretty regular. I'm only irregular if I eat too much cheese.

BTW, regular is a funny word.



...that's pretty much where I was going to go, except recommending bran instead of cheese.

[kaiser soze]

personally I like "Lite" people

[abcdefz]

so much drama everywhere all the time. I'm weary of it.


Physician, heal thyself, by the way. :D

[mickill]

I used to think that Alicia Silverstone was pretty hot until she developed Drew Barrymore huge chin syndrome and stopped being cute.

I think I'm pretty regular in a fantastic sort of way.

[Kid Presentable]

I think I'm pretty regular in a fantastic sort of way.

I think you're a Pakistani computer technician.

[rob20]

I we were all regular that would be boring as fuck

[Sarky Devotchka]

Maybe because people think regular is boring, and people are terrified of having nothing to overstimulate them, and as a result being forced to confront the raggedy hell composed of their personal thoughts and interior monologue.

yeah, that's a good answer. or it could have been the full moon last night! I don't know why I shouted that. I'm not sure I believe that the moon makes you crazy, but it would interesting if it did. I know that there have been studies about murder rates rising and falling with the cycle of the moon, but I blame that on werewolves.

ah well, I wanted to discuss the clashing of egos and the strain it puts on friendships, but you all are making fun of me so I won't bother.

[b i o n i c]

d'aaaaah wasnt making fun of you

[Sarky Devotchka]

well, you would if I told you my friends had come from a band photo shoot and the boys were wearing foundation and blush.

I told my friend he can be an asshole and he got really upset, so we were arguing about his assholity and I said, "if you're upset about me calling you an asshole, then you really are an asshole!"

He's all, "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!" and doesn't really understand why some people don't like that. asshole.

[b i o n i c]

wait, foundation & blush?! asshole.

[mickill]

It's the company you keep. Most of my friends are pretty humble. And even the ones that have slight ego problems are fine because they compensate for it in other ways. I have to have reason to want to be friends with someone in the first place. I can't just hang out with someone for the sake of having somebody to hang out with, if that makes sense. I'd rather hang out all by myself than be annoyed by someone I have to try to put up with, just so I don't look like a loner. But I hardly ever am alone. I don't really know where I'm going with this. Anyway, yeah, guys shouldn't really wear foundation.

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, I know. I do it to myself. It's just that when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's horrid. (meaning friendship-type interactions). yes?

ah, I have some very sweet drama-free friends, but they don't make the papers! I just wanted everyone to be regular last night, because it was tuesday and it should've been fun because things are happening pop pop pop. We're talking glossy magazines man, fame! fortune! on the cusp! let's all do heroin now!

Perhaps I'm most upset by the friends of mine that get upset about the assholes in our group. I mean they're assholes! so why do you fucking care? ah, but there's no reasoning with drunkards.

ahem, sorry, I'm just talking to myself now.

[bigblu89]

It's the company you keep. Most of my friends are pretty humble. And even the ones that have slight ego problems are fine because they compensate for it in other ways. I have to have reason to want to be friends with someone in the first place. I can't just hang out with someone for the sake of having somebody to hang out with, if that makes sense. I'd rather hang out all by myself than be annoyed by someone I have to try to put up with, just so I don't look like a loner. But I hardly ever am alone. I don't really know where I'm going with this. Anyway, yeah, guys shouldn't really wear foundation.

Yeah, pretty much what he said. Especially the foundation part.

You hang with too may artsy fartsy people. They tend to have either rediculous egos, or think they are shit and aren't worth anything.

It's rare to find a humble "artist".

[Nuzzolese]

It seems like only women talk about experiencing drama. I never hear men complain about general drama. Sure, they may say that a specific person or moment is too dramatic, but hardly ever to they talk about a eneral sense of drama amongst their friendships. I could just be tuning them out though. And the girls who all the time talk about how much they hate drama always seem to me to be the girls who perpetuate it the most. I'm not talking about you, Sarky. You're out little Edie Sedgewick with a higher chance of survival.

[mickill]

It seems like only women talk about experiencing drama. I never hear men complain about general drama. Sure, they may say that a specific person or moment is too dramatic, but hardly ever to they talk about a general sense of drama amongst their friendships. I could just be tuning them out though. And the girls who all the time talk about how much they hate drama always seem to me to be the girls who perpetuate it the most. I'm not talking about you, Sarky. You're out little Edie Sedgewick with a higher chance of survival.
Us guys are just less anal about things, that's all.

[cosmo105]

all the "drama" that ever really happened with my friends was those in the art student crowd, and i'm so glad to be happy and boring and unfashionable now. it's a very different life. i kind of miss all the excitement of doing something crazy every weekend and all the weird little jokes and pretension but i don't miss the egos.

qdrop, you're way too harsh on sarky, and it's getting to the level that you used to make fun of tulla - both are really unfair and unfounded. but you'll probably just brush this off and not listen as usual so nevermind.

i think the thing i miss most about the art world is the creative process, and producing something i could be proud of. but really, it's hard to find good, real people in that world. you have to hang out with the old farts that are past all that bullshit.

[DandyFop]

I know what you mean about that "when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's bad" thing, though Sarky. Though most of my close friends are extremely drama-free (none of us have ever had a fight), one of my close friends does definitley not fit into that category. All she says about other people when they aren't there is about how bitchy they are or something along those lines. It can be extremely difficult to be friends with her, and i've at times tried to weigh if it was worth it or not. She always tries to create drama, but I just shrug at her because I'm not going to participate. She's also one of the most selfish people i know....blah. Frustrating.

I think that honestly, that's what it's all boiled down to between my close friends and I...we are all pretty much willing to give a little bit so that everyone is happy.

[hpdrifter]

Padster talks about drama all the time.

He's always sleeping with someone's girlfriend or having a beef with some guy from the burbs.

I don't have a lot of drama with my friends. I think that's because we have this sort of close but casual thing going on. Meaning we don't talk about how much we care about each other or any other intense stuff, its just sort of understood. Its mostly, lets get some drinks.

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, I guess it's just tough because my one friend in particular "the golden god" is very very talented, he just is. people know that and they want to kind of ride his coattails, but then they get upset that they aren't being appreciated enough, or that they aren't as talented. and the fact that he likes to shout from the rooftops that he's the best thing ever really exacerbates the whole situation. he's in two bands and they're both starting to do well and the members of each are always mad at him for one reason or another. he kept yelling, "they want my tunes man! I got the tunes and they want em!"

it's all so cliche, it makes me sick.

it's just sad I guess, the jealousy and competition. we all became friends because we enjoy eachother's company, and I think people are forgetting that. and for whatever reason, I've been put (or I put myself) in the Den Mother role and I'm getting tired of it. actually, I've been a sort of mediator my whole life...I suppose that makes me co-dependant, or a wannabe psychologist. I just want everyone to get along. but that's pretty boring I guess.

[cosmo105]

why do they pick the most fucked-up, needy neurotic whiners to go on The Real World? because people love watching the shit they toss at each other. it's juicy!

i'm much happier with the small group of friends i really love that i can go have a good time with and go home feeling satisfied, and not have to listen to other friends gossiping about this or that or worry about someone else's ego. it's nice to go get dinner and have a nice conversation and share things and jesus christ i sound like a middle-aged fart. uhh BEER! CRACK! HOOKERS! STABBIN'!

[Sarky Devotchka]

Padster talks about drama all the time.

He's always sleeping with someone's girlfriend or having a beef with some guy from the burbs.

I don't have a lot of drama with my friends. I think that's because we have this sort of close but casual thing going on. Meaning we don't talk about how much we care about each other or any other intense stuff, its just sort of understood. Its mostly, lets get some drinks.

ah, well, my friends and I are always grabbing and squeezing and yelling and saying "I love you!" and "we are the greatest!". ha ha, that sounds funny, but it's true. it's a big ego-stroke-fest. we are weak.

[Qdrop]

qdrop, you're way too harsh on sarky, and it's getting to the level that you used to make fun of tulla - both are really unfair and unfounded. but you'll probably just brush this off and not listen as usual so nevermind.

.

they bring it upon themselves.

tulla stopped talking about boys and sex....i stopped ripping on tulla.

it was that easy.

[Sarky Devotchka]

why do they pick the most fucked-up, needy neurotic whiners to go on The Real World? because people love watching the shit they toss at each other. it's juicy!

i'm much happier with the small group of friends i really love that i can go have a good time with and go home feeling satisfied, and not have to listen to other friends gossiping about this or that or worry about someone else's ego. it's nice to go get dinner and have a nice conversation and share things and jesus christ i sound like a middle-aged fart. uhh BEER! CRACK! HOOKERS! STABBIN'!

ew, juicy shit. harrr.

[Qdrop]

ah, well, my friends and I are always grabbing and squeezing and yelling and saying "I love you!" and "we are the greatest!". ha ha, that sounds funny, but it's true. it's a big ego-stroke-fest. we are weak.

reading many of your posts...your friends seem like the kind of people MY friends would beat up and then urinate on.

[Sarky Devotchka]

they bring it upon themselves.

tulla stopped talking about boys and sex....i stopped ripping on tulla.

it was that easy.

I'm not talking about boys and sex you stupid fuck.

[cosmo105]

ah, well, my friends and I are always grabbing and squeezing and yelling and saying "I love you!" and "we are the greatest!". ha ha, that sounds funny, but it's true. it's a big ego-stroke-fest. we are weak.
ahhh. this is JUST like these younger art kids i used to know. when i stepped back and really observed - it's fucking weird! they gush over each other and hug each other super-tight and talk about how much they adore each other and this and that. it got a little uncomfortable for me. i mean, yeah, you're my friend and i dig being around you, but could you get off my sack? you've got to have some boundaries. and then when you set the standards so high, people expect that coddling, and it gets to be a problem when you get sick of being so lovey-dovey.

[DandyFop]

they bring it upon themselves.

tulla stopped talking about boys and sex....i stopped ripping on tulla.

it was that easy.

And what's wrong with talking about that....

[Sarky Devotchka]

reading many of your posts...your friends seem like the the kind of people MY friends would beat up and then urinate on.

your friends seem like the kind of people I stab.

[cosmo105]

reading many of your posts...your friends seem like the kind of people MY friends would beat up and then urinate on.
don't make this into a grunting piss-fest.

[Qdrop]

I'm not talking about boys and sex you stupid fuck.

tulla used to.
than she stopped.

you just constantly talk about your childish crushes, drama, and pretensious friends.
all.the.time.

[Qdrop]

And what's wrong with talking about that....
all the time?

[Qdrop]

your friends seem like the kind of people I stab.

hahhaahahhah.....

yeah.
you'd do that.
yeah.

[mickill]

Haha. Q wanted this thread to be about boys and sex. He got ahead of himself.

[Qdrop]

don't make this into a grunting piss-fest.

fine, fine.

have at it...

[Sarky Devotchka]

ahhh. this is JUST like these younger art kids i used to know. when i stepped back and really observed - it's fucking weird! they gush over each other and hug each other super-tight and talk about how much they adore each other and this and that. it got a little uncomfortable for me. i mean, yeah, you're my friend and i dig being around you, but could you get off my sack? you've got to have some boundaries. and then when you set the standards so high, people expect that coddling, and it gets to be a problem when you get sick of being so lovey-dovey.

yeah, it's not all that bad. okay maybe it is. :( I like it though. it's usually in the comfort of our own homes though, not in public...okay sometimes at bars when we're drunk. there's usually a touch of violence too. and some wet willies.

[cosmo105]

all the time?
she didn't...she was a poster here for years before you came on, and you just happened to see one of the few threads she started in recent times and pounced on it. and she happens to be a horny female like ALL OF US and you went too far with it. besides, if she was a really slutty skankenstein she wouldn't even have been conflicted about it and asked for our opinions.

[DandyFop]

if that's her life, that's her life though i spose. I don't really want her to come on here and talk about clipping her toenails or something...At least along with these things she, most of the time, at least is honest and admits out-right that it's bullshit and an ego-fest, etc.

[HotAndWet]

yeah q-drop always gets upset when girls on here talk about guys, god forbid we post something about how we like guys and wanna get in their pants and such.

[cosmo105]

yeah q-drop always gets upset when girls on here talk about guys, god forbid we post something about how we like guys and wanna get in their pants and such.
know what's great? dick. dickdickdickdickdickdickdick

[Qdrop]

yeah q-drop always gets upset when girls on here talk about guys, god forbid we post something about how we like guys and wanna get in their pants and such.

but all the time?

[HotAndWet]

I met this really hot guy this weekend qdrop! he plays rugby and his name is rory! he is totally hot!

[Qdrop]

know what's great? dick. dickdickdickdickdickdickdick

this isn't about you, cosmo.

so don't make it such.



this also isn't about dandy, or hotnwet.

[HotAndWet]

but all the time?

I'm single and so are a lot of the girls on here, we get horny, it happens.

[DandyFop]

Q, in all fairness, your posts are all pretty similar....most of mine are too

but you did talk about your gf's capris

[HotAndWet]

I met this really hot guy this weekend qdrop! he plays rugby and his name is rory! he is totally hot!

This might sound like I made this up to annoy qdrop, but I really did meet a guy named rory who plays rugby. He's really cute. :p

[cosmo105]

this isn't about you, cosmo.

so don't make it such.



this also isn't about dandy, or hotnwet.
pfff. i'm not. who here loves big fat boners? ALL MY LADIES SAY HOOOO!

[Sarky Devotchka]

tulla used to.
than she stopped.

you just constantly talk about your childish crushes, drama, and pretensious friends.
all.the.time.

THEN DON'T READ IT. seriously, you're not even clever, you're a boring stupid meathead dick fuck with a bigger ego than any one of my so-called "pretenTious" friends.

DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.

[HotAndWet]

I love boners more than life itself! And who in their right mind doesn't like getting boned by a boner?


P.S. I think it's adorable how we're all making fun of q.

[cosmo105]

This might sound like I made this up to annoy qdrop, but I really did meet a guy named rory who plays rugby. He's really cute. :p
rugby's intense. i don't think that it's within human capacity to understand all the rules, either. be careful, you don't want to injure any broken bones he might have when you're doing him.

[Qdrop]

Q, in all fairness, your posts are all pretty similar....most of mine are too

but you did talk about your gf's capris

what? I'm the fuckin BBMB Golden Boy!

THEY WANT MY THREADS MAN, THEY WANT MY THREADS!

[Qdrop]

THEN DON'T READ IT. seriously, you're not even clever, you're a boring stupid meathead dick fuck with a bigger ego than any one of my so-called "pretenTious" friends.

DIE.DIE.DIE.DIE.

that was your best post yet.

[cosmo105]

I love boners more than life itself! And who in their right mind doesn't like getting boned by a boner?
it's a wonderful present, a beautiful bounty, a skin eclair, just for you to enjoy! you're so hot, you made my body change! i made this for you! who wouldn't love getting that?!

[HotAndWet]

rugby's intense. i don't think that it's within human capacity to understand all the rules, either. be careful, you don't want to injure any broken bones he might have when you're doing him.

True, but I just think it's totally hot, I've never met anyone around here who plays it.

[HotAndWet]

BONERS FOR ALL

[Qdrop]

True, but I just think it's totally hot, I've never met anyone around here who plays it.

*Rugby guys, while EXTREMELY loyal, are batshit insane.

we used to "hire" them to bartend and bounce at our college parties.

fun as hell.

batshit insane.

[ericlee]

what? I'm the fuckin BBMB Golden Boy!



Damn, Kelly got you too?

[Sarky Devotchka]

my ex played rugby, he was beefy. in the pants.

[mickill]

my ex played rugby, he was beefy. in the pants.
Does that mean he was bottom heavy? I feel sorry for guys with curvaceous womanly hips and thighs.

[hpdrifter]

bwahahahahhahahahaaa!!!

a skin eclair!!!

btw, I like boners too, but only when I'm expecting them.

Edit: I've decided I'm going to totally use this joke and pass it off as my own.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Does that mean he was bottom heavy? I feel sorry for guys with curvaceous womanly hips and thighs.

ha ha ha! no, I meant he was dick heavy. I feel sorry for woman hipped men too. :( there used to be this jerk door guy at a bar I used to go to in college with a big fat butt and legs. he read harry potter books and I called him harry potter to his face, but behind his back I called him "woman hips". HE DESERVED IT! we were regulars and he wouldn't let us in because we didn't have a second ID and we said, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!" and made him get the manager. never carded again.

jesus, I'm coming off like a huge asshole in this thread. I should become a nun.

[mickill]

My boss has womanly hips, too. Sometimes I'll be checking out what, from a distance, appears to be some new woman booty at work, but then I'm like, oh it's only Fred.

[Qdrop]

I should become a nun.



ha ha ha! no

.

[cosmo105]

i'm almost dying i'm trying so hard not to laugh at skin eclair. really don't know where that one came from. maybe because we're making cream puffs in my culinary arts course. morning wood is also glorious.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm worried about where the chocolate comes from in the eclair scenario.

[hpdrifter]

amen, sista.

I love the morning wood. Your boyfriend rolls over and spoons with you and you're like, ah there it is.

Not so much when you're out at a club on the dance floor and some guy starts grinding on you. Eeeeeeeew. Amazing how the same thing can be so wonderful in once context and so creepy in another

I always flash back to that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie says "I need the weight of a man on top of me."

[Qdrop]

you ladies are aware of the primary biological reason for morning wood, right?

it ain't sex....

[Sarky Devotchka]

it's because you were dreaming about your mom?

[Qdrop]

it's because you were dreaming about your mom?

why, do you have on crush on HER too, sarky?

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, I totally want to bang your mom, she has great tits. and she has the ass of a ten year old boy. QDROP'S MOM LOOKS GREAT NAKED AND I HAVE SEX WITH HER. YOUR MOM HAS SEX WITH ME. YOUR MOM NAKED SEX. HOT.

[Qdrop]

yeah, I totally want to bang your mom, she has great tits. and she has the ass of a ten year old boy. QDROP'S MOM LOOKS GREAT NAKED AND I HAVE SEX WITH HER. YOUR MOM HAS SEX WITH ME. YOUR MOM NAKED SEX. HOT.

she plays rugby too, if that helps.

[cosmo105]

it's a boner! who cares WHY it happens, it's there!

sarky it's a custard/white chocolate eclair.

[Qdrop]

it's a boner! who cares WHY it happens, it's there!



haahahhhaha....

true enough...

[mickill]

Q doesn't care why it's there so long as someone just wakes up next to him with a boner!

[cj hood]

amen, sista.

I love the morning wood. Your boyfriend rolls over and spoons with you and you're like, ah there it is.

Not so much when you're out at a club on the dance floor and some guy starts grinding on you. Eeeeeeeew. Amazing how the same thing can be so wonderful in once context and so creepy in another

I always flash back to that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie says "I need the weight of a man on top of me."

you can't fuck with morning wood...............literally!!!

[Qdrop]

Q doesn't care why it's there so long as someone just wakes up next to him with a boner!

you're just repackaging what cosmo said...

[mickill]

you're just repackaging what cosmo said...
What's that about my package?! Haha!

[Qdrop]

What's that about my package?! Haha!
BONERS FOR EVERYONE!

[Laver1969]

On the morning wood topic....

Alfredo Ortiz is playing with MorningWood. They are on tour now...check them out at www.morningwoodrocks.com

[Nuzzolese]

This thread is like a 1930s screwball comedy...and I LOVE those.

I love what Cosmo said about the artsy people overcompensating with each other for not getting enough appreciation at home for their talents. But it's not just artsy kids. When I worked at the book store, all the girls I was friends with there were such pseudo-lesbo tease/compliment whores.

Every time I talked to them or they talked to each other it was "Oh my god I LOVE YOU let's go make out you are so sexy I missed you so much I cried, we're secret lovers lets go have sex you are the sex I want to lick you, god you're gorgeous YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!"

Most of them would never come close to being mistaken for flirting with dudes, but verbally they were all over each other. They were straight girls, some single some not. It was all silliness, never anything serious. It was like some kind of self esteem girl power support group gone overboard. I think it was their way of letting off some sexual steam, and the urge to flirt, without being accused of being too flirty or too much of a cock-tease.

It used to go to my head and I'd feel dizzy from compliments, even though I knew they said it to all the girls, I knew it was fake, but the sentiments seemed sincere, you know, like it came from wanting to say something nice...I guess.

Anyway these days I've let a lot of relationships drop and don't have many friends at all anymore, the ones I do have aren't extremely close - just girls I work with or exercise with. On Saturday I went to this party and I stood there for about 10 minutes because the place was like Chad HQ.

That last sentence added nothing to this rant. This has been my mind, I hope you enjoyed it.

[Qdrop]

When I worked at the book store, all the girls I was friends with there were such pseudo-lesbo tease/compliment whores.

Every time I talked to them or they talked to each other it was "Oh my god I LOVE YOU let's go make out you are so sexy I missed you so much I cried, we're secret lovers lets go have sex you are the sex I want to lick you, god you're gorgeous YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!"

Most of them would never come close to being mistaken for flirting with dudes, but verbally they were all over each other. They were straight girls, some single some not. It was all silliness, never anything serious. It was like some kind of self esteem girl power support group gone overboard. I think it was their way of letting off some sexual steam, and the urge to flirt, without being accused of being too flirty or too much of a cock-tease.



oh god, i hate that....
but you totally nailed it, nuzz. i never made that connection as to why chicks do that all the fuckin time (that's huge in Rochester- everyone is a "psuedo lesbian").
but i think you really nailed WHY they act that way...

hmm...
nice.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm a Golden Goddess!!