View Full Version : so i get to help my friend pick out fake boobs today
tulla
03-15-2006, 09:37 AM
yeah, my friend angie is getting a boob job in a couple of weeks and i'm going to her pre-op with her today. i don't even know why i'm going with her because i really don't support her decision at all but i guess i'm just a good friend...and i'm trying super hard to not be judgemental. she already thinks she's hot shit and i fear that once she gets the surgery she'll think she's god's gift to earth. anywho, i get to play with fake boobs today...should at least be entertaining
p.s. HI
p.p.s mickill has a secret lover
p.p.p.s i talked to ET on the phone a couple weeks ago...he sounds like tobey maguire heheee
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 09:40 AM
she's better off flat. all boob jobs look fake
Loppfessor
03-15-2006, 09:53 AM
I usually wait till they're inside to play with fake boobs but I suppose doing it before they are inserted could be fun too
kaiser soze
03-15-2006, 10:00 AM
I've never touched a fake boob and hope I never will
I've enjoyed all the shapes and sizes I've played with, boobs are cool
mickill
03-15-2006, 10:04 AM
p.p.s mickill has a secret lover
Beyonce has a name thank you very much. And it's not a secret.
Tell your friend to make sure people don't squeeze (http://static.flickr.com/56/109417709_61cc02a625.jpg) them too hard, tulla.
Loppfessor
03-15-2006, 10:06 AM
Tell your friend to make sure people don't squeeze (http://static.flickr.com/56/109417709_61cc02a625.jpg) them too hard, tulla.
Actually a lot of women with fakies are really worried about that. This MILF I was with one time totally kept killing the mood while we were getting it on cus she kept saying "Be careful don't squeeze them too hard...blah blah blah"
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 10:11 AM
getting fake tits is like those dudes that try to pimp out a honda accord with cheap tints, mud flaps with the naked woman sillouette on them, cheap hub caps that are supposed to look like expensive rims, and a big "loco motion" sticker on the windshield. ruins what could be an ok hooptie and makes it tacky and pathetic.
Nuzzolese
03-15-2006, 10:13 AM
Yeah, women are like cars!
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 10:14 AM
exactly.
kaiser soze
03-15-2006, 10:14 AM
she better make sure her nipples are put back in the right place!
crooked/stretched nips are frightening
mickill
03-15-2006, 10:16 AM
Actually a lot of women with fakies are really worried about that. This MILF I was with one time totally kept killing the mood while we were getting it on cus she kept saying "Be careful don't squeeze them too hard...blah blah blah"
That kinda dent doesn't occur from squeezing or punching the boobie, though. It's a result of capsular contracture, from when the scar tissue surrounding the implant begins to shrink or tighten.
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 10:16 AM
Make sure 'she's' allowed to take 'her' penis home in a jar.
Nuzzolese
03-15-2006, 10:17 AM
Kid P, I think you're confused about what a boob job is.
Loppfessor
03-15-2006, 10:18 AM
That kinda dent doesn't occur from squeezing or punching the boobie, though. It's a result of capsular contracture, from when the scar tissue surrounding the implant begins to shrink or tighten.
I'm sure you're right...I didn't actually click on the link cus I'm at work right now and i had a sneaking suspicion that there was a boobie pic involved
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 10:19 AM
Kid P, I think you're confused about what a boob job is.
Tulla's all: "This is my friend. Her name is Steve.".
I'm down with it, I'm open minded.:)
Nuzzolese
03-15-2006, 10:21 AM
Maybe I'm confused then, because she said "my friend angie"
I see what you're trying to do here but it's like, why don't you just say "transexuals get boob jobs hahahahahlolzzfart" instead? Coming from you it would still be cute, you could pull it off.
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 10:26 AM
Maybe I'm confused then, because she said "my friend angie"
I see what you're trying to do here but it's like, why don't you just say "transexuals get boob jobs hahahahahlolzzfart" instead? Coming from you it would still be cute, you could pull it off.
My friend Andy. Read betwixt the lines.
The Notorious LOL
03-15-2006, 10:26 AM
Nuzz is more caustic than I recall. I like it.
also, fake boobs are stupid lol
ericlee
03-15-2006, 10:28 AM
can I have her real boobs?
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 10:32 AM
can I have her real boobs?
Dude, you're totally mackin on a transformer. More than meets the eye, yo!!!
all boob jobs look fake
not true. i know two people that got really really good tit jobs. Of course they probably do look fake when they are on their backs, but just hanging out they were done really really nicely.
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 10:35 AM
not true. i know two people that got really really good tit jobs. Of course they probably do look fake when they are on their backs, but just hanging out they were done really really nicely.
They still like to be 'One of the guys'? Awesome.(y)
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 10:36 AM
Of course they probably do look fake when they are on their backs.
that's when they're most important
ericlee
03-15-2006, 10:40 AM
Dude, you're totally mackin on a transformer. More than meets the eye, yo!!!
no sir, I've never been a fan of constructicons.
not true. i know two people that got really really good tit jobs. Of course they probably do look fake when they are on their backs, but just hanging out they were done really really nicely.
Why would a girl get a boob job done on her back? That's just ridiculous!
wanton wench
03-15-2006, 11:01 AM
Actually a lot of women with fakies are really worried about that. This MILF I was with one time totally kept killing the mood while we were getting it on cus she kept saying "Be careful don't squeeze them too hard...blah blah blah"
whats the point of getting fake boobs if you cant have them squeezd? :confused: makes no sense.
tulla
03-15-2006, 11:03 AM
i've seen angie naked before and i'm almost positive she doesn't have a wang
mickill
03-15-2006, 11:04 AM
Why would a girl get a boob job done on her back? That's just ridiculous!
Sorry, but the positions for resident innocuous jokemeisters have already been filled by a-z and Freebasser. Please develop your own signature style, man.
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 11:16 AM
i've seen angie naked before and i'm almost positive she doesn't have a wang
Was 'she' picking 'her' nose at the time? Surefire giveaway...
Sorry, but the positions for resident innocuous jokemeisters have already been filled by a-z and Freebasser. Please develop your own signature style, man.
I would switch over to the wannabe rapper/hiphop expert who ultimately ends up just dreaming in a cubicle, but I don't wanna bite your style either, man.
mickill
03-15-2006, 11:42 AM
I would switch over to the wannabe rapper/hiphop expert who ultimately ends up just dreaming in a cubicle, but I don't wanna bite your style either, man.
Feel free to bite my nuts instead.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 11:43 AM
pffffthahaha.
That wasn't a good comeback Mike
Kid Presentable
03-15-2006, 11:46 AM
What would Angie do?
Cut off her own penis, that's what.
Feel free to bite my nuts instead.
Good one. I would but you already have enough people swingin from them. At least you can enjoy your time in the sun here while you're at work. By the way, Mike, did you finish those TPS reports yet?
mickill
03-15-2006, 11:55 AM
Good one. I would but you already have enough people swingin from them. At least you can enjoy your time in the sun here while you're at work. By the way, Mike, did you finish those TPS reports yet?
You're just jealous because the only jobs you do are proceeded by words like blow and hand.
You're just jealous because the only jobs you do are proceeded by words like blow and hand.
Wow. Two in a row! You really need to be put out to pasture on this one bro. You're coming off like a bored 15 year old in study hall.
mickill
03-15-2006, 12:05 PM
Wow. Two in a row! You really need to be put out to pasture on this one bro. You're coming off like a bored 15 year old in study hall.
I'd say more like 13, but whatevs.
Bottom line, you freebasser'ed, which is ten times more offensive.
Freebasser
03-15-2006, 12:06 PM
*logs on*
*reads thread*
*logs off in disgust*
mickill
03-15-2006, 12:10 PM
*logs on*
*reads thread*
*logs off in disgust*
Don't be like that, man.
Natural boobies are hot too.
I'd say more like 13, but whatevs.
Bottom line, you freebasser'ed, which is ten times more offensive.
For starters, Mike, Aiden wouldn't have the grapes to ever start an argument with you.
Two, we both know I'm more creative and don't frost my hair.
Three, I've been on here for just about as long as he, so your argument is totally illogical.
Four, you're a turd.
case closed.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 12:15 PM
AWWWWW YOUGIT!!
mickill
03-15-2006, 12:15 PM
Fair enough. Not to change the "subject" or anything, but Is that Aimee/Mae in your avatar?
lisa loeb. I made a comment about wanting to do blow off her ass in a seedy pub bathroom and apparently Knuckles saw it.
mickill
03-15-2006, 12:22 PM
Ok. That's much better.
Freebasser
03-15-2006, 12:30 PM
Northern American twats.
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 12:33 PM
lisa loeb. I made a comment about wanting to do blow off her ass in a seedy pub bathroom and apparently Knuckles saw it.
she's got quite the big ole booty that lisa loeb
alexandra
03-15-2006, 12:38 PM
why go there. such a pity.
Tulla's all: "This is my friend. Her name is Steve.".
I'm down with it, I'm open minded.:)
eharmony tried to set me up with a "girl" named stevie. i haven't tried communicating yet
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:10 PM
"put a hand on your ankle and pull your leg up to your ass. now touch your calf. that's what fake boobs feel like. gross, huh?"
-vice magazine
"put a hand on your ankle and pull your leg up to your ass. now touch your calf. that's what fake boobs feel like. gross, huh?"
-vice magazine
Thats fucking awesome...and almost true.
Everytime I hug one of my fake boobed friends I can't help thinking "you have fake tits! you have fake tits!" when they are all up on my chest and shit.
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:16 PM
i'm kind of terrified of them. they just seem wrong to me. like someone having a bionic ass or something.
Remember when Silverman got ass implants? That shit was haught.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 01:21 PM
I also hate when you see a chick with implants lay on their back and you can see clearly defined vertical crease marks on the undersides of the boobies.
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:24 PM
i love pausing softcore just at the moment you can see the bag ripples under the chick's skin. and there's always a canyon a foot wide between them and they are ALWAYS PERKY. oh, and the stupid really skinny chicks that go for the round instead of the teardrops and it looks like tangerines shoved under tight leather. eeeewwww.
i love pausing softcore just at the moment you can see the bag ripples under the chick's skin. and there's always a canyon a foot wide between them and they are ALWAYS PERKY. oh, and the stupid really skinny chicks that go for the round instead of the teardrops and it looks like tangerines shoved under tight leather. eeeewwww.
That just made it move.
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