I love when white girls

[The Notorious LOL]

start dating a black guy and within two weeks they're talking thicker slang than someone whos been living in Caprini Green or Compton their entire lives.


Sometimes it happens even if dude doesnt talk slang. He can be a mini Bryant Gumbel and his girl suddenly gets a ghetto pass out of nowhere.

[ericlee]

yeah, it's even funnier when they talk it even more than their boyfriend does.

[Qdrop]

i don't really find it funny.

i find it pathetic.

[kaiser soze]

jungle fever causes speech impediments!

[ms.peachy]

Who on earth doyou hang out with that this happens? I've never seen (heard) such a thing :confused:

[tulla]

my roommate just started dating a black guy and i had to yell at him the other day for leaving the toilet seat up

so far andra has not started talking black; however, she has started to dance a lot more ghetto like.

[ericlee]

i don't really find it funny.

i find it pathetic.

I was thinking of the same thing..

My ex's kids had black friends and day by day they were starting to talk like that and I gave them the "be yourself speach." Did it work? Fuck no, I call their house and it sounds like a little gangsta ho answers the phone.

Fuck it, I don't really care though. I look for humor over drama.

[Rock]

i had to yell at him the other day for leaving the toilet seat up

I say all of us males start to yell at women for leaving the toilet seat down. Oh schnapp!

[tulla]

yeah but it was the most awful thing ever because our electricity had juuuuuuuust gone out and i went to go to the bathroom and obviously couldn't turn the light on and i sat down and almost fell in the toilet. it was disgusting, man.

[mickill]

I love when black guys start dating white girls and within weeks start trying to talk all properly and form coherent sentences n shit.

[Sarky Devotchka]

one of my kids wrote this on his math test:

"Y'all ain't teach me dis"

in perfect handwriting, all decorated and such. I read it out loud and sounded really white and awkward. He doesn't even talk like that in real life. I said, "dude, yes I did, look at it again AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!".

he also writes "u" and I smack him. wait, I forgot the topic. my head hurts. make me a pizza and a million cokes.

[Qdrop]

I love when black guys start dating white girls and within weeks start trying to talk all properly and form coherent sentences n shit.

fuck, i just knew mike was gonna go there^

[Extra Cheese]

or how about when those white girls all of a sudden develop an appreciation for grape soda and dark-n-lovely hair product.

[Qdrop]

or when the black guys start doin algebra....
what's up with that?

[ericlee]

also when black guys start listening to Beastie Boys.

[mickill]

fuck, i just knew mike was gonna go there^
Wow, you're all like clairvoyant with the extrasensory perception and shit. And then you proceed to recycle what I said. Nice work. DOUCHEBAG.

[tulla]

tssssssssss!

[Kid Presentable]

Hey Ms Peachy, will you post here when your water breaks?

My sister-in-law-to-be said she thought she had shit herself in a diarrhea manner.

When she had a baby coming out.

[Sarky Devotchka]

black people do algebra all the time. ass.

[Kid Presentable]

yeah but it was the most awful thing ever because our electricity had juuuuuuuust gone out and i went to go to the bathroom and obviously couldn't turn the light on and i sat down and almost fell in the toilet. it was disgusting, man.
You catch any ass-crumbs?

[g-mile7]

I love when black guys start dating white girls and within weeks start trying to talk all properly and form coherent sentences n shit.



HAHAHAHAHA uh no.

[Kid Presentable]

HAHAHAHAHA uh no.
What's up g-mile7?

[ericlee]

What's up g-mile7?

hey, don't talk to him. He wouldn't leggo your eggo remember?

[g-mile7]

start dating a black guy and within two weeks they're talking thicker slang than someone whos been living in Caprini Green or Compton their entire lives.


Sometimes it happens even if dude doesnt talk slang. He can be a mini Bryant Gumbel and his girl suddenly gets a ghetto pass out of nowhere.


They do not even have to start dating them to talk gehtto I have a friend (just became cool couple months back) and everytime she sees me it's

ha ha you hella/hello funny...

keep it real and bling bling your shit....

Because all the girls will come to the yard....

lol...

To shake there laffy taffy....


thats right right there...

High rolla here!

lol!

Bling bling this shit...

lol

you know you know...



yat you know you know....

I got's this...

you got's it too...



so yea she is just joking but she does it all the time

[g-mile7]

hey, don't talk to him. He wouldn't leggo your eggo remember?


that got squashed in the PM's we cool (hopefully) now.

[ms.peachy]

Hey Ms Peachy, will you post here when your water breaks?

My sister-in-law-to-be said she thought she had shit herself in a diarrhea manner.

When she had a baby coming out.
Possibly, if I'm online at the time. Labor can go on for an awfully long time, you know. And in my area, we have community midwiving, so when you go into labour, you don't go to the hospital right away - they come to your house and check how dilated you are and stuff first and you don't go to the hospital until the kid is like really, really on its way. Apparently this is because they reckon having a bunch of women yowling in labour all together at the hospital is more stressful for us, and that it's better if you are going to be all in pain and stuff to be in the calmer surroundings of your own home. So, who knows.

I'm told that many if not most women do shit themselves in the birth process, it's no big deal, quite often they don't even know they've done it because the doctor or midwife 'catches' it and gets rid of it right away. As the baby's head is coming down, it flattens out the lower bowel like a tube of toothpaste, so basically, anything in there is comin' out just ahead of the kid.

Aren't you glad you brought this up?

[ericlee]

that got squashed in the PM's we cool (hopefully) now.

(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

black people do algebra all the time. ass.


post of the century.

[Kid Presentable]

that got squashed in the PM's we cool (hopefully) now.
lol. I was trying to be like the intro to South Bronx.

What's up g-mile7? What's up interminable Kid Presentable? Lemme tell you about the place where we come from and it's

NOT REAL
IT'S NOT NOT REAL
NOT REAL
IT'S NOT NOT REAL

many people tell me my life is pathetic,
I'm hooked on the net, and far from energetic.

[Kid Presentable]

Possibly, if I'm online at the time. Labor can go on for an awfully long time, you know. And in my area, we have community midwiving, so when you go into labour, you don't go to the hospital right away - they come to your house and check how dilated you are and stuff first and you don't go to the hospital until the kid is like really, really on its way. Apparently this is because they reckon having a bunch of women yowling in labour all together at the hospital is more stressful for us, and that it's better if you are going to be all in pain and stuff to be in the calmer surroundings of your own home. So, who knows.

I'm told that many if not most women do shit themselves in the birth process, it's no big deal, quite often they don't even know they've done it because the doctor or midwife 'catches' it and gets rid of it right away. As the baby's head is coming down, it flattens out the lower bowel like a tube of toothpaste, so basically, anything in there is comin' out just ahead of the kid.

Aren't you glad you brought this up?


I heard that poos are like a 'phase' in childbirth. That's pretty gnarly. I shit myself in a tent much to the chagrin of my fellow campers; mother nature grants you a free pass without even answering ONE of her questions three.

Some pieces of fish in NZ still had the lower intestine in them. We used to fling them at each other in school, and then wander off the grounds to throw hot chips at two labradors that would hump in the middle of the street.

[mickill]

I think it can be argued that if a black person uses the terms "bling bling", "posse" or "word to your mother", that they are trying to act very very white.

[roosta]

when i read White Irish journalists or my mother use the term "bling" i feel an almighty murderous rage.

[DIGI]

my mother use the term "bling" i feel an almighty murderous rage.


Follow your instincts, man. Just put on some Body Count and work that bitch over.

[Gareth]

people should never say bling ever. ugh.

[cosmo105]

or when white girls try to dance

that's also pretty funny