Make This Thread Hilarious By The 7th Post

[The Notorious LOL]

Win A Prize!

[Kid Presentable]

So, I lost my penis to a dog last night.
Angie?

[ericlee]

lol

[Kid Presentable]

Nah, nah. I won.

[kaiser soze]

Norcen

I liked you better when you were full of jesus hate

[tulla]

Angie?

actually you should start calling her mervin because that's her nickname

[kll]

I went to see The Hills Have Eyes on Saturday and there was this deformed, crippled guy who crawled into the theater and sat down in the handicapped chairs. For some reason, he wanted to move, so he got on his hand poles with his legs dragging and tried to run to the other side of the theater. He fell. No one got up to help him. He used his arms to crawl up three levels of stairs to sit three rows up. If it had been The Shaggy Dog, I would've helped him, but it was The Hills Have Eyes and I was already disturbed...

[roosta]

when we went to see Doom (1) there was a guy with down's syndrome in the audience. at one stage during the movie they were going on about the reason everyone was mutated was becuase they had an extra chromosome, which is kinda the reason for people having down's (2), and we scratched our chins sagely and wondered what that guy would think about the situation im going to stop writing this post now as its pointless and rambling and probably wont post again tonight (3)

1 We were hungover and bored

2 i know its no where near as simple as just having an extra chromosome (according to wikipedia its "chromosomal abnormality characterized by the presence of an extra copy of genetic material on the 21st chromosome")

3 im going to be footnoting my more elaborate posts from now on

[kll]

i like the style, roosta

[Kid Presentable]

I heard the intro to Shazam! when I read roosta's post.

Everybody get Down's, Everybody get down's

[The Notorious LOL]

:mad:

[Sarky Devotchka]

it didn't work.

[mickill]

You should have said 700th post.

[Matt]

You should have said 700th post.

still wouldn't have been funny. You ask people to be funny, and it's always the opposite.

Roosta's footnotes were nice, though.

[alexandra]

Norcen

I liked you better when you were full of jesus hate
didn't he used to be some kind of Jesus freak?

[Sarky Devotchka]

didn't he used to be some kind of Jesus freak?


no, that's not what he meant by that at all.

[synch]

I'm sorry I didn't get here in time.

[HotAndWet]

poop?

[zorra_chiflada]

pfft.

[Saudi Hackerz]

NOOBZ

[Matt]

My little brother ripped the cover off my Spawn/Cerebus crossover. Laugh at my misfortune.

[hpdrifter]

Skin eclair.



'nuff said.

[zorra_chiflada]

cossack dancing

[zorra_chiflada]

christian rock

[Freebasser]

zorra_chiflada

[Bitchamachacha]

I want to win a free Penis in Vagina, but I can't find my funny.

[zorra_chiflada]

zorra_chiflada

GO EAT AN EGG! :mad:

[Freebasser]

I'LL EAT EGG ON YOUR FACE! :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

I'LL EAT EGG ON YOUR FACE! :mad:

EWW! EGGFACE EATING CREEP!

[Bitchamachacha]

Tits look like fried eggs.

[Freebasser]

ergo, fried eggs look like tits.

Tit and bacon sandwich, please.

[Bob]

and they feel like a bag of sand

[Bitchamachacha]

and they feel like a bag of sand

My tits feel like silky water baloons.

I think you've been rubbing balls, Bob. Not tits.

[zorra_chiflada]

SEX AND BOOBS ARE NOT FUNNY

SHEEP ARE FUNNY


TROUSERS ARE FUNNY

[Bob]

sex with sheep

to be quite honest, i forgot i posted in this thread, too

goddamn television

[Freebasser]

I'm going to write a sitcom about a trouser-wearing sheep who's obsessed with breasts.

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm going to write a sitcom about a trouser-wearing sheep who's obsessed with breasts.

They already had a show about that. It was called Friends.

[paul jones]

my town is a shithole