View Full Version : what do you call two mexicans playing basketball
tulla
03-15-2006, 11:23 AM
well?!
mickill
03-15-2006, 11:26 AM
Potential suspects!
ericlee
03-15-2006, 11:26 AM
this is racist and I will not respond. Remarks as such can and will result in genocide.
tulla
03-15-2006, 11:28 AM
juan on juan! hahahah get it?! get it?! hahaaaaaaah
abcdefz
03-15-2006, 11:39 AM
um, THAT one is Carlos
Sarky Devotchka
03-15-2006, 11:42 AM
hey! this wasn't racist at all! LOL @ puns! or wait, maybe it was racist? NOT ALL MEXICANS ARE NAMED JUAN, TULLA! everyone knows some of them are Jose.
tulla
03-15-2006, 11:47 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/juanonjuan
jabumbo
03-15-2006, 12:19 PM
what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:04 PM
unemployed?
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 01:07 PM
that was dumb
mickill
03-15-2006, 01:10 PM
Yeah, stupid cosmo. That was dumb. Mexicans also pick fruit.
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 01:13 PM
they also make excellent bus boys
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:15 PM
last night matt was arguing about mexican food with me and said that he only counts real mexican food as that made by actual mexicans. and then he thought about it for a minute, and said, "actually, that means everywhere we go to eat is mexican food."
mickill
03-15-2006, 01:17 PM
You must find yourself routinely in awe of that man's train of thinking.
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:18 PM
only because i do sex with the conductor.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 01:24 PM
what do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
Trimm Trabb
03-15-2006, 01:38 PM
what do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
A weak, and inevitable, racist pun that can be laughed off by its sheer predictable stupidity?
Or is it just it can harvist lettuice fast?
213.78.199.214.
b i o n i c
03-15-2006, 01:42 PM
no, you don't understand. its ok to make fun of mexicans. there arent as many groups as there are for blacks and homosexuals out there telling us that its not pc, so till then its totally ok. otherwise, you'd better keep it pc, ya hear?
ericlee
03-15-2006, 01:44 PM
A weak, and inevitable, racist pun that can be laughed off by its sheer predictable stupidity?
oh, everyone else makes their little weak racist puns but you have to call mine out?
Or is it just it can harvist lettuice fast?
I'm not sure but I bet it can pick alot of tomatoes
Trimm Trabb
03-15-2006, 01:44 PM
I happen to be a poo stabbing black mexican and find your comments the hight of offensiveness.
213.78.199.214.
Trimm Trabb
03-15-2006, 01:46 PM
oh, everyone else makes their little weak racist puns but you have to call mine out?
I'm not sure but I bet it can pick alot of tomatoes
Racist sterotypes are so crap its funny! The only race of people who tryly diserve hatred are the brits. What a set of arrogant violent and rude wankers?
213.78.199.214.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 01:51 PM
I've never heard any brit jokes.:(
cosmo105
03-15-2006, 01:56 PM
i think it's fine to laugh at horribly obnoxious racial jokes if you don't seriously believe them. it's more laughing at the stereotype and society in general than the actual ethnicity. if something's deeply offensive and bigoted, i'll be pissed. like dead baby jokes. do i like the thought of dead babies? of course not! but because the thought's so disturbing and offensive, it's hilarious to make horrible jokes about them!
jabumbo
03-15-2006, 01:58 PM
I've never heard any brit jokes.:(
how do you make a brits teeth straight?
ericlee
03-15-2006, 01:59 PM
how do you make a brits teeth straight?
how?
jabumbo
03-15-2006, 02:02 PM
how?
you can't. it's a lost cause
ericlee
03-15-2006, 02:03 PM
i think it's fine to laugh at horribly obnoxious racial jokes if you don't seriously believe them. it's more laughing at the stereotype and society in general than the actual ethnicity. if something's deeply offensive and bigoted, i'll be pissed. like dead baby jokes. do i like the thought of dead babies? of course not! but because the thought's so disturbing and offensive, it's hilarious to make horrible jokes about them!
exactly. My daughter is half mexican and my wife is chinese and I can hear stereotypical jokes about chinese and mexicans and still laugh. If I do believe them, then I'm a hypicritical nazi who needs to be shot in the head.
Shit, I love white jokes and some of the black comedians when they dog on us. Fact is, sometimes it's true what they say.
mickill
03-15-2006, 02:03 PM
White people are fat!
ericlee
03-15-2006, 02:05 PM
White people are fat!
ohhh, now you done did it..
White people are fat!
and racist
tracky
03-15-2006, 04:12 PM
and they walk like this
b-grrrlie
03-15-2006, 04:28 PM
Guess I don't know enough about basketball cause I didn't get that Juan on Juan -bit.
In Scandinavia (and surroundings) Finns always joke about Swedes, Swedes joke about Norwegians, Islandic joke about Danes and Norwegians joke about Swedes.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Guess I don't know enough about basketball cause I didn't get that Juan on Juan -bit.
In Scandinavia (and surroundings) Finns always joke about Swedes, Swedes joke about Norwegians, Islandic joke about Danes and Norwegians joke about Swedes.
juan is pronounced as "one" and maybe it's the lack of Mexicans in your area rather than basketball.
g-mile7
03-15-2006, 04:37 PM
juan is pronounced as "one" and maybe it's the lack of Mexicans in your area rather than basketball.
Yea it's pretty bad, but still made me go "holy shit" and then laugh a lil
b-grrrlie
03-15-2006, 05:11 PM
juan is pronounced as "one" and maybe it's the lack of Mexicans in your area rather than basketball.I know how to pronounce Spanish, I even know a couple of Juans, but we pronounce it more Chuan or rather Huan, but when I tried saying it in more "American" way it made more sence... :o
I still don't know what one on one means in basketball.
g-mile7
03-15-2006, 05:13 PM
I know how to pronounce Spanish, I even know a couple of Juans, but we pronounce it more Chuan or rather Huan, but when I tried saying it in more "American" way it made more sence... :o
I still don't know what one on one means in basketball.
One Person playing the game against another person;thus, one on one.
b-grrrlie
03-15-2006, 05:14 PM
Ta!
What do you call a Mexican with no arms or legs?
A Mexican't do anything cause he's a cripple!!!
I made that one up then and there on the spot for free! I should put a stand up routine together!
What do you call a Mexican with no arms or legs?
A Mexican't do anything cause he's a cripple!!!
I made that one up then and there on the spot for free! I should put a stand up routine together!
i would have said "unemployed"
White people are fat!
and racist
and they walk like this
Comedy GOLD.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. Mexicans are a proud, independent country, full of hard working, intelligent, able people.
these two mexicans go to a bar, and they order a drink, and.....they pay their bill and leave a generous tip, they could NOT have been more courteous
The Notorious LOL
03-15-2006, 05:41 PM
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. Mexicans are a proud, independent country, full of hard working, intelligent, able people.
it was puerto ricans on the neil hamburger cd, yo.
ericlee
03-15-2006, 05:41 PM
and eat mayonaise sammiches
tracky
03-15-2006, 05:44 PM
these two mexicans go to a bar, and they order a drink, and.....they pay their bill and leave a generous tip, they could NOT have been more courteous
lol'd
it was puerto ricans on the neil hamburger cd, yo.
Yes, but this thread is about Mexicans so I'm trying to pass the joke off as my own. I am America's Funnyman in this thread.
The Notorious LOL
03-15-2006, 05:45 PM
fuck it lets just switch the topic mid thread and discuss Neil Hamburger.
that 50 states 50 laughs cd is great
I don't want to talk.
I could be masturbating right now for all you know.
The Notorious LOL
03-15-2006, 05:48 PM
I just assume every single person who posts here is masturbating while posting...because thats how I roll.
Yes, but this thread is about Mexicans so I'm trying to pass the joke off as my own. I am America's Funnyman in this thread.
i stole my joke from family guy :(
it was originally about black people
Man, I hate black people so much.
oh man, some of you idiots need to calm down. they're fucking jokes!!
some of them are good too.
DapperDiverge
03-15-2006, 11:31 PM
why did the mexican climb over the barb wired fence, swim through a white rapid river and lost a shoe, slept in the desert and got stung by scorpions, then crossed a dangerous los angeles 6 lane freeway?....
to get to the other side.
i couldn't resist...:D
g-mile7
03-15-2006, 11:36 PM
Man, I hate black people so much.
the feelings mutual on our side ;)
mickill
03-15-2006, 11:47 PM
How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
20!
How many white people does it take to fix a flat?
A hundred!
How many white people does it take to eat a slice of pizza?
3!
Knuckles
03-16-2006, 12:09 AM
Do Mexicans play basketball?
ericlee
03-16-2006, 12:39 AM
Do Mexicans play basketball?
yes they do... With beans
the feelings mutual on our side ;)
I'm a member of the black panthers.
Calimero jr.
03-16-2006, 04:32 AM
Why are Mexican very good Triathlon champions ??
Pres Zount
03-16-2006, 04:45 AM
I haven't seen any mexican contestants in the triathlon finals. ergo you are an unfunny racist. fuck off.
Calimero jr.
03-16-2006, 04:47 AM
I haven't seen any mexican contestants in the triathlon finals. ergo you are an unfunny racist. fuck off.
:rolleyes: yeah right, in that case just as much as the others jokers that posted before me. Take it easy it's just jokes. And thanks for the f word. (n)
Loppfessor
03-16-2006, 05:52 AM
Most of the people who have posted here are the same ones who say shit like "Oh it's okay, some of my best friends are <insert minority group here>" that way they don't feel guilty about being racist.
Besides at least think of some new material all this shit is played out
tulla
03-16-2006, 07:36 AM
no way, man, my shit was quality gold
mickill
03-16-2006, 09:55 AM
What do you call 5 black cops beating on white motorist?
Wrong!
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