potluck!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I normally hate dinner parties, but potlucks are okay. I'm going to one tomorrow at cort's new boyfriend's house. I'm going to make poop sandwiches. and hit on the boyfriend's roommate. he likes math jokes. roommates dating roommates would be so gross and awesome. shh, don't tell anyone.

[b i o n i c]

I normally hate dinner parties, but potlucks are okay. I'm going to one tomorrow at cort's new boyfriend's house. I'm going to make poop sandwiches. and hit on the boyfriend's roommate. he likes math jokes. roommates dating roommates would be so gross and awesome. shh, don't tell anyone.



oh sarky sarky...


hey you guys'll be like laverne & shirley

[Sarky Devotchka]

no! I'm just joking around, come on! I mean, can it be true though, because omg that's just too cute!

[b i o n i c]

that's what made me think of the cutesy laverne & shirley dating lenny & squiggy...One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"

[jabumbo]

you should make chili instead

[Bitchamachacha]

Ooo..the naked Twister possibilities would be endless!