Oh, Lord. I Never Thought This Day Would Come.

[Bitchamachacha]

It's happening.

My son can read, and now he's reading the board.

He just read the word "assholes". And pronounced it A-S-S holes. You know. Since it's a bad word and all.

Crap.

[TurdBerglar]

YOU'RE MOMMY IS A SLUT, LITTLE BOY

[ericlee]

look what you did now Focker.

[TurdBerglar]

KILL YOUR MOMMY, LITTLE BOY

[TurdBerglar]

SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE, LITTLE BOY

[Bob]

well...at least he's reading

[TurdBerglar]

YOU WERE ADOPTED, LITTLE BOY

[Bitchamachacha]

I made him leave the room.

This place would give him nightmares!

[TurdBerglar]

YOU'RE REAL MOMMY WAS A CRACKHEAD, LITTLE BOY

[fucktopgirl]

how old he is?

[Bitchamachacha]

look what you did now Focker.


Hahahaha!

Asssssshooooooooooooooooooooooooole.

[Tzar]

YOU WERE ADOPTED, LITTLE BOY
hahahaha!
hey, he can read but he probably doesn't know what the words mean.

[ericlee]

YOU HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THAN TURD LITTLE BOY.

DISREGARD WHAT HE SAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE MANLY THAN HIM

[Bitchamachacha]

how old he is?


Six.

And he knows what lots of words mean.

He was reading a book and read, "Illustrated by.." and I almost crapped my panties.

[Bob]

IT'S "YOUR", NOT "YOU'RE", LITTLE BOY

let's not be a bad influence on him, jesus fucking christ

[TurdBerglar]

BOB CAN'T CORK A WINE BOTTLE, LITTE BOY, BECUASE HE HAS GAY FLOPPY WRISTS

[kaiser soze]

Oh, Lord. I Never Thought This Day Would Come.

It's happening.

My son can read, Crap.


so, let me get this straight...

you're a writer and you would prefer your son to be illiterate?

:confused:

[Bitchamachacha]

let's not be a bad influence on him, jesus fucking christ


"Huh? What's that mean? What's Jesus doing to Christ? Aren't they the same thing? What is fucking, Mommy? And is that what Jesus would do?"






:confused:

[Tzar]

BOB CAN'T CORK A WINE BOTTLE, LITTE BOY, BECUASE HE HAS GAY FLOPPY WRISTS
PAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GAY FLOPPY WRISTS
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: *cough*

[Bitchamachacha]

so, let me get this straight...

you're a writer and you would prefer your son to be illiterate?

:confused:

Yes.







:rolleyes:

[Bob]

BOB CAN'T CORK A WINE BOTTLE, LITTE BOY, BECUASE HE HAS GAY FLOPPY WRISTS

come on!!!! over the line!

[fucktopgirl]

Six.

And he knows what lots of words mean.

He was reading a book and read, "Illustrated by.." and I almost crapped my panties.


same as my girl!!yea those little pest are pretty wise and witty!

[TurdBerglar]

HEY LITTLE BOY!!! YOU WANNA SEE SOME PICTURES OF LARGE THINGS CRAMMED UP SOME CUNTS???

[Bitchamachacha]

HEY LITTLE BOY!!! YOU WANNA SEE SOME PICTURES OF LARGE THINGS CRAMMED UP SOME CUNTS???


Ha!

I just realized it was YOUR quote he was reading earlier.

[Tzar]

hahaha good work, turd

clap clap for the handicapped.
that is so old

[TurdBerglar]

Ha!

I just realized it was YOUR quote he was reading earlier.


send him to the chat

[TurdBerglar]

YOU HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THAN TURD LITTLE BOY.

DISREGARD WHAT HE SAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE MANLY THAN HIM


oh wow. i missed this. now it's not funny to respond. sorry

[ericlee]

HEY LITTLE BOY!!! YOU WANNA SEE SOME PICTURES OF LARGE THINGS CRAMMED UP SOME CUNTS???

like Bob's wine bottle? Maybe that's a way to recork it.

[TurdBerglar]

them bitches from singapore can do that shit, right?

[Bitchamachacha]

send him to the chat

Oh, hell no.

I won't even venture in there.

I hear the boys have cyber sword fights in girl's cyber mouths in that dirty place.

[TurdBerglar]

Oh, hell no.

I won't even venture in there.

I hear the boys have cyber sword fights in girl's cyber mouths in that dirty place.



yeah i wish

they're all prudes

[ericlee]

them bitches from singapore can do that shit, right?

I saw it on an American site.

[TurdBerglar]

you're wife's a chink, can she do that shit?

[ericlee]

you're wife's a chink, can she do that shit?

you dumbfuck, it's your and not you're. No, she can't do that. Chinks aren't from Singapore.

[TurdBerglar]

well she's close enough

[ericlee]

I'm pretty sure while you had that hemmorhoid, you've opened quite a few bottles though. I know it probably caught the ridges just right.

[TurdBerglar]

you wanna see the video?