this chick in my office caught me checking out her ass... doh!

[b i o n i c]

i noticed her on the first day... blonde/blue, very nice booty. she seems a little too fancy for me but damn she's hot, or at least she is for my taste. we've made brief eye contact maybe 2-3 times, but she'll always turn away. we work in different departments but we pass eachother pretty often, plus my work space is right by the copier.

so im coming out of the conference room, no one is around, but she walks right by me, right in front of me. i decide to take a lookie look at the booty crossing my path. when she passed by and before she turned the corner, she turned around and looked right at me. i looked up (i hope before she noticed) and smiled. five minutes later she walks up to the copier, doesnt make a copy and walks away.

next time we make eye contact it might be a little awkward. ooooh i want that bootay.

[beastiegirrl101]

she didn't have pointy heals on did she?

[b i o n i c]

nope! i might not mind them on her if she did... whooo that coolie is spectacular.



on second thought...

[Kid Presentable]

Was it Smurfette? Cause that chicks a tranny mate.(n)

[Jmoney77]

Nice story. happens to me all the time

[b i o n i c]

smurfette is fucking hot kid, dont front.

you get caught all the time, jm? i can see how letting yourself get caught could be a good thing though

[tracky]

I like NOT checking out the hot chicks. You know, the kind that know they are hot, and dress to be checked out, and they come up and ask for something, and I'm all straight with them and don't give them special treatment, and they get all humpty. I think the only thing that achieves is them thinking I am gay. I kinda don't like females actually.


I'm the same, there's a chick at work here with an enormous rack and she knows it, but she expects it to get her anywhere, so I just ignore her. Plus she's a complete fake, like acts all nice and shit, but i know she's a complete bitch. The other new girl on the other hand, booya (y) She's not super hot but still pretty damn nice, plus I like her personality much more too, she's really down to earth and stuff. great little body too. she's got a boyfriend who shes been with for like 4 years or something, so it could go either way. Like she might be getting sick of him. Here's hoping ;)

[b i o n i c]

ya i somewhat agree. ive experienced the whole "if you dont gimme attention then i hate you" thing... it seems to be true with many women. many (not all) women just want you to be all into them even if they have no intention of reciprocating. i think it has to do with them feeling that if they get attention from every dude, it makes them more desirable to the guy that they really might want. that or their ego needs just needs constant massaging to feel good.

i dont think that this girl is the one that every dude wants to get with. shes a tiny bit chubby and pear shaped - thus the nice round coolie... the type of girl who has the tendancy to be overweight but she goes to the gym often. a lot of guys arent into that . but shes got a very pretty face and ice blue eyes. its all good with me.

[zorra_chiflada]

I like NOT checking out the hot chicks. You know, the kind that know they are hot, and dress to be checked out, and they come up and ask for something, and I'm all straight with them and don't give them special treatment, and they get all humpty. I think the only thing that achieves is them thinking I am gay. I kinda don't like females actually.

yeah. for some reason, a lot of women think that the most important thing in their life is getting the attention of males, and being deemed "hot" or "sexy"

[Justin]

Im a snob to all the hot chicks. If they want me bad enough, they'll talk to me

[Loppfessor]

plus my work space is right by the copier.




Just hit her with that old Rob Schnieder bit from SNL...."Hot girl makin cawpieees" etc...

[ms.peachy]

It's always nice to have a little something at the office to look at besides your computer screen. No harm in it.

[b i o n i c]

i may try that... *rob sneider voice* "hot blonde.... with the spectabular back-end... makin cawpieeeees!"

it definately is nice to have something to look at



you can't be too snobby to the hot chicks... all the other chicks will think yer a dick

[Lex Diamonds]

Some girls at the bus stop yesterday were wolf-whistling at me and shit. It's nice to feel sexy every once in a while.(y)

[padster is gay]

Some girls at the bus stop yesterday were wolf-whistling at me and shit. It's nice to feel sexy every once in a while.(y)


they obviously realised you're a stud with a big dick and decided to shag you behind their boyfriends backs

oh hang on, reality check, they really thought you looked like a rem and were just taking the piss out of you, welcome to the real world

[paul jones]

It's always nice to have a little something at the office to look at besides your computer screen. No harm in it.

yeah, I think every workplace should have some eye candy because work is crap and you only do it for the money so yeah.

more half naked women in the workplace now!

[b i o n i c]

pj! where you been? surely you were at the pub checking out asses this whole time

[paul jones]

pj! where you been? surely you were at the pub checking out asses this whole time

I been on tour with The Vibration,then there was the board crash ,then my DNS server fucked up cos Norton blocked AOL so I've been mainly checking asses on DVD but yeah, it's good to be back in the factory of Beastiness

[CrankItUp!]

Just let your nuts hang outside of your pants like you are totally unaware of it, like they accidently slipped out somehow because of your boxers. Chicks don't have nuts..so they're fascinated by 'em and will be curious to see what size penis you're packin' too.(y)