St. Patrick's Day

[scotty]

In Australia, its St. Pats day right now.

Slainte, everyone!!

[Freebasser]

It is here too.

Bit early to start drinking though...

Ah, what the heck *opens can*

[TAL]

It's just a normal Friday here.

[scotty]

It is here too.

Bit early to start drinking though...

Ah, what the heck *opens can*


Haha, I spent my lunch break in the uni bar.

[hardnox71]

Here in Chicago everyone celebrated St. Patrick's Day last weekend. There is always a parade downtown on Saturday and on Sunday there is one on the South Side (the largest neighborhood parade outside of Dublin, so I've read).

Last weekend was funny. People were staggering around all over the city. It was a mess.

[Jmoney77]

COOL

[Kid Presentable]

Retarded ass commercial radio deems St. Pats day a good time to tell Irish jokes.

I get to work tonight, and pour the Guinnesses for all the clowns who only drink it today. FYI In your Guinness i can draw the best shamrock, leafed-clover, tits or dick and nuts of any barperson ever.

[zorra_chiflada]

Retarded ass commercial radio deems St. Pats day a good time to tell Irish jokes.

I get to work tonight, and pour the Guinnesses for all the clowns who only drink it today. FYI I your Guinness i can draw the best shamrock, leafed-clover, tits or dick and nuts of any barperson ever.

picture!

[Kid Presentable]

picture!
I'll try to take my camera to work, then.(y)

[zorra_chiflada]

I'll try to take my camera to work, then.(y)

awesome

[Freebasser]

I get to work tonight, and pour the Guinnesses for all the clowns who only drink it today.

At the union today I could see Guinness on every table. It was reet funny watching all the WKD and VK drinkers grimacing as they attempted to drink even the tiniest bit. People will do anything for a free t-shirt.

There are inflatable pints in all the pubs and shops and I want one, but no fucker will let me take one.

[Kid Presentable]

There are inflatable pints in all the pubs and shops and I want one, but no fucker will let me take one.

I could pour you one, probably.

[Freebasser]

You're that skilled?

Noice!

[Kid Presentable]

You're that skilled?

Noice!
If it came from a tap, I could pour elephant mix into a giraffe glass and make it howl like a dog...

[DapperDiverge]

i can't believe i shaved a four-leaf clover into my pubic hair!!!....

the sad part is, i was sober!:p

i dunno why i did it... i didn't have enough down there to shave it in... it doesn't even look right... now i gotta shave the whole thing off this weekend

[Lindsey_1535]

uhhhh huh

[Knuckles]

They (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sazzidesigns.co.uk/catalog/images/bugsy_t.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sazzidesigns.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php%3Fproducts_id%3D119&h=267&w=400&sz=22&tbnid=U1a8d0geOmyeUM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=13&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpube%2Bshape%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D%26safe%3Doff) don't make any four-leaf clover ones. :(

[Lindsey_1535]

hoooo boy

[DapperDiverge]

i did it freelance !! i just got a magic marker, drew the design and royally fucked it up!! i guess i could try this again for the next holiday... i guess that'll be 4th of July... but i'm highly doubting that the flag is going to look right... so i might do a star instead(y)

[roosta]

yo peeps.............it is 11.40 am, and i am PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSED.


yes, from the boards token legitmate irish person i extend st. patricks day greetings to all of you, young, old, bi, gay, straight, black, asian, latino and white, for today i bestow honorary irishness on all of you


i am going to the pub in a matter of hours to carry on..


for the record i am drunk as a motherfucker!

[Freebasser]

I won't get chance to drink today :(

[DeeJayZap]

ok, one reason i hate paddys day is because of all the stereotypes. LEPRECHAUNS? yeah right. we dont have all ginger hair and beards either. And we DONT talk like scottish people.... anyways, HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY

[abcdefz]

:D <------ green

[abcdefz]

...our family dropped the O' about five generations back. Otherwise, my initials would be DDO.

FYI.

[kll]

Ummm...you're not Irish.
he's not?

[P of R]

It's just a normal Friday here.

^

[hpdrifter]

"Everyone's Irish today except the Jews and the Italians."

-the Simpsons

I'm Italian, so I appreciate the honorary irishness, roosta. I will not be attempting to drink guiness. Probably tullamore dew/cokes til dawn!

[beastiegirrl101]

Here in Chicago everyone celebrated St. Patrick's Day last weekend. There is always a parade downtown on Saturday and on Sunday there is one on the South Side (the largest neighborhood parade outside of Dublin, so I've read).

Last weekend was funny. People were staggering around all over the city. It was a mess.

yea this weekend is going to suck. No one really does anything on the real st. patty's day. Either way...cheers everyone! Drink some green beer.

[Freebasser]

Yet another unsuccessful raid on Wolverhampton's pubs in search of the elusive inflatable pint.

You just know that the barman with the scraggly beard and B.O. is just going to take it home and hump it at the end of the night. Fucker.

[hpdrifter]

yea this weekend is going to suck. No one really does anything on the real st. patty's day. Either way...cheers everyone! Drink some green beer.

Why is that? I mean, Qdrop's St. Paddy's in Rochester thing was last week too. Why would they celebrate a week in advance? And why do they do the worldwide guiness toast a month in advance?

[hpdrifter]

Yet another unsuccessful raid on Wolverhampton's pubs in search of the elusive inflatable pint.

You just know that the barman with the scraggly beard and B.O. is just going to take it home and hump it at the end of the night. Fucker.

If I can snag one here in Seattle, I'll mail to you.

Fully inflated.

[roosta]

he's not?

yes i am!


and fuck him! i am PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy st patricks day all of you, i am drunk as fucking fuck, it took me 20 minutes to write this messsage