so, here's the thing

[Sarky Devotchka]

what tastes best in a salad?

[ericlee]

suicide threads roxors11!!!11.

Seriously, drink some more, delete the crap and get some sleep. Life sucks, oh well. Deal with it.

[tracky]

:(

everybody hurts, or something like that

at least you have crushes, i don't even have that anymore :(

ugh this thread is gonna be really depressing. delete delete delete

ps drunk too

[Justin]

If you kill yourself, you won't be able to think about killing yourself any longer

Bad Move

[B4BY 4NN]

I'd like to just shut it off for a while if I could most days. I would never commit bodily harm to myself since I'm too much a coward. But, yeah, I know how you feel :(

[Justin]

Is this just a girl thing?

[B4BY 4NN]

Is this just a girl thing?

I just want to start singing

"Everybody hurrrtsss...

and I don't know the rest of the words"

[Justin]

YO, stay away from the people that make you feel bad. You'll never find strength for yourself if somebody around you is always trying to bring you down(n)

Be happy!!!

[Justin]

I love you, you love me..

[Matt]

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone

[Loppfessor]

I've spent the past few months completely and utterly fucking up my life beyond repair. I've been trying to fix things but have failed miserably so yeah maybe killing yourself is the answer, it just might be for me

[GreenEarthAl]

People need meaningful relationships in their lives. Not just "the big one" with Mrs. or Mr. right, but lots of good and true friends and all too. Sadly, we live in a time where a lot of those interpersonal connections are breaking down. You, Kelly, are ahead of many people these days insofar as you at least have one really good friend that you can really talk honestly with. The photographic record reflects that you maybe have a wider network of friends that are worth a damn too. Seems to equal a lot going for you. Don't get too put off by there not being a young hipster in shining armor that knows how to deal with you that's happened along yet. As a species we've basically forgotten how to form the big relationship in a meaningful way, so it's not just you. Make a compact with yourself. Promise yourself that rather than killing yourself that you would simply get out of Chicago for a while and have a go at it in some random place and get some perspective. We would really miss you if you were totally dead.

[DandyFop]

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

'Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone

This song makes me think of two things: primarily, My So-Called Life.

And now it also reminds me of Dwight from The Office.

Sarky, I know it can feel impossible to remember what it's like to be happy when you are in such a dark spot in your life. You just have to remind yourself that it will be better, and it's worth living for. I am extremely envious of the life you seem to lead...what would I do if you were gone? I would have no one to be jealous of because you have crushes on cute boys, and you met eugene mirman!

[miss soul fire]

Sarky, you have no idea how excited your life is. And I'm not just saying that. I love the stories you tell us. It sounds like a ferris bueller movie! It's so fun. I love my life, but I wouldn't mind AT ALL to have yours! Please, drink some water, lay down and think about what I just wrote.:)

[tracky]

*group hug*

[Freebasser]

I was like that a few years ago, but now I love life, and the thought of dying actually sucks ballbags.

[Qdrop]

THIS is fuckin pathetic.


now sarky is making suicide threads.

she seriously never mentally progressed past 15.


you people really need to stop defending this chick. i don't care how long she's been on here. i don't care how friendly you've been with sarky in the past.
she fills this board up with her constant inane crushes, teeny ramblings....and now a suicide thread.

serioulsy, if this was someone other than sarky...you'd all be ragging all over her.

take a step back and look at how ridiculous she is.

not saying she should go (lord knows we all love reading her diatribes), but she deserves no respect, and should be mocked relentlessly.

[Bitchamachacha]

Sarky, if you commited suicide everyone on the board would start wearing Big Fun t-shirts and Echewta would walk in front of a bus with a suicide note taped to his chest. Then Cosmo and Boomin' would go on a board killing spree, shooting everyone in their path and making the murders look like suicides.

And that would just be gay.


I actually thought of you yesterday, Sarky. I found Igby Goes Down on DVD for $1.99, so I bought it. I thought to myself, "If Sarky saw this DVD cover, she's rub her neither regions against it".

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh fuck. how come I can't delete this? I'm going back to bed.

thank you to the nice people. sometimes when I drink, the old clinical d rears its ugly head. I blame the potluck. I fucking hate dinner parties. nothing even happened, it's just my brain chemistry. WHERE'S MY XANEX!?

seriously though, anybody got any xanex?

[Bitchamachacha]

oh fuck. how come I can't delete this? I'm going back to bed.

thank you to the nice people. sometimes when I drink, the old clinical d rears its ugly head. I blame the potluck. I fucking hate dinner parties. nothing even happened, it's just my brain chemistry. WHERE'S MY XANEX!?

seriously though, anybody got any xanex?


I've got some KY.

:confused:

[na§tee]

We would really miss you if you were totally dead.
i can't put it better than that ^!
no. please don't kill yourself. that would suck.
eat some cake - it cures everything, i promise.
p.s. i don't think you can delete but you can edit the body of yr original post to take everything out, if you know what i meanz...

[HEIRESS]

I often hope of getting killed in some romantic manner like after being held hostage and tortured for 3 months by some deranged northerner. Then via my own brute abilities, getting loose and traveling by foot many miles before being found and heralded across the papers for my misfortune. But then Id end up dying 3 days later from starvation complications but only after Ive been suffocated with sympathy and awe for my strength and perseverance up to that point.

thats pretty much the same as suicide thoughts right?

[kaiser soze]

no, that's The Deliverance

now where's mah banjo?

[Nuzzolese]

Sarky you're a ray of sunshine, don't close the shades!



I often hope of getting killed in some romantic manner like after being held hostage and tortured for 3 months by some deranged northerner. Then via my own brute abilities, getting loose and traveling by foot many miles before being found and heralded across the papers for my misfortune. But then Id end up dying 3 days later from starvation complications but only after Ive been suffocated with sympathy and awe for my strength and perseverance up to that point.

thats pretty much the same as suicide thoughts right?

My god, that sounds fantastic.

[Qdrop]

p.s. i don't think you can delete but you can edit the body of yr original post to take everything out, if you know what i meanz...

she doesn't want to delete it..
she wants everyone to read it and PM her and stroke her...

[kaiser soze]

it's better than stroking you

[Qdrop]

it's better than stroking you

untrue, untrue.

[Sarky Devotchka]

she doesn't want to delete it..
she wants everyone to read it and PM her and stroke her...

actually I don't want any PMs, I don't like them. they're like email and I hate email. but you're right, it was all a big plan to get more attention at 2 in the morning before passing out on the couch in my clothes because your girlfriend isn't pretty.



and bitcha, LOL @ Big Fun. teenage suicide, don't do it! I should watch that movie today.

[Qdrop]

actually I don't want any PMs, I don't like them. they're like email and I hate email. but you're right, it was all a big plan to get more attention at 2 in the morning before passing out on the couch in my clothes because your girlfriend isn't pretty.



and bitcha, LOL @ Big Fun. teenage suicide, don't do it! I should watch that movie today.

oh look, you're still alive.
i'm so...pleased.

[mickill]

If you ended your life now you'd be making Qdrop happy. In another sense, you'd also be proving him wrong. But unfortunately, you wouldn't be here to see it, also. So it's really a lose-lose situation.

I'd recommend living.

[Qdrop]

the majority of you are all kissing her ass...

ya know, the next time some other idiot makes a similiar suicide post, and i see you all ragging on them...or i see a bunch of you mocking some Myspace fuck up who blew his head off...
i'm gonna throw this thread in your faces.

hypocrits.

[kaiser soze]

dude, you're the one making the fun

this is called projection, blaming others for your behavior

[hpdrifter]

I voted for Bears.

Cuz they're cute when they're babies.

[GreenEarthAl]

you people really need to stop defending this chick. i don't care how long she's been on here. i don't care how friendly you've been with sarky in the past.
she fills this board up with her constant inane crushes, teeny ramblings....and now a suicide thread.

serioulsy, if this was someone other than sarky...you'd all be ragging all over her.

take a step back and look at how ridiculous she is.

not saying she should go (lord knows we all love reading her diatribes), but she deserves no respect, and should be mocked relentlessly.

This decree is just about as worthwhile as your other 9,000 decrees. Shouldn't your decrees be improving over time? Maybe you don't have the right genes for issuing edicts and all that.

[Qdrop]

dude, you're the one making the fun that doesn't even make sense.
it's out of context and out of synch with the rest of the posts.

this is called projection, blaming others for your behaviorare you talking to me or sarky?

[Qdrop]

This decree is just about as worthwhile as your other 9,000 decrees. Shouldn't your decrees be improving over time? Maybe you don't have the right genes for issuing edicts and all that.
sir, you don't make enough money to be on this thread.
i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

[hpdrifter]

Reason enough to live. (http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2006/02/28/panda-kindergarten-opens-in-sichuan-china/)

[kaiser soze]

sadly that panda will get a better education than 30% of children in the U.S.

[hpdrifter]

I can't look at it enough, my propensity to be enamored of really cute things is on overdrive.

I just want to hold them and squeeze them and kiss their little faces and talk baby talk to them.

[buddylee]

Try this then get some help. http://www.lessons4living.com/depression_test2.htm

[Sarky Devotchka]

Reason enough to live. (http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2006/02/28/panda-kindergarten-opens-in-sichuan-china/)

OH MY GOD

my face exploded from watching that.

[GreenEarthAl]

They just need some Marvin Gaye music and for someone to dim the lights.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Try this then get some help. http://www.lessons4living.com/depression_test2.htm

yeah yeah, I've already been diagnosed (by a doctor in real life) with mild clinical depression. the winter time makes it worse. that's all this was really. booze and winter make a my brain sad sometimes. I should've just meditated like I usually do to combat it...instead of posting on the internet like a total douche bag.

[beastiegirrl101]

yeah yeah, I've already been diagnosed (by a doctor in real life) with mild clinical depression. the winter time makes it worse. that's all this was really. booze and winter make a my brain sad sometimes. I should've just meditated like I usually do to combat it...instead of posting on the internet like a total douche bag.

dont be sad
you're so rad.

[hpdrifter]

Baby bears, that's what I call my bunnies. Cuz they look like bear cubs.

Going for...

...the rest of Sarky's head (http://kinetic.seattle.wa.us/old-iwarp/nxtlevel/public/tigers/tiger5.jpg)

Sarky's left arm (http://kinetic.seattle.wa.us/old-iwarp/nxtlevel/public/tigers/tiger2.jpg)

Sarky's right arm. (http://kinetic.seattle.wa.us/old-iwarp/nxtlevel/public/tigers/tiger9.jpg)


;)

The Seattle Zoo's baby tigers from a few years ago.

[Sarky Devotchka]

BABY ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to go squish my cat.

[ericlee]

I think suicide by a bear would be alot faster.

a monkey would rather contiplate on how to kill you by masterbating over it and then would just come up with the decision of flinging poo at you till you die.

Definitly bear.

[hpdrifter]

I wish I was home so I could go pick my bunnies up and hug them. They hate it and they wiggle their displeasure, but it feels so good.

Okay, last one. (http://kinetic.seattle.wa.us/old-iwarp/nxtlevel/public/tigers/tiger3.jpg)

He's so sleepy! Look at his little tongue!

Or her, I think that's a nipple.

[Sarky Devotchka]

george was sleeping and I poked him and he rolled over and stretched out and purred and then I poked his belly and he bit me. SO CUTE!

bunnies. I don't like to think about them, they seem like they hate people. but I'm sure your bunnies are great.

[ericlee]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid189/p8236a577060f0fdeea5bea28e36d62e9/f203dc26.jpg
monkey pic from zoo. It speaks so much truth. Poor guy.

[ericlee]

That's an ape you fucking bastard!

it's an orangatang. Dippy do

[ericlee]

It is an orangutan, which in turn is a sub-species of ape. Not monkey. Sucker.

swings from trees, makes fart noises with it's mouth, flings poo, masterbates on hours endlessly, all considered to be a monkey to me.

[ericlee]

Are you calling me a monkey?

actually, it was a refferal of me. Now excuse me, I have an audience coming.

[Sarky Devotchka]

STOP ARGUING ABOUT MONKEYS IN MY SUICIDE THREAD, ASSHOLES!

where's madame demento when you need her?

[Matt]

actually, it was a refferal of me. Now excuse me, I have an audience coming.

hey. hey! DO SOMETHING. I will fucking throw peanuts at you, monkey. oh shit, he's jackin it! take a picture! TAKE A PICTURE!

[ericlee]

Hello.

shh, I'm busy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/monkeylove.jpg)

[cookiepuss]

Humm I just found the this thread. I can realate. It's not so much wanting to kill yourself it's more the feeling that you'd be better of dead. Which has nothing to do with a person taking action to make themselves dead. I know I'd puss out if I tried to keel myself or screw it up and end up miserably maimed and hospitalized for the rest of my life which would be way worse than the crap I'm dealing with now. But I probably have a chemical or hormonal imbalance and that's why I'm going to the doctor today to get checked out. I mean I have great friends and great boyfrined and I'm still unhappy, depressed, aniexty ridden and overly emotional...I'm kinda fucked up right now. but not fucked up enough to actually die, just think about dying. and ya know how I know for sure? cause i was crossing the street the other day after sobbing uncontrolably for 15 minutes and a car was coming, and I started walking faster so I wouldn't get run over. so yeah I'm not suicidal. then again even if i was I wouldn't want to get hit by a car.:confused:

er...nevermind.:o

[ericlee]

Humm I just found the this thread. I can realate. It's not so much wanting to kill yourself it's more the feeling that you'd be better of dead. Which has nothing to do with a person taking action to make themselves dead. I know I'd puss out if I tried to keel myself or screw it up and end up miserably maimed and hospitalized for the rest of my life which would be way worse than the crap I'm dealing with now. But I probably have a chemical or hormonal imbalance and that's why I'm going to the doctor today to get checked out. I mean I have great friends and great boyfrined and I'm still unhappy, depressed, aniexty ridden and overly emotional...I'm kinda fucked up right now. but not fucked up enough to actually die, just think about dying. and ya know how I know for sure? cause i was crossing the street the other day after sobbing uncontrolably for 15 minutes and a car was coming, and I started walking faster so I wouldn't get run over. so yeah I'm not suicidal. then again even if i was I wouldn't want to get hit by a car.:confused:

er...nevermind.:o


Bears dammit!!

[cookiepuss]

Bears dammit!!

don't ask me to fucking choose damn it! That could be the thing that pushes me over the edge. :mad:



Did ya know if you be bitten by a Makak (monkey) with Herpes you'll die? true story. DEATH BY MONKEYS!

[cookiepuss]

:eek: *Spits out Makak monkey burger*


no, no silly the Makak has to bite you, not you biting into the Makak. and uh it has to be alive with herpes sores init's mouth and stuff. sha.

[Ace42X]

no, no silly the Makak has to bite you, not you biting into the Makak. and uh it has to be alive with herpes sores init's mouth and stuff. sha.


Do you mean Macaques?

[cookiepuss]

probably, maybe. it's well established around here that hooked on phonics didn't work for me.

[TAL]

This is a poll now?

[HotAndWet]

I like sarky, she's entertaining and I like when she talks about George :p
Of course, I get happy over little animals all the time.

[buddylee]

yeah yeah, I've already been diagnosed (by a doctor in real life) with mild clinical depression. the winter time makes it worse. that's all this was really. booze and winter make a my brain sad sometimes. I should've just meditated like I usually do to combat it...instead of posting on the internet like a total douche bag.

well if a case of "Seasonal Affective Disorder" is got you thinking about death , your doctor isn't giving you the right meds. I had to try 3-4 ones before I got welbultron .
Some Meds will make you worst. EI... I was on paxil and it made me sleep 20 hours a day.

[marsdaddy]

Sarky, at least being a douche bag has you smelling fresh and clean.I was on paxil and it made me sleep 20 hours a day.Think I can give that to a newborn with CPS getting involved?

Qdrop continues to surprise me. In that I expected a line by line analysis of Sarky's drunken state. Also the revelation he was suicidal at 15 is insightful.

[TAL]

No, that's not me.

[adam_f]

I sooooooo want to create an alias so I can vote twice!

[Lex Diamonds]

what tastes best in a salad?
I'd say crutons or parmesan. (y)