this board needs a petting zoo and a bar

[The Notorious LOL]

so when the posts suck I can get drunk and chase peacocks.

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, don't chase peacocks.

[abcdefz]

What is the opposite of a size queen?

[HEIRESS]

we call em "wildlife parks" up in heahhhhh

[HotAndWet]

I would be interested in that.

[cosmo105]

when i was in third grade i had this really awful teacher (seriously, she was such a bitch, she once saw some kid having lewd drawings of bart simpson flipping you off and stuff so she banned backpacks, and she'd make us write out every number from 1 to 1000 just to kill time, and she thought "bad boy club" was really a gang. yeah, a gang for 8-year-olds) that broke her hip about halfway through the last semester. she was chasing a pheasant that her son was trying to catch, and she fell and broke her octogenarian hip. we all cheered.

[kaiser soze]

be careful what you wish for

I fear some on here would do some heavy petting after a few drinks

[DapperDiverge]

could it be a mythical animal petting zoo with unicorns and pegasus... what about dragons?? and pixies flying everywhere spreading fairy dust "coke" and we can all start flying while drinking magic brews and instead of vomit, we could puke up tapioca pudding!!










what about an "evil" petting zoo?? that has mutated seabass and sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their freakin' heads??.....right:p

[kaiser soze]

funny you bring up puking, I read a short story last night about a family that is thinking about getting a "pukey" for a pet

the story was hilarious but a mess

[DapperDiverge]

what's a pukey?? a made up animal like a snipe??