we'll make great pets?

[cookiepuss]

Yeah so I was just listening to Porno of Pyros. But seriously if aliens did take us over, would we make great pets? I don't think so. I'd be a horrible pet. I'd pee on the floor all the time.


if you were treated the way your pet is treated, what would the requirements be? daily walks? special kibble? How would you misbehave?

[jackrock]

My misbehaving would be sleeping in late, and not getting off the couch to make room for my master.

I would enjoy a treat every now and then.
I too would take dumps whereever i feel it belongs, and piss where it stains.

[Rock]

I think we would make great pets as long as we get treated like lots of people treat their pets.

We make a mess...they clean it up.
We are hungry...they feed us, and do the dishes.
We want to go outside....they walk us.
We don't have to work.

I guess the only bad thing would be if we weren't born into pethood. Because then we would know of the glorious things that are out there if we break free from our leashes durin gour walks.

[kaiser soze]

I'll fucking bite em' in the eye