Things that happen in movies a lot but never really happen to me

[mickill]

I've never walked into a diner or truckstop in some hick town and had a waitress ask me "What'll it be, sugar?" or "So, where ya headed?"

I've never broken a bottle over someone's head and incited a bar brawl.

I've never walked into an empty house with the door left half open and gone, "Hellooooo, anybody home?" while quietly strolling through it, holding a lantern, worried I might stumble over a corpse and then suddenly had the crap scared out of me by some cat knocking over a vase or a parrot saying hello to me or something.

I've never been shot, stabbed or pinned down by zombies and told whoever I was with at the time to just save themselves and/or go on without me.

[jackrock]

time to try something new, then!

[mickill]

Wtf. I didn't post this in this forum did I?

[ToucanSpam]

Mickill fucked up! Everyone see?


That's too bad.

[DapperDiverge]

i've been in a restaurant and a waitress said so what'll you have sugar?? then when she served it, she said, there ya go honey...true story... i'm in the south, everyone calls each other sugar, honey, honey child, etc...

i hate it!! cuz i'm diabetic damn it!!:mad:








just kidding...about being diabetic... everything else is true
but if you lived in the ghetto, it's like an action film everyday

[mickill]

The waitresses at the truckstops in Compton don't say "sugar" much. Sorry you have diabetes. So does my mom. It sucks.

Mickill fucked up! Everyone see?
As did your parents when they decided to smash genitals with eachother and procreate.

[jackrock]

0 \/\/ /\/ 3 |) !!

[synch]

I've never had anyone say to me "let me slip into something more comfortable" and come back semi naked.

I never came across people holding large priceless paintings, glass plates or any awkwardly carried fragile object while running to get somewhere.

I've never witnessed a car crash where any of the cars that were involved carried poultry and/or water bottles.

[DapperDiverge]

i saw a car crash that was movie material once... i was driving home from school and i was waiting at a red light and there was this lady in a SUV that had the right of way and she was turning into the adjacent street when this white car came speeding outta nowhere and he had the red light and sped right thru it while the SUV was turning and smashed right into her.... the glass in both cars exploded right in front of my eyes... the accident was literally right in front of me... the white car hit her sooo hard it kept rolling into a ditch on a whole different road... i just had my license for a year and was new to driving... i was sooo shocked!!...
i'll never forget the sound of the cars crashing and the explosion of glass everywhere... i was so panicked that when the light turned green, i sped outta there still shaking and hyperventilating....

i still feel guilty not helping... but i was a new, inexperienced driver... i hate driving in the first place and that accident was like a fear tactic to keep me at home, cuz i'm still afraid of driving today... it's soooo scary

[BangkokB]

I'm still waiting for the day that me and a woman nemesis are fighting then we start kissing and it goes from there....Never happened

Did I lose my hyperlink privileges or does my computer have a virus? I can only post

[voltanapricot]

I think we can forgive mickill because the thread title sounds like a tween sugar-pop song title. Not too far from 'music', bud!

Edit:Now that the thread has been moved my comment has been thrown out of context. Bugger.

[ericlee]

I've never walked into a bar and just ordered a "beer" and had the correct beverage of my liking given to me.

[adam_f]

I've never not got shot when I'm trying to bring down the local Mexican drug lords with nothing but a nine and my IRON WILL TENACITY!

[ms.peachy]

I've never been able to drive downtown and immediately park in a spot right directly in front of the Very Important Building that I want to go in.

[synch]

I bet you lock your car when you do eventually find a parking spot.

[BangkokB]

I'm smart enough to know that if I chase a car on foot, the car will always win. Unless it was filmed in BKK bc traffic tends to not move here.

In fact, if I was financing a movie and came across a page that read that was that happening and the writer was there I would tear it out, wipe my ass with it, and say to the hack go back to skoon you m0ran

[LE BROUHAHA]

I bet you lock your car when you do eventually find a parking spot.
:D
they never do this .