In the event of a massive zombie attack

[adam_f]

There's probably only six or seven of you I'd have a minor problem with shooting if you got bit.

[The Notorious LOL]

its more hardass to namedrop the ones you DONT like.

[jackrock]

consider me dicapitated hehe

I think it would be pretty fun running around town, trying to stay alive, blowin monsters heads off... yeah that's the life.

[TAL]

I don't really care.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by The Notorious LOL
its more hardass to namedrop the ones you DONT like.

I'd probably let the Padster go just because the junkies are never much help.

[The Notorious LOL]

if a zombie padsters nether regions fell off from zombie rot, he would probably kill himself because hed have nothing else to talk about.

[g-mile7]

its more hardass to namedrop the ones you DONT like.


yes sir'

[The Notorious LOL]

plus how would any of this work, anyway? like, would you shoot your own pc and the bullet would go thru the internet and kill the person whos posting or would it be like the remake of Dawn of the Dead where for some weird reason, every zombie decides to gather at some random location?


this board would be kinda boring if it was just a bunch of zombies. the threads would be all "UGHHHHHNNNNNAAAA!" and people would quote each others grunts and use ;) and :D and shit.

[jackrock]

UGHHHHHNNNNNAAAA!;) :D

[Chicka B]

AAAARRRRGH I'm like, a zombie and stuffs.

[jackrock]

:mad:
URRRGHH OOOHHGGRRR *FFFOOOOSSSHHHEE*

HAHAHHAH UGH:D
oh nah bitch you dint!


REAAAAAA?! SSSSLLURRRP!

(*BOOM HEADSHOT!*)

[rirv]

I'm glad I've watched zombie films so I know what to do in the event of a zombie infestation, unlike those who appear in the aforementioned movies. SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD! They always wonder what's going on. It's obviously a zombie attack everytime.

[monkey]

There's probably only six or seven of you I'd have a minor problem with shooting if you got bit.

i'd kill you. but there isnt much i wouldnt do to you.

[adam_f]

Keep in mind, I'm sterile.

[Jmoney77]

OH yea!

[zorra_chiflada]

me and joe have already got this planned out.
we have the weapons we need.
oh, actually, joe needs to go to his mum's house and get his cricket bat. but apart from that we're prepared.
i reckon the best weapon would be the circular saw, but we would need to plug it into a power point.
we also have some pretty good knifes. and joe's tools are handy.
we are so prepared. when there's a zombie attack, everyone's gonna come to us for help. :cool:

[synch]

If I got bit and turned into a zombie I'd avoid eating most of your brains.

[GuerillaMike69]

probably rob a liqour store get pissed find a woman then run around town fight for my life blowing monsters assholes off that would be good

[Rancid_Beasties]

If I got bit and turned into a zombie I'd avoid eating most of your brains.
Or lack thereof

[insertnamehere]

zorra, clearly what you need on hand is a chainsaw...




and a shotgun

[zippo]

i dont get the reason of existence of zombies, not in comic books, in movies, in cartoons, or in video games...they do nothing for me. except for that house of the dead shooting game

[zorra_chiflada]

it's like the body's dead. but it's taken over by the zombie force. kinda.
someone correct me if i'm wrong

[zippo]

it's like the body's dead. but it's taken over by the zombie force. kinda.
someone correct me if i'm wrong

HAHAHA i know what they ARE, haha i was just saying that i dont see a point in them, theyre not fun or interesting, i could do nothing with zombies, they are nothing to me,zombies are the dirt that i wipe off my trash can in the middle of hell THE DEVIL THE DEVIL


you know what i mean?

*pours zorra some tea in her cup and offers her more raisin cookies*

[The Notorious LOL]

I liked 28 days later and the remake of Dawn of the Dead. Otherwise like, in the old Romero movies they walked all slow...all youd have to do is sorta step around them.

[ToucanSpam]

Okay, I've thought about this before and I think I know who the survivors would be. You'll have to pick who the characters represent from the board.


Typically, in some horror movies, you got a posse with any number of these characters:

Asshole
Token Black Guy
Token Black Girl
Hispanic Guy/Girl
Jock Guy
Cheerleader Girlfriend
Nerd
Prick
Slut
Good Girl
Potentially Homosexual Male
Religious Guy
Fat Guy (or girl)
Captain Courageous
Junkie

Okay so, when it comes to horror movies, minorities always die quickly, if not definately. Sorry, but no matter what you do, you're dead at some point. Try to make it a good run.

The Nerd might be the guy to outlast anyone, so Nerd might be the star. He could also die like that nerd in nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors who thought he was Merlin.

The Jocks die in their love nest, but Jock Girl might have a sporting chance, if she flirts with the Nerd. I dunno, that mingling might get em killed too.

Fat guy dies, Junkie wants to die (and does, likely the best way too), Captain Courageous sacrifices himself, so that leaves us with Asshole, Prick, Gay Guy, Good Girl, Religious Guy, Slut and Nerd.

Well, consider Religious Guy dead because there's no fuckin way in modern times the religious guy doesn't get killed in some twisted, ironice way that pokes fun at his faith. Good Girl is lucky to make it to the halfway point. Happy that she does, she doesn't notice that Jock guy is back in zombie form. Dead.

Gay guy cannot get along with Asshole and Prick, who head off in one direction, and the Slut/Gay Guy go off in a stupid fag/hag routine. Nerd follows them because Asshole and Prick just aren't nice to the Nerd.

Asshole and Prick fight over which one of them should be leader. One of em dies through the ironic twist of being eaten by his peers-turned-zombies. Captain Courageous eats the other.

So we are left with Gay Guy, Slut, and Nerd if he makes it into the final showdown. Pick one of them, they die. The other two live for the sequel.


Anyways, as for Zombie attacks, if I even thought anyone here was a zombie in that scenario, I'd be blasting shotgun shells into them. I'd have a problem killing Pauli though. That'd be like shooting a wounded orphan puppy with a red bow on it's neck.

[GuerillaMike69]

Okay, I've thought about this before and I think I know who the survivors would be. You'll have to pick who the characters represent from the board.


Typically, in some horror movies, you got a posse with any number of these characters:

Asshole
Token Black Guy
Token Black Girl
Hispanic Guy/Girl
Jock Guy
Cheerleader Girlfriend
Nerd
Prick
Slut
Good Girl
Potentially Homosexual Male
Religious Guy
Fat Guy (or girl)
Captain Courageous
Junkie

Okay so, when it comes to horror movies, minorities always die quickly, if not definately. Sorry, but no matter what you do, you're dead at some point. Try to make it a good run.

The Nerd might be the guy to outlast anyone, so Nerd might be the star. He could also die like that nerd in nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors who thought he was Merlin.

The Jocks die in their love nest, but Jock Girl might have a sporting chance, if she flirts with the Nerd. I dunno, that mingling might get em killed too.

Fat guy dies, Junkie wants to die (and does, likely the best way too), Captain Courageous sacrifices himself, so that leaves us with Asshole, Prick, Gay Guy, Good Girl, Religious Guy, Slut and Nerd.

Well, consider Religious Guy dead because there's no fuckin way in modern times the religious guy doesn't get killed in some twisted, ironice way that pokes fun at his faith. Good Girl is lucky to make it to the halfway point. Happy that she does, she doesn't notice that Jock guy is back in zombie form. Dead.

Gay guy cannot get along with Asshole and Prick, who head off in one direction, and the Slut/Gay Guy go off in a stupid fag/hag routine. Nerd follows them because Asshole and Prick just aren't nice to the Nerd.

Asshole and Prick fight over which one of them should be leader. One of em dies through the ironic twist of being eaten by his peers-turned-zombies. Captain Courageous eats the other.

So we are left with Gay Guy, Slut, and Nerd if he makes it into the final showdown. Pick one of them, they die. The other two live for the sequel.


Anyways, as for Zombie attacks, if I even thought anyone here was a zombie in that scenario, I'd be blasting shotgun shells into them. I'd have a problem killing Pauli though. That'd be like shooting a wounded orphan puppy with a red bow on it's neck.
so how many times have you watched not another teen movie????

[rirv]

so how many times have you watched not another teen movie????
Probably one less time than you.

[discopants]

consider me dicapitated hehe

I think it would be pretty fun running around town, trying to stay alive, blowin monsters heads off... yeah that's the life.

Give me a shotgun, a cricket bat and a post punk mix tape.
Lets go mutha fuckas.

[Lex Diamonds]

if a zombie padsters nether regions fell off from zombie rot, he would probably kill himself because hed have nothing else to talk about.
I would enjoy eating your face.

[ToucanSpam]

so how many times have you watched not another teen movie????
I've actually never seen that movie.