Crap that makes you happy

[mickill]

The wounded puppy dance that Kelis does in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUi3HRUTexU&search=kelis) video.

Making babies.

Having babies.

This (http://www.doingsomething.com/sureshots/2006.01Jan.kll.jpg) picture of that fruit kll in GEA's Sureshots.

Chinese food.

Taking provocative pictures of myself (http://image07.webshots.com/7/6/35/94/180663594AUWdKu_ph.jpg) and posting them on the internet.

Wes Anderson movies.

Gangster music.

[hpdrifter]

I don't have permission to view photos of you.


...


:mad:

Edit: Crap that makes me happy.

When Boo is really sleepy and all of his feet disappear under his rather large body.

A new white shirt.

Friday afternoons.

The smell/feel of my boyfriend's hair.

[TAL]

I don't have permission to view photos of you.

(y)

[Bob]

i took a history exam about two weeks ago that i studied probably about 10 hours for, cumulatively. the class is the professor's area of expertise, (it's a jewish history class, the professor actually goes out and does field work, i think he was involved with uncovering some of the dead sea scrolls...not positive though) and he's a pretty brilliant guy to begin with, so needless to say the test was really hard, he expected us to know pretty much everything. I didn't feel too confident about it, i thought i was going to get a C, B at best, i wouldn't have even been too surprised with a D.

we got them back today and he pretty much spent the whole class berating us, complaining about how awful some of the tests were, and how he's so disappointed that we didn't do as well as he thinks we ought to and on and on and on and on, i'm practically pissing myself thinking i must have failed horribly. i get mine back and i got a 92. oh thank god.

the fucked up thing though, is that the guy behind me got a 25, and THAT'S what made me happy. apparently the scores ranged from 0 to almost 100. this means that somebody showed up, took the test (it was an essay test), wrote a bunch of shit down, and scored no points for it. i'm racking my brain trying to figure out how that's possible. repeating the question should at least get you a point or two.

sorry to break the format

[jackrock]

Taking provocative pictures of myself and posting them on the internet.

holy shit... i didn't know that was humanly possible

[hpdrifter]

Not cool to enjoying other people's academic failures more than your own academic successes.

[Bob]

Not cool to enjoying other people's academic failures more than your own academic successes.

yeah, well

[Bob]

I'm sorry Bob, but your crap is not making me happy.

this isn't the "crap that doesn't make you happy" thread you know

[na§tee]

cider.
zelda.
mornings thinking you have to get up but actually you can lie in.
marks & spencer chocolate milkshake.
sarah's chicken & pesto.
sarah getting mistaken for sharleen spiteri everytime she goes out.
scott's "hottt" impression which makes me nearly wet myself every time.
annie lennox's walking on broken glass at a very high volume.
finding really cool accessories.
making people laugh - someone at work tonight said "everytime i work with you, it's like spending an evening with harry hill!"
our new hookah and its apple tobacco mmm.
the smell of the isle of lewis when you have just returned.
my boyfriend's total goofyness and naffness.
the way he falls over everytime he tries to put on/remove clothes so ungracefully.
southern paradise cocktails at gong.
when you take a picture just right.
amelie.
my flatmates [sarahNscott].
baby pussy cats.
seeing old friends for the first time in months.
receiving mixtapes/cds.
people believing in me.
good conversations with a bottle of vin rouge.
his dark materials.
something being done well, with skill and craft.
yah. i could go on...

[Bob]

What else do you have? Mickill's crap made me happy, your crappy post didn't. I came here to be happy. Make me happy, Bob.

i don't think you understand how this thread works, i'm not supposed to post crap that makes you happy, you're supposed to do that

[mickill]

na§tee and Bob make me happy, too. Claire because she understands how things work and Bobbo because he never stops talking about school.

I knew hpdrifter would be upset she couldn't view that sexy picture of me. That also makes me happy.

[Bob]

na§tee and Bob make me happy, too. Claire because she understands how things work and Bobbo because he never stops talking about school.

I knew hpdrifter would be upset she couldn't view that sexy picture of me. That also makes me happy.

that's really the only reason i'm going to law school, is so that i'll have another 3 years of having something to talk about

[Lindsey_1535]

grillz
beer
pretty shoes
tank tops
slurpees
cheese

[mickill]

that's really the only reason i'm going to law school, is so that i'll have another 3 years of having something to talk about
Chicks dig that shit, man.

I wish I went to law school, too. Maybe I'd be a lawyer right now if I had.

[ms.peachy]

At the moment, nothing fills me with as much joy as finding a comfortable sleeping position.

[Bob]

Chicks dig that shit, man.

I wish I went to law school, too. Maybe I'd be a lawyer right now if I had.

that's the other reason i'm going. the chicks

[mickill]

At the moment, nothing fills me with as much joy as finding a comfortable sleeping position.
You just brought back painful memories, ms. p.

Basically, if the wifer didn't sleep neither did I. And I would cry.

[jackrock]

Licorice
Movies
Friends
pooing

[kll]

beer at work

[Bob]

beer in general

[mickill]

work in general

[TAL]

Generals

[DapperDiverge]

when everything goes my way a whole day... nothing depressing, upsetting, unexpected ( for the worse)...
u know, finding money on the ground,
buying something that's been marked down without being aware of it
getting a good meal with good service
taking a nice smooth shit without anal irratation
not having to worry about finanaces
getting a good nite sleep (y)

[Sarky Devotchka]

i took a history exam about two weeks ago that i studied probably about 10 hours for, cumulatively. the class is the professor's area of expertise, (it's a jewish history class, the professor actually goes out and does field work, i think he was involved with uncovering some of the dead sea scrolls...not positive though) and he's a pretty brilliant guy to begin with, so needless to say the test was really hard, he expected us to know pretty much everything. I didn't feel too confident about it, i thought i was going to get a C, B at best, i wouldn't have even been too surprised with a D.

we got them back today and he pretty much spent the whole class berating us, complaining about how awful some of the tests were, and how he's so disappointed that we didn't do as well as he thinks we ought to and on and on and on and on, i'm practically pissing myself thinking i must have failed horribly. i get mine back and i got a 92. oh thank god.

the fucked up thing though, is that the guy behind me got a 25, and THAT'S what made me happy. apparently the scores ranged from 0 to almost 100. this means that somebody showed up, took the test (it was an essay test), wrote a bunch of shit down, and scored no points for it. i'm racking my brain trying to figure out how that's possible. repeating the question should at least get you a point or two.

sorry to break the format

that's sort of like when I had a botany class and knew I was in for shit because the professor said at the beginning, "you all are familiar with organic chemistry, right?" and I was like "crap, I had INorganic chem 3 years ago in high school!" so it was pretty hard. we had a really long exam involving lab work once and I knew that I was forgetting stuff so I just figured I'd fail. When he gave the tests back I had a 70%, but everyone did so terribly that he graded on a curve and I got an A! god bless the dumbasses.

[DapperDiverge]

agreed(y)

[ScarySquirrel]

Awesome new mixtapes from my favorite DJ's
Going to the record store and finding a bunch of cool stuff in the dollar bin
Really good Italian food
Winning rare records on eBay
Knowing that I have the power to mold someone's day to the point of determining whether it's a good or bad one
Driving around without any real destination
Sunny days where I can just sit on the porch and watch the day go by
Waking up, looking at the clock, and falling back asleep under the nice warm blanket
Coming home to find that someone has made me dinner

That's about it for now... there is, of course, more. But that's all I feel like typing for now.

[ToucanSpam]

academic success
being number one with my academic success
people enjoying my company
video games that tie in many of my favorite things together
pizza that is semi-free
old classical texts like the Prince, Utopia,The Social Contract and Das Kapital
good parties
good friends
a good nights sleep
a hard days work
a good beer
snuggling and general close proximity to the one(s) I love
getting up in front of people and speaking about something I enjoy
pretty much anything to do with pirates
a good wrestling program on TV
being at peace with my faith
Casablanca
No more Star Wars prequals
poker

Wow, that's a lot. I wouldn't say I'm easy to make happy either.

[voltanapricot]

Cracking open the curtain from my bed, looking up and seeing a clear blue sky.
The whiff of cashew nuts and feeling guilty about wanting to wolf them all down.
Working really hard then looking back and feeling a real sense of accomplishment.
A young child's philosophy of life and how it all makes sense.
Surprising people.
Having my hair ruffled affectionately.
That *pop* you hear when you take out a new CD and the fact I have had the money to buy the bloody thing in the first place.
Making a good impression.
Having nicknames.
My parents being successful because it's so well deserved.
The prospect of going to university in September. !

[ToucanSpam]

Wtf happened to your name?

[na§tee]

Wtf happened to your name?
us strange-character user-names went all funky with the update. happened before back in the day.
i hollered at tpk to fix mine - if she does the same he'll fix it too :)

[voltanapricot]

I dunno if I will, it makes me sound hard.

VOLTANAC. UMPH.

[na§tee]

I dunno if I will, it makes me sound hard.

VOLTANAC. UMPH.
mine was "na§tee" which sounds sort of spacker-ish and unsure so i decided NAY, i will keep it as it is. voltanac sounds cool tho, keep it!
and now some puppies will lick your ffaaaacccceee!

[Freebasser]

It sounds like a toilet cleaner.

[voltanapricot]

In reality Claire I'm a lazy PMer so I'll give admin a shout once I can be bothered.

However....
It sounds like a toilet cleaner.

It's looks like I'm gonna be too busy anyway, I've a date with fighting grime.

p.s. PUPPIES!

[na§tee]

p.s. PUPPIES!
i was quoting bill bailey in case you are scared, but you don't seem to be, so this is recommendable! (y) puppies rock, but not as much as kittens.
sometimes i wish this damn place had a chat room, goddamnit! need some real-time stimulation now bb has ended, arsssse.

[mickill]

[list] Awesome new mixtapes from my favorite DJ's
Going to the record store and finding a bunch of cool stuff in the dollar bin

Free records are even better. Hit your friends's parents, aunts, uncles and grand parents up for their old vinyl, if you haven't already. You'd be surprised how many people consider it all garbage.

I stopped buying mixtapes since the majority of them suck ass these days. I used to buy a couple a week, though.


That *pop* you hear when you take out a new CD and the fact I have had the money to buy the bloody thing in the first place.
I usually hear more of a crack, but I know what you mean. That feeling does not get old.

[abcdefz]

Really good conversation (y)

-- out of the blue, discovering a new artist or movie or something that blows you away (y)

-- this item, I'm copying and pasting from an e-mail I sent to a friend:

Funny thing happened at the BART station this morning, but I don't know how well it will translate. It was twilight, and I heard what I'm pretty sure were geese crying. I don't know if there are bodies of water THAT close to the Fremont station, but stay with me here.

These two geese were crying and I looked up and there they were, one flying right behind the other very closely, and it was clearly some sort of mating thing. So I watched them for a few moments, flying around, one right on the other's tail, looked back down at street level, and one AC bus was following the other into the station, right on its tail, and I thought, oh, how sweet!

[HEIRESS]

watching movies on my parents couch

sweet finds at the thift store

printing out photos 100+ at a time

when my hamster smells like pure sawdust

tea with lots of honey combined with cracking a open a new book

[roosta]

ghostface killah

[marsdaddy]

That Knee Deep, Throw dat D, Square Dance Rap mix from 1987.
My wife.
New babies.
Being a dad.
First born sons helping out.
Urban hikes.
Afternoon naps.
Morning coffee.

[ericlee]

Watching my daughter grow up with a father.. Me. I'll always be there for her and knowing that she won't have to grow up without one like I did.

the first crisp pop I make on my bass after putting a new set of Ernie Balls on it.

Camping for a week straight.

3 mile runs.

I'm glad that I've made mistakes in the past for those are guidelines for me to avoid for the future in advance.

I'm also glad that I've seen some of the worst things imaginable rather than being sheltered. I can now handle anything thrown at me.

[Qdrop]

playing with my turntables
producing a good beat
finding that great book that changes the way you think
fixing up my house
fixing up my yard
coming home to jenny everyday
finding that movie that you can't stop watching
quoting shit from those movies
the sense of belonging and accomplishment at my job
the beasties
NFL
Titans
falling asleep with jenny everynight
Lost
Sopranos
the humor of my best friends
finishing something
making the board monkeys dance
lazy weekends

[roosta]

i was going to quote everyones lame answers and make fun of you but i cant be arsed.

you're all gaylords.

[mickill]

Afew more:

-roosta
-quoting
-making fun of people
-lame answers to dumb questions
-arse
-gaylords

[roosta]

Afew more:

-roosta
-quoting
-making fun of people
-lame answers to dumb questions
-arse
-gaylords

that's more like it.

[enree erzweglle]

Sometimes I'll be watching a documentary about an old band and some old guy will be sitting at a mixing board and he'll fiddle with the dials and isolate a voice, emphasize a sound, de-emphasize a particular instrument and he's telling his story & when he's doing that, you can see that he's transported himself back right into that original recording. It's stupid, but I love it when I can see that and it can make me teary to watch someone being happy like that.

[instigator7022]

-discovering great new (to me) artists
-waking up happy
-When i take a great photograph
-playing soccer
-snuggling with my buddies on a trampoline in subzero temperatures
-reading new books
-meeting cool new people
-the days at sea on a cruise ship
- having a great dream
-having people laugh at your jokes
-being happy for no reason at all


Oh man i love life.(!)

[g-mile7]

proving people wrong
shattering sterotypes'
Crowds of people listening to me, all eyes being on me'

[kll]

imagining Qdrop punching at the air in his office...




Q - do you have windows in your office where co-workers can see you?

[mickill]

!!!! (http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/j/07235-4.jpg)

[cosmo105]

ben folds' voice
nostalgia, but not the regretful kind
my true, geniune friends
sharing a good convo over a great meal, knocking back a few sierra nevadas and really listening, not just talking
when matt's alarm goes off and he makes whiny noises until i turn it off and cuddle up to him (barrrrrf)
getting really drunk with my friends and standing in a huddle the kitchen away from all the boys and saying how no matter what happens, what comes and goes, we'll always love each other and be there to hold back each others' hair
cooking, and compliments on my cooking
my great aunt and the thoughtful little gifts she'll leave on my mom's doorstep for me
my grandparents still holding hands
my little sister keeping up all my old posters and photos and wearing my old shirts
that pictures of kerri in sure shots (hahahahahaha!)
a really good fruit salad. freshly cut, not some canned cocktail shit. with bananas and apples and strawberries and peaches. fuck.
talking to my niece and nephew on the phone
planning the perfect trip around the world
decorating our apartment
the way matt WHAT THE FUCK DUDE DON'T STARE AT THE SCREEN just because it's a public lab doesn't mean you can stare at what i'm fucking typing just because you want on this comp. tough shit armo! anyway. the way matt's the biggest bitch i know and says the meanest shit i've ever heard anyone say. and i LOVE IT.
cakes frosted to look like dogs

[paul jones]

wanking over porn

[louise]

* having healthy kids
* seeing them grow up
*having support of my husabnd no metter what
*having a loving home....


it perhaps sounds lame to people but this really make's live easyer in diffecult time's

[Freebasser]

ben folds' voice
nostalgia, but not the regretful kind

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[kll]

defacating times

[Qdrop]

imagining Qdrop punching at the air in his office...




Q - do you have windows in your office where co-workers can see you?

god no.

and punching at the air?
sister, i'm doing mid air, reverse crescent kicks....

[Freebasser]

Punching children in the throat
Putting CDs on and then leaving the house
Taping re-runs of Columbo and then kidnapping strangers walking down my street and forcing them to watch them. "Er, just one more question, :mad: do you want to dieeeeeeee?:mad:"
Pinching war veterans' arses and then blaming it on somebody else
Masturbating in upstairs windows
Synchronised farting
Sending Sir Ian Blair perfumed love letters
Stapling loved ones' ears shut

[Vic Colfari]

It sounds like a toilet cleaner.

When you begin to clean a toilet, you should gather all needed materials including personal protection equipment such as gloves and eyewear. Using a disinfectant/detergent cleaner, mixed either in a spray bottle or in a bucket (according to label instructions), spray or wipe down all hard surfaces outside of the bowl ... paying close attention to high touch areas like the toilet seat and flush handle. In order to disinfect the surfaces, the surface must remain wet for ten minutes unless the label instructions state otherwise.

After the outside surfaces are wet, lower the waterline in the toilet bowl. This can be done in one of several ways.

1.) Taking your bowl swab, push the swab in and out of the trap quickly until water level drops into the trap.

2.) Using a bucket with approximately 1.5 gallons of water, pour into the toilet quickly.

3.) Turn the water to the toilet off and flush the toilet.

4.) Use a toilet plunger and force the water down and out of the trap.

After the water level has been dropped, spray the inside surfaces of the toilet bowl. Again, to totally disinfect the toilet, the surface must remain wet for ten minutes unless stated otherwise on the label. Using your bowl swab, begin swabbing under the rim and working down into the trap. After the appropriate time, flush the toilet and then go back and wipe down the outside surfaces including the toilet seat and handle.

And there you go...a clean toilet!

[MC Moot]

I had some crab dip at christmas party,this weekend that made me pretty happy...and now that the snow has flown,carving fresh tracks on virgin powder makes me a giddy fool....and only 18 more sleeps to our family is re-united for the holiday's....

[HEIRESS]

having my brother call me at random times just to say a creepy one liner from something funny we've both seen.

saturday night, it was some Old Greg from a mighty boosh episode i showed him awhile ago. it almost made me cry to hear him doing silly things like that again finally.

:):):)

[paul jones]

having my brother call me at random times just to say a creepy one liner from something funny we've both seen.

saturday night, it was some Old Greg from a mighty boosh episode i showed him awhile ago. it almost made me cry to hear him doing silly things like that again finally.

:):):)


'Wanna Baileys?'

[HEIRESS]

'Wanna Baileys?'

ahahah YEAH!

actually after I said hello he did the "I want to hurt you?"

and I was totally like "what?!"

so he said "I like you" thennnnn I knew it was him

ehehehehe

[DandyFop]

Old Gregg's Mangina: Bringing families together since 2005

(y)

[abcdefz]

... apparently the scores ranged from 0 to almost 100. this means that somebody showed up, took the test (it was an essay test), wrote a bunch of shit down, and scored no points for it. i'm racking my brain trying to figure out how that's possible. repeating the question should at least get you a point or two.






..this sounds like a Calvin scenario (as in: Calvin and Hobbes).

[abcdefz]

Stuff that makes me happy:

Timing my arrival at a bus or train stop just right.

A really good book.

Living near a pretty darned good art museum.

Finding a new restaurant that's really good.

Sushi.

Taking the day off on the spur of the moment.

Getting personal mail.

Doing a favor (that I don't really mind) for someone.

Sushi.

[camo]

christmas kinda crap (http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/194/b/e/Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo_by_StaceyW.jpg)

[petesboutique]

seeing snow fall and christmas lights and christmas trees :)

[MC Moot]

Teddy Bear Toss!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQqRUln2eyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_2Fs2q7Q8

[little j]

* my heater at work... warm and toasty while the rest of the office shivers

* sharpies

* my dog, everyday

* planning for mexico (21 days baby)

* returning all my calls

* getting good grades at school

* when seth is out of the blue romantic

* an enjoyable book

* a good glass (ok bottle) of wine

* a good imported beer

* dreaming about mexico

* my tuques

[Rock]

- Snow.
- Spending the first 6 hours after waking up in bed watching tv on saturday and/or sunday mornings.
- Making some really really good food with just looking in a fridge full of scraps and making do with what its in it.
- Team America (except Kim Jong Il's song)
- Dinner at my folks on Mondays
- Not having to dog sit
- Saffron
- Having an ass load of my MP3s labeled right on my Zune finally
- Not having to move anytime soon (hopefully)
- My wife out grossing me
- Farting in the bathtub at clubs at home on the road in your face unload in your eyeball fart while walking on the sidewalk after nightfall to the point you spray lysol

[little j]

* don mclean's american pie

[Drederick Tatum]

Sly and the Family Stone(except There's a Riot Going On).
dogs in the passenger seat of cars. cracks me up.
monkeys.
NHL2008.

[abcdefz]

Blockbuster has shipped Wire: The Complete Fourth Season [4 Discs] - Disc 1



Ohhhh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy (y)

[MC Moot]

dogs in the passenger seat of cars. cracks me up..

fuuuuck yeah!.....and if the car is parked and they're sitting in the drivers seat it's even more magnificient....:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA4djg6ILxU

[little j]

dogs in the passenger seat of cars. cracks me up.


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa187/babygirlgmu1981/CIMG0102.jpg

[MC Moot]

pancakes and Liz!....:)

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/pancakes.jpg

[MC Moot]

Just found on my desk….:D


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/card.jpg

[marsdaddy]

* my dog, everyday
Dogs with funny names.

Going on killer job interviews.

Public transit.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Music
Video Games
Sexy Time
Concerts
Laughing
Movies
My Family

[MC Moot]

Breakfast with Sara and Dallas set’s my morning strait after lousy start…:)

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Breakfast-1.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Sara.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Dallas-1.jpg