Saw a woman with hairy underarms

[GuerillaMike69]

today at Mc Donalds i saw a lady purchase 2 triple che burgers and i tried not to stare in disgust but she had very long distinctive curly underarm hairs i couldnt order my meal when she walked past me i stared and again and this time she noticed and glared at me i felt so sick what would you say to her coz i shat my pants she was like sasquatch lol

[zorra_chiflada]

how dare she!

[GuerillaMike69]

:cool: how dare she!
lol

[like2_drink]

i can relate, i saw a girl with massively hairy legs at a music festival i was at, she was goin apeshit with some holla-hoop..i should've seen it coming.

[GuerillaMike69]

yuck man but i was purchasing food!!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

OMG i'm gonna vomit

[GuerillaMike69]

you r worst at sarcasm(n)

[Medellia]

OMG i'm gonna vomit
Like OMG, LOL, I know! I mean, come on! Puke!

[zorra_chiflada]

you r worst at sarcasm(n)

no i'm not.
what the fuck you talking about?

[GuerillaMike69]

hahahhaha lol;)

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm totally vomiting right now as we speak

projectile vomiting

[GuerillaMike69]

calm down zorra

[GuerillaMike69]

dude if you saw wat i saw its juz rank

[zorra_chiflada]

calm down zorra


well, i'm totally trying to, but it's hard with chunks of puke coming out my nose!

i just can't stop sicking up! your story was just so disgusting!

[Medellia]

Is this McMac's little friend that's been banned 57 times?

[zorra_chiflada]

Is this McMac's little friend that's been banned 57 times?
yeah

[GuerillaMike69]

im mcmacs frend but not the one who got banned heaps

[zorra_chiflada]

vomit is coming out of my pores now

[Medellia]

vomit is coming out of my pores now
That's really gross, but who knows, might be a nice exfoliant.

[zorra_chiflada]

That's really gross, but who knows, might be a nice exfoliant.

and god knows, any girl could do with a good exfoliation. as well as a full body wax.

[Mcmac]

i have no idea who this retard is

[Medellia]

and god knows, any girl could do with a good exfoliation. as well as a full body wax.
So true. Because I totally want to be as hairless as a six year old. Woohoo, no pubes!

[Knuckles]

Did she have a tattoo (http://www.umbusiness.co.uk/uploads/web_armpit_tattoo.jpg) as well?

[GuerillaMike69]

Yeh she did on shoulder it was some weird shield thing

[kaiser soze]

shit

I trim my pits and I'm a guy

it's not like I have an armpit afro, in fact I have few hairs...just picky and it feels cleaner

[GuerillaMike69]

why do you shave your underarms dude i coudnt do it i dont know why its like part of me being male

[kaiser soze]

if it threatens your masculinity I will stop

[GuerillaMike69]

no im just saying i couldnt do it i was just wondering why you do it

[Medellia]

if it threatens your masculinity I will stop
What masculinity?

[kaiser soze]

I just do it, I'm not particuarily fond of body hair and most of the girls I have dated also enjoyed having a not so hairy guy and it stuck with me

[GuerillaMike69]

I just do it, I'm not particuarily fond of body hair and most of the girls I have dated also enjoyed having a not so hairy guy and it stuck with me
fair enough

[CrankItUp!]

Tha skank soounds like an average AC/DC groupie.

[zorra_chiflada]

wouldn't the fact she didn't shave make her not a skank?

[GuerillaMike69]

could have been not sure she was just a average hick wearing nigger boots torn clothes u kno shit like that

[CrankItUp!]

it does help solidify skankism just a bit though.

[Knuckles]

could have been not sure she was just a average hick wearing nigger boots torn clothes u kno shit like that
WOW! A misogynist with a taste for bigotry! My new favorite poster!

[GuerillaMike69]

WOW! A misogynist with a taste for bigotry! My new favorite poster!
cheers crack a big woody for me

[GuerillaMike69]

and nar ladies r fine i love da ladies juz hate hill billys

[Medellia]

WOW! A misogynist with a taste for bigotry! My new favorite poster!
Hahaha! Another reason why everyone <3s Knucks.

[Pres Zount]

wait, wait, wait; I thought this was kid presentable.

I was just about to send him a congratulatory pm.(n)

[Documad]

Hahaha! Another reason why everyone <3s Knucks.
And a big belly laugh from me!