Gorbachev Banana?

[rirv]

I was in Amsterdam just over a week ago, and as you do, I went to see a live sex show. One of the acts involved getting members of the audience to eat a banana out of a woman's V-A-G-I-N-A whilst a bloke dressed up as a gorilla with a strap on cock pranced around pretending to wank off etc.

Anyway, the point of this thread is: a song was playing at the time which had a bit of a calypso rhythm to it and involved a guy singing stuff about "big bananas" over and over. At one point I'm sure he started singing "Gorbachev banana, Gorbachev banana".

Actually there is no point to this thread.

[zorra_chiflada]

maybe the banana had a big splotch on its head.

i don't know. that was the only funny thing i could come up with. and i was really trying.

[Yeti]

I was in Amsterdam just over a week ago, and as you do, I went to see a live sex show. One of the acts involved getting members of the audience to eat a banana out of a woman's V-A-G-I-N-A whilst a bloke dressed up as a gorilla with a strap on cock pranced around pretending to wank off etc.

Anyway, the point of this thread is: a song was playing at the time which had a bit of a calypso rhythm to it and involved a guy singing stuff about "big bananas" over and over. At one point I'm sure he started singing "Gorbachev banana, Gorbachev banana".

Actually there is no point to this thread.

I think the point is that in Amsterdam drugs are legal which explains the gorilla with a strap on cock. Everyone knows that a gorilla doesn't need a strap on dildo to have monkey sex----except for people in Amsterdam that are wacked out on angel dust sitting in a sex show sipping a Kahlula.

Rirv--I know you would never smoke dust. I'm sure you were drug free:eek:

[ms.peachy]

Gorilla peniseseses are only about two inches long, so I can see why he might have opted for the strap-on. (Just so you know boys, if a girls ever coos to you that you are 'hung like a gorilla', she's taking the mickey out of you, son.)

[rirv]

Gorilla peniseseses are only about two inches long, so I can see why he might have opted for the strap-on. (Just so you know boys, if a girls ever coos to you that you are 'hung like a gorilla', she's taking the mickey out of you, son.)
I'm guessing this would onlybe a problem if you went to bed with David Attenborough. The percentage of people who know gorilla's have small knob is probably less than one.

[Sarky Devotchka]

hey rirv, I'll eat a banana out of your vag. I won't pay more than 5 dollars though!

[Jmoney77]

Wierd, i heard alot of crazy things happen over there