welfare dentist

[The Notorious LOL]

I went to some dentist next to my house and got some work done. Somewheres after getting a shot of novocaine I looked up and noticed this dog underneath the chair across from me....in the dentists office....as I was getting work done.


it looked like it was having trouble breathing.

[mickill]

Oh man. So was he okay?

[Bob]

how were his teeth?

[ericlee]

sounds like your dentist has the hook up for some fine ass novocaine

[Qdrop]

yeah, i heard about this....

apparently, there's some dentist in Minneapolis that keeps a dog under his chair while he works.

crazy shit.

[mickill]

Maybe that's the same dentist.

[Qdrop]

Maybe that's the same dentist.

possibley.

i heard about it on BBMB....

[Qdrop]

there's also a pediatrist in San Jose who keeps a feret in his desk.

[louise]

you ever heard about part-time docters ???





Well it can here.....(n)


next who know's there will be a part-time cop !!??!!

[The Notorious LOL]

sorry that Im such a stickler for detail. I just figured dentists were supposed to have a somewhat sterile environment which wouldnt include some half dead spaniel.

[Qdrop]

sorry that Im such a stickler for detail. I just figured dentists were supposed to have a somewhat sterile environment which wouldnt include some half dead spaniel.

aren't dog's mouths cleaner than humans?

[mickill]

So he was dying? Fuck man!

[The Notorious LOL]

animals in places they dont belong = hilarious


Im sure the dog is fine, I didnt ask because I tried to pretend like it wasnt really there.


dogs mouths may be, but their bodies arent.

[Qdrop]

So he was dying? Fuck man!
YEAH... did you help the dog or just sit there?

jesus, man! what the fuck happened to the DOG!?!?!

[Qdrop]

so are you going back to this dentist again?

if so, be sure to tell us how the dog's doing.
we're all real worried now...

[The Notorious LOL]

forget about the dog itself and its condition. It probably just suffers from neglect. Whats important here is it was a dog in the dentists office...in the area I was getting my teeth cleaned maybe 4 feet from me.

[mickill]

YEAH... did you help the dog or just sit there?

jesus, man! what the fuck happened to the DOG!?!?!
Relax guy. You sound like you're about to grow a vagina there.

[The Notorious LOL]

Im not sure if you're just being a smartass or not because Im deliriously tired from getting up early but its starting to piss me off and Im a little sorry I even brought this gem to the table.

[Qdrop]

forget about the dog itself and its condition. It probably just suffers from neglect. Whats important here is it was a dog in the dentists office...in the area I was getting my teeth cleaned maybe 4 feet from me.

shit. i eat my dinner with my dog 3 feet from me.
now you got me worried.

i had no idea dogs were such harbingers of disease and death.

[The Notorious LOL]

its your dog. its not the dentists dog...which is in the dentists office...while he practices his job of maintaining peoples teeth.


You mean to tell me if you went to get surgery and there was a collie just sleeping under the doctors table you would pay no mind and not even note the somewhat disgusting hilarity of it?

[Qdrop]

Im not sure if you're just being a smartass or not

obviously we are.

shit man, what the fuck is a dog gonna do to you?
as if it's just spewing out infectious goo in your general direction.

[mickill]

You mean to tell me if you went to get surgery and there was a collie just sleeping under the doctors table you would pay no mind and not even note the somewhat disgusting hilarity of it?
That'd be messed up.

[The Notorious LOL]

obviously we are.

shit man, what the fuck is a dog gonna do to you?
as if it's just spewing out infectious goo in your general direction.


no but its a dentists office, I would think that violates about 30,000 health codes and it also opens the door for the possibility of non sterilized needles and shit assuming they're that negligent on how to keep their office sanitary.

[Bob]

aren't dog's mouths cleaner than humans?

have you ever smelled a dog's breath? no way

[Qdrop]

You mean to tell me if you went to get surgery and there was a collie just sleeping under the doctors table you would pay no mind and not even note the somewhat disgusting hilarity of it?

depends if the dog was having trouble breathing or not.

seriously, though....what EXACLTY are you afraid of? what disease? what breakdown of events could lead to the dog infecting you, that the same breakdown of events couldn't happen with a human?

fuck, i dunno.
i guess i'd be initially wierded out by a dog in my dentists office too.

[The Notorious LOL]

THERE YOU GO IT WEIRDED ME OUT AND I POSTED ABOUT IT. POST CLOSED.

[ericlee]

you will realise that there was never really an existant dog there, it was just existant in your imagination. You will go back to the office to see there was never a dog there.

He has served you the shit that put the hump on the camel's back.

[Qdrop]

no but its a dentists office, I would think that violates about 30,000 health codes and it also opens the door for the possibility of non sterilized needles and shit assuming they're that negligent on how to keep their office sanitary.

you think the dog is actually licking the needles and shit?

i mean, i dunno...maybe dogs do that....

[Qdrop]

THERE YOU GO IT WEIRDED ME OUT AND I POSTED ABOUT IT. POST CLOSED.

okay.




sorry about the dog, man.

[Documad]

That's crazy! You should report it, but they'll make you fill out all kinds of forms and it's a pain in the ass. I nearly reported my last dentist for something but it seemed like too much work.

I have a kick ass dentist now but she only works 1.5 days a week so it's a bitch getting an appointment.