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tracky
03-24-2006, 07:06 AM
Well, it was :o

Rancid_Beasties
03-24-2006, 07:56 AM
I have to take care of my own interests before i think about yours :p

tracky
03-24-2006, 08:09 AM
lol

all i want is some advice :mad: but i kinda know the answers anyway, I just don't like them ;)

tracky
03-24-2006, 08:41 AM
There's plenty of girls willing to have sex with me. I guess I'm just really picky and then the ones I do like don't want to be with me. It's almost like as soon as a girl wants to have sex with me, I'm turned off and don't want to have sex with her :confused: I know, I'm messed up. I should just fuck a slut and be done with it

Kid Presentable
03-24-2006, 09:21 AM
I had some erectile dysfunction after a long time bein single. It's like being worried about being too 'brief' can get your mind going crazy, and next thing you're sporting a pathetic little knob, you know?

And because it happens once, you add that to your pile of pre-coital anxieties and all of a sudden you're almost avoiding sex, if anything to preempt any embarassing scenarios.

When a really shit band plays at a pub, I wait until their PA starts playing between set music, and I applaud those songs as they end.

So anyway, find yourself a girl whose company you enjoy, smoke a little, and just do it, man. You'll be ok.(y)

tracky
03-24-2006, 11:38 AM
I don't think it's performance anxiety as such. I don't really know what it is. But lately I have really been losing my shit, getting all tense and shit. probably also giving up the weed isn't helping, but I used to kinda use that to forget about (or more to the point, not care about) the fact I'm not getting any lovin', and now I'm not smoking, it's all catching up to me. anyway, it's 4:00am and I've already sat here for half an hour trying to figure out what it is I actually want. I'm just gonna go to bed and hope things will be better in the morning.

wanton wench
03-24-2006, 11:45 AM
its the chase! once you know a girl will sleep with you its no fun anymore. you want, what you cant have or the person that does not want you.

i went through this in school with smoking. once my parents found out i smoked it lost some of its thrill.

tracky
03-24-2006, 11:48 AM
To a degree, yeah it is a bit. But it's also a matter of not wanting a girl that gives it up too quick, cause if she gives it up for me, she'll give it up for anyone. I think. I dunno. I really need to sleep.

abcdefz
03-24-2006, 11:54 AM
There's plenty of girls willing to have sex with me. I guess I'm just really picky and then the ones I do like don't want to be with me. It's almost like as soon as a girl wants to have sex with me, I'm turned off and don't want to have sex with her :confused: I know, I'm messed up. I should just fuck a slut and be done with it



"I'd never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member."

--Groucho Marx

abcdefz
03-24-2006, 11:55 AM
So it's kind of that Grucho Marx thing.

You beat me to it. I should've read the whole thread first. :o

wanton wench
03-24-2006, 11:55 AM
well of course, who wants to be with some slutty girl right? but just cause she gives it up for you.......hmm....well i dont know....does that really mean she'll give it up for anyone???

steve-onpoint
09-05-2006, 12:05 PM
Alo-ew-oh-ha! (http://www.hawaiiactive.com/blog/images/lei-1.jpg) :eek:

Yee-Alo-Ha! (http://www.leisofhawaii.com/President%20Bush%20Hawaii%20Vist%202003.jpg) (!)

Lex Diamonds
09-05-2006, 12:07 PM
"I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

-Groucho Marx

steve-onpoint
09-05-2006, 12:07 PM
"Oh! A wise guy."

Lex Diamonds
09-05-2006, 12:07 PM
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

steve-onpoint
09-05-2006, 12:08 PM
"Spread out!"

Lex Diamonds
09-05-2006, 12:11 PM
"Fire in the hole!"

-Pretentious army dickheads

steve-onpoint
09-05-2006, 12:14 PM
"Join the Army and See the World - Or What's Left of It!" (http://www.thenyuknyukshoppe.com/army.jpg)

steve-onpoint
09-05-2006, 12:18 PM
I miss Hawaii I tell ya.

ET
09-05-2006, 12:25 PM
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=70345&highlight=matlock

Lyman Zerga
09-05-2006, 12:47 PM
But it's also a matter of not wanting a girl that gives it up too quick, cause if she gives it up for me, she'll give it up for anyone. I think.



true dat

skra75
09-05-2006, 01:12 PM
it is true, somewhat. there's a girl i really like at work, she's adorable and we talk all the time and she knows my whole situation.

we hang out at parties and we have some of the greatest conversations. she wears cute stuff, we bust each other's asses and text each other. i've had chances to walk her home or give her a ride, and it doesn't pan out. but i don't push things, i know it's for the better, as much as I'd like to hop in the sack with her.

really, it's a 'careful what you wish for' thing too. a little while ago i met this other girl and we drank alot and ended up messing around. Now I see her at parties and it's kind of awkward bc I don't have any interest in her really. damn alchohol.

tracky
09-05-2006, 05:59 PM
*punches whoever bumped this*

and yes I still need to get laid

HOTWIFE
09-05-2006, 06:03 PM
It's almost like as soon as a girl wants to have sex with me, I'm turned off and don't want to have sex with her :confused:
Is it because you're insecure? Subconciously you may get turned off by a girl who likes you because you don't like yourself. Maybe.

tracky
09-05-2006, 06:38 PM
It's hard for me to answer that without sounding pathetic. But yeah. I dunno. I don't have much confidence because I've never not been rejected, and that does tend to bring you down a bit :( I guess I could go the shotgun method and just ask out 1000 girls and eventually one will say yes, but that's not really how I roll.

There is a girl who comes into work part time (she's coming in today) who I know likes me but I find it really difficult to act on that and I think she's waiting for me to.

Rancid_Beasties
09-05-2006, 09:40 PM
I have a massive fear of rejection, so I only ask out girls who i 100% know like me, it can be very hard to know for sure though. I mean it was so much easier back in high school where you could get a mate to ask a mate of the girl you liked if she liked you. Its kinda lame to do that now.

icy manipulator
09-05-2006, 11:59 PM
dont worry tracky, i got your back, we 1st of februarians look out for each other :cool:

tracky
09-06-2006, 12:02 AM
if you grew some boobs and got my front it would be even better (y)

icy manipulator
09-06-2006, 12:11 AM
i aint that easy mofo

tracky
09-06-2006, 12:17 AM
that's not what i've heard

icy manipulator
09-06-2006, 12:21 AM
damn, didn't think ppl knew i was giving it out all over the board! :cool:

Kid Presentable
09-06-2006, 12:34 AM
damn, didn't think ppl knew i was giving it out all over the board! :cool:
Why won't you call?

tracky
09-06-2006, 02:19 AM
So she asked me out today. I didn't say yes. I didn't say no either. I didn't say anything. So if someone would just shoot me now that would be great kthxbai

icy manipulator
09-06-2006, 05:46 AM
Why won't you call?
i've found someone younger and perkier

Lex Diamonds
09-06-2006, 08:13 AM
You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, cause I don't fucking need 'em.

Lyman Zerga
09-06-2006, 11:58 AM
^made by you or a quote?

Kid Presentable
09-06-2006, 12:07 PM
Haha. I talked about premature nut-busting earlier on this year.(y)

Lex Diamonds
09-07-2006, 04:15 AM
^made by you or a quote?
Dat nigga Jigga. (y)

tracky
09-07-2006, 04:52 AM
Since it's been bumped again I'll give you the latest. We were going to go out for dinner tonight, but it was all getting a bit rushed cause she had to work at 7:00. At least she's taking all the initiative (y) The only thing is I feel like I'm going out with her just because of the fact that she likes me, I don't really know whether I like her. But I'm gonna try something different this time and see what happens. At least I won't be crushed if something bad happens, like she loses interest after the first date (another fantastic trait of my life)

icy manipulator
09-07-2006, 05:36 AM
just flop it out at dinner and tell her to look under the table. it's a last resort but it could work

skra75
09-07-2006, 11:59 AM
Dat nigga Jigga. (y)

don't know why, it usually doesn't bother me, but when you said it I felt that embarrassing 'no bro' tingle in my neck

icy manipulator
09-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Haha. I talked about premature nut-busting earlier on this year.(y)
do you like Bias B by any chance?