Would you...

[kll]

using tongue, suck on a fellow boardmembers ass for 10 minutes for $100? You wouldn't know who the boardmember is until you had to suck, so you couldn't choose. Would you take that risk for the dough?

[cosmo105]

no.


see, my gums are still healing, so i can't suck anything for a month. so no.

[ms.peachy]

Heck yeah! Sign me up, baby! Hell, I'll do it for a pack o' smokes!

[mishkat]

I wouldn't do that to anyone I actually know, let alone any of you freaks. :D

[Freebasser]

I expected better than this, Kerri.

Shall we say $200?

[cosmo105]

$500 and i'm in.

[mickill]

Could I do it more than once?
I doubt you could.

[TurdBerglar]

the ass or the asshole?

[Freebasser]

I have a watch.

How about a casio calculator? Or keyboard?

[Qdrop]

I doubt you could.

what are you talking about? he does all day to half the board members...

[Bob]

it would really depend on the board member.

and if they've bathed especially for the occasion.

[Freebasser]

Are you kidding? I'd lick butt to get one!

[zorra_chiflada]

for a billion dollars

[cosmo105]

zorra's saying she'd pay a billion dollars to do it. SOLD! *drops pants*

[mickill]

haha


Poor zorra's gonna get AIDS and she wasted a billion dollars.

[zorra_chiflada]

FUCKIN YEAH I'M A BILLIONAIRE!

i could get a mouth replacement


it was worth it :cool:

[kll]

ok, would you suck cmutes ass for $100?

[cosmo105]

hell no.

[zorra_chiflada]

$100 billion maybe

[cosmo105]

$100 billion maybe
whore!

[zorra_chiflada]

pfft, with 100 billion i could change the meaning of the word whore, so it means "awesome"

[mickill]

Zorra's just tossing her billions around like it's nothing. I hate when people flaunt their dough in people's faces like that.

[cosmo105]

yeah, i remember when she used to be down-to-earth, when she and i would play one-on-one in the park. now she doesn't even return my calls.

[zorra_chiflada]

pssh, with my billions, i can make a robot to return calls in my voice. and say things that i would.

[cosmo105]

can you buy love, though, zorra? can you buy love??

[zorra_chiflada]

YES I CAN!!


HAHAAA


it cost 257 million. i still have money to spare!

[Bob]

pfft, with 100 billion i could change the meaning of the word whore, so it means "awesome"

who do you think you are? only rappers can do that

[zorra_chiflada]

hehe

[mickill]

zorra, buy me a chinchilla jacket with matching pants and boots, please. I wanna rock some dead rodent wear.

[zorra_chiflada]

hell, with my money i could make a new animal. with the best fur. and you could rip it off, and it would grow back!!

being rich is the shit

[ericlee]

Well, i haven't seen any runners up for the provider of the ass, so, I'll be the first runner up. Don't worry, I've got a bald ass and it's not a sickening gorrilla butt.

So who pays the suckee though? I don't remember reading that part..

[kll]

zorra, buy me a chinchilla jacket with matching pants and boots, please. I wanna rock some dead rodent wear.
i had a chinchilla named 'bullwinkle' once...

[kll]

Well, i haven't seen any runners up for the provider of the ass, so, I'll be the first runner up. Don't worry, I've got a bald ass and it's not a sickening gorrilla butt.

So who pays the suckee though? I don't remember reading that part..
cmute

[ericlee]

cmute

so he pays? Hey everybody, my ass is on the house!!

[Freebasser]

The first thread to make me laugh all the way through in as long as I can remember (y)

[Bob]

The first thread to make me laugh all the way through in as long as I can remember (y)

yeah, it's totally whore