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!Gi!
03-26-2006, 06:30 AM
And she disposes of litter in very thoughtless ways.
Even though I am a planeteer, I still don't know how to deal with it.
What do you think i should do?
Ace42X
03-26-2006, 06:32 AM
Get her drunk, have wild lesbian sex, and then, at point of orgasm, shit on her chest and say "this is a metaphor for your relationship with the planet."
Ma-Ti
03-26-2006, 06:34 AM
And she disposes of litter in very thoughtless ways.
Even though I am a planeteer, I still don't know how to deal with it.
What do you think i should do?
Gi, don't let this tear your friendship with the planet apart. You must dispose thoughtfully of this friend.:(
!Gi!
03-26-2006, 06:35 AM
With all due respect, Ace42X, that would be most uncharacteristic of a planeteer. Even if any of us were homosexuals - I'm not saying that I am, or that Linka is, I'm not saying that we've ever had wet and wild lesbian sex while Captain Planet filmed us - we would keep our business to ourselves.
Ma-Ti
03-26-2006, 06:37 AM
*weeps*
Wheeler
03-26-2006, 06:44 AM
With all due respect, Ace42X, that would be most uncharacteristic of a planeteer. Even if any of us were homosexuals - I'm not saying that I am, or that Linka is, I'm not saying that we've ever had wet and wild lesbian sex while Captain Planet filmed us - we would keep our business to ourselves.

Yeah I was totally in on that action (y)
GuerillaMike69
03-26-2006, 08:23 AM
i am very cautious about puttin my rubbish in a bin and tryin to do the rite thing but u kno in everything u can take it to far.....
Wheeler
03-26-2006, 11:31 PM
All you planet fucks are fags! You should get fire boy to burn the fuck out of things and blow shit up. FUCK YOU LAMERS!
Been there, done that. I think I have to start using my flame ring for good not evil. Good seems to impress the chicks more, at least the chicks I hang out with. Maybe I could use fire to burn to down some trees to promote new growth? All this hanging out with Ma-ti makes me realise how much I love the planet.

You can love the planet too! Be responsible with fire kids, and always ask an adult before attempting to start any fires :)
Ma-Ti
03-26-2006, 11:32 PM
All you planet fucks are fags! You should get fire boy to burn the fuck out of things and blow shit up. FUCK YOU LAMERS!
My sensitivity points to latent homsoexuality. But that makes seal cubs sad.

*weeps*