Rimming

[Lex Diamonds]

Would you ever rim someone? I was talking to my friend about it last night and to me the whole idea is just disgusting. Giving or receiving, I'm definitely not down with that shit. But on the other hand he says that when you do that for a woman then they would do anything as dirty as you like in return cuz it don't get much dirtier than licking around the ring. Apparently he rimmed some chick who'd never given head before and not only did she go down afterwards but she swallowed every drop.

Personally I would rather be stabbed in the kidneys than put my tongue in a girl's browneye. What about you?

[GuerillaMike69]

juz the thought of u thinking about that puts bad thoughts in my head

[Randetica]

it's gross

and i doubt it would do anything for me

but i would prefer doing it to a girl if i really had to
but for that you have to put a gun on my head or something..

[ericlee]

like I said about anal sex. It's shit. Per-fucking-iod. I aint putting my dick near it and I'm for damn sure not gonna put my tongue near it.

I had a girl that was giving me a bj and then down the taint went her tongue and she then started licking it. I had to push her head away. I don't know why, I'm just not into that.

[kaiser soze]

this thread is crappy

[Guy Incognito]

I took my lady friend up the shitter the other night...



strange name for a pub.:D
After an initial struggle getting in, it was nice and roomy inside.;)

[GetYourWarOn]

yes.

[GoldenFutterman]

Rimming is wash the face??

[ms.peachy]

Honestly, it's like you people have never heard of soap and a shower.

[P of R]

Nothing wrong with a bit of tossing.

[Randetica]

oh yeah baby!
eat my hemorrhoids out!

[kaiser soze]

if i want a healthy dose of fecal coliform, I'll brush my teeth thank you

[burbboi]

I thinks it's gross. Bad enough sticking an uncovered dick in there let alone your mouth...POOP comes out of that hole! Ewww

[ericlee]

maybe it's the lack of tempting names for the asshole for me.

Yeah baby, I'm gonna lick your poop chute..

I'm gonna tongue your stinkhole..

Sorry, it just doesn't work for me.

[ms.peachy]

Why the need to carry on a conversation at that time? Just dive in there, boy. If you're doing it properly, you hadn't ought to be able to speak, you know. Not intelligebly, anyway.

[Hiebz]

ha ha, ms. peachy defending the anal acts :D

I slipped my tongue down there on the mrs. one time and I never heard any complaints - and it seemed to excite her quite a bit ... but she was in a certain mood too!

[ericlee]

no, I'm not actually going to verbally say it. It's just what's going through my mind. I've got a vivid imagination as well which prevents me from going down there...

I'd be thinking things like, "what did she eat?", "is she going to poot on me?", "when was the last time she took a dump?"

This is just me though, if anybody likes to receive rim jobs of give them, it's all good. Maybe I'm missing out on a whole new experience but I'm just content with eating muff.

[Vic Colfari]

In the 1980's, Brim's TV commercials featured the slogan "Fill it to the rim with Brim."

[Otis Driftwood]

Personally I would rather be stabbed in the kidneys than put my tongue in a girl's browneye. What about you?
I don't know why you don't like girls.

[Chicka B]

I aint putting my tounge near no butthole. If I ever did, he'd have douche it and do something real nice for me in return. :p

[voltanapricot]

I aint putting my tounge near no butthole. If I ever did, he'd have douche it and do something real nice for me in return. :p
Please don't post anything of this nature again, you are my sister's age and it frightens me. :(

[Chicka B]

Please don't post anything of this nature again, you are my sister's age and it frightens me. :(

Sorry, I said I wouldn't though! Well if it was Adam Horovitz and he's into that I might, but he'd have to douche it and give me some of his pay check. JUST KIDDING! :D

[CrankItUp!]

I am a man who certainly doesn't mind getting some hair between my teeth after giving my girlfriend plenty quality time down below. But anywhere near the 'ol poop hole - I say "Hell no!" :D

[DJ_Skrilla]

Men: Its all about the Rusty Trombone (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone) (y)

need i say more?

[CrankItUp!]

Watch :

Jay and Silent Bob express "The Nasty!" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CXkxf3T7cI&search=silent%20bob

[Auton]

no way. never, never, never

[Kid Presentable]

Livin 'Above the Rim'.

[Lex Diamonds]

I can't believe the poll results are 50-50.

[Rock]

Giving...yes please.....receiving...eh...not my thing.

[abcdefz]

Um, that's where poop exits the body, right?

No thanks. Farts -- I can deal with fecal matter in my nose, but that's far enough.

[Guy Incognito]

I can't believe the poll results are 50-50.

Its a poll with only two options - its a fair bet that it comes out fifty fifty.

[Lex Diamonds]

Its a poll with only two options - its a fair bet that it comes out fifty fifty.
What, it's a fair bet that half the people here lick anus?

[Guy Incognito]

What, it's a fair bet that half the people here lick anus?

Could be - half of those people who said yes could just enjoy recieving the lick.

You could have put:

Yes
No
Never tried it but sounds interesting
Do you prefer using implements?

I dunno but i was just trying to point out you didnt give people many options and thats why its a close poll

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

why the hell not? nothing is off limits in the right situation.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fair play, both of you. I just assumed more people would be repulsed by the idea of someone's bum sauce in ya mouth.

[Lyman Zerga]

What, it's a fair bet that half the people here lick anus?

here! here!
i got your point at the first time

sex should be naughty and kinky but some things just go too far..

[hitmonlee]

like I said about anal sex. It's shit. Per-fucking-iod. I aint putting my dick near it and I'm for damn sure not gonna put my tongue near it.

I had a girl that was giving me a bj and then down the taint went her tongue and she then started licking it. I had to push her head away. I don't know why, I'm just not into that.

and as i said in the anal sex thread... its not like there is constantly shit in there :)

[Lyman Zerga]

i prefer my bum center tight

[Justin]

you should get turned on enough by penis + Vagina, rather than this gross alternative.

[Lyman Zerga]

indeed justin
i forgive homosexuals since they are havent many other alternatives (anal sex not the rimming!)

[Justin]

whatever i cant look at pornography wise, im not interested doing it with a chick. That includes the hardcore fetish stuff (like the strangling), rimming, and all the wacky shit. I'm really not into anal sex with chicks either, i'd consider it, (not for my benefit, but hers)

Vagina is enough for me.

This is a great topic for all the young ones out there, come join in.

[Tzar]

That includes the hardcore fetish stuff (like the strangling)
what the fuck is up with that!? i was watching a porno and dude just starts choking the chick and she looks freaked out to the max. seriously.. someone please give me a logical explanation...

[Yeti]

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The tossed saladman
The tossed saladman can
The tossed saladman can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good:eek:

A thread on rim jobs. I see everyone is doing just fine on the BBMB. I imagine a person that enjoys this type of thing also has a taste for dingleberries on their cheerios in the morning.

[ericlee]

Isn't that a flavor of Cap'n Crunch?

not just that but, I can imagine perhaps finding Cap'n Crunch down there but how the hell did Cheerios get there?

[Echewta]

I would never go down on a woman. I mean thats where pee comes out. Thats gross. Pee. Urine. I'm sure all of those who are against the rim are with me on this one as well. Toxic liquid. Gross.

:rolleyes:

[abcdefz]

I would never go down on a woman. I mean thats where pee comes out. Thats gross. Pee. Urine. I'm sure all of those who are against the rim are with me on this one as well. Toxic liquid. Gross.

:rolleyes:



Laugh it up, furball.

[Auton]

eh, it's different anyway

[Lyman Zerga]

pee is good for your health

[Kid Presentable]

what the fuck is up with that!? i was watching a porno and dude just starts choking the chick and she looks freaked out to the max. seriously.. someone please give me a logical explanation...

Regarding one porn actress' sex life (Adriana Sage? Maybe?), she explained that working in the industry has done strange things to her sexual appetite. She can have sex with two men before lunch without batting an eyelid, and as such has to go to greater extremes in her private life to gain gratification.

She goes on to tell the story of how she needs to be fucked really rough, and she arranges rendezvous with a male actor friends of hers, and they go at it in a parked car. She demands he chokes her, because her sexual receptors are so dulled she feels she needs it. The pair of them are open and trusting, so she feels safe enough to make the request, and the dude is happy to oblige.

The problem arises when the cops pull over to check out this parked car, and as the pair of them are scrambling to throw their clothes back on, she emerges from the car with almighty strangle-marks all over her neck. Looks pretty bad to the 5-O.

So, I guess these girls can't get off in conventional ways anymore, and need the strangulation. Apparently it's pretty commonplace.

[CrankItUp!]

"...I think I feel a turtle head coming on !"

[Kid Presentable]

"...I think I feel a turtle head coming on !"
Is that a Rat's nose?

[CrankItUp!]

no a turd actually.

[hitmonlee]

what the fuck is up with that!? i was watching a porno and dude just starts choking the chick and she looks freaked out to the max. seriously.. someone please give me a logical explanation...

have you heard of the choking game?
i hadn't until recently.
basically kids play this game where they strangle each other until they lose consciousness, then when they let go they come back and a rush of blood goes to the head, giving a feeling of euphoria.
anyway, it just sort of adds a different sensation to it all.
also, some people like to be dominated or "taken advantage of", so its not so much that they like being choked, but they like that they aren't in control.

[Tzar]

no effence but the last thing i wanna do to a chick whilst i'm pumping her is choke her. i might as well just stick a gun in her face and pull the hammer back.

Max would do that, no doubt.

[kleptomaniac]

i broke the tie

[Chicka B]

i broke the tie

What if Yauch asked you to do it, and said he'd do whatever you want?

[kleptomaniac]

What if Yauch asked you to do it, and said he'd do whatever you want?

WELL I CAN'T CHANGE MY VOTE NOOOW!!! :(


but you know i'd totally let him ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

HE IS AN OLDER MAN AND YOU ARE A YOUNG GIRL!!! :(

STOP IT!!

[Chicka B]

HAHAHA BUNGHOLE! Oh my God I'm spazzing out, bunghole, bunghole, bunghole. I CAN'T CONTROLE IT. I mean butthole!!! Shit fuck. I just had keyboard torrettes.

[Lex Diamonds]

Shut up you spastic.

[CrankItUp!]

brown tongue from the bung (n)

[alexandra]

you sissies worry way too much about the poo.

[King of Rock $]

I taught all of yall what rimming is and that rimming is ok. I'm the reason this word is still around. Anyone who voted yes on the poll was directly or indirectly influenced by me. The beastie boys message board literature on this subject is extensive and my research, field work and contributions in the way of making threads and posts on this matter played a huge role in rimming being accepted by mainstream message board-ism as a normal sexual act that has nothing to do with poo or homosexual tendencies, no homo.

In short, I made that shit cool.