By our powers combined...

[Kwame]

EARTH!

[Kwame]

Come on you motherfuckers!

[Wheeler]

FIRE!

[Linka]

WIND!

[!Gi!]

WATER!

[Ma-Ti]

HEART!!!

[Captain Planet]

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

[Tzar]

BERETTAS!!



oh...

[Ma-Ti]

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!
Captain planet, we need your help in ridding this messageboard of envorinmentally unethical behaviours!

[Justin]

What can Captain America do for me that Batman can't?

[Captain Planet]

I need you to be more specific. While I sense the suffering of the board, crushed under piles and piles of spam threads about nothing, I need you to point out some offenders. I will then proceed to use my amplified powers against them. :)

[Ma-Ti]

I need you to be more specific. While I sense the suffering of the board, crushed under piles and piles of spam threads about nothing, I need you to point out some offenders. I will then proceed to use my amplified powers against them. :)

Cosmo105's penguin smashing and general envy of ideas that aren't hers, Captain Planet! Eliminate them!

[!Gi!]

Oh Cap, I'm so glad you're here. :) ;) :D

[kaiser soze]

is this porn?

[Captain Planet]

What can Captain America do for me that Batman can't?
Well I have all the powers of each of the planeteers, amplified, plus I have superhuman strength similar to Captain America. I mean compare his physique (http://www.tomheroes.com/images/NES%20Captain%20America%20and%20the%20Avengers.jpg ) to mine (http://www.retrogames.co.uk/stock/assets/images/240505_Megadrive_-_Captain_Planet.jpg). No offence to my homie, but I think I am a little more buff ;) . On top of that, I captain the planet, he just captains a continent (and thats the liberal interpretation, I would argue that he just rules the USA, north america at the most!).

[kaiser soze]

Captain Planet your icecaps are melting

[Wheeler]

^ That was my first experiment with this ring. My bad :o

[Ma-Ti]

Well I have all the powers of each of the planeteers, amplified, plus I have superhuman strength similar to Captain America. I mean compare his physique (http://www.tomheroes.com/images/NES%20Captain%20America%20and%20the%20Avengers.jpg ) to mine (http://www.retrogames.co.uk/stock/assets/images/240505_Megadrive_-_Captain_Planet.jpg). No offence to my homie, but I think I am a little more buff ;) . On top of that, I captain the planet, he just captains a continent (and thats the liberal interpretation, I would argue that he just rules the USA, north america at the most!).

Oh Cap, your pwning of all n00bs makes my eyes well up, and my girlish and fair knees knock...

[Tzar]

Oh Cap, your pwning of all n00bs makes my eyes well up, and my girlish and fair knees knock...
oh, bloody, shut your mouth, hippie!

go fuck your monkey in the ass!

[tracky]

the fuck are these people?

they should die and rot and let their bodies return to the earth

[Junker]

hahahaha................The planeteers

I think its a guy with 6 different accounts.

[synch]

I can't be bothered to register as Gaia and wipe the lot of you off of MY PLANET.

But please pretend that I just did that.

[Junker]

I can't be bothered to register as Gaia and wipe the lot of you off of MY PLANET.

But please pretend that I just did that.

This Gaia thing reminded me a lot of old RPG videogames that i used to play specially the Final Fantasy ones.

[GuerillaMike69]

whats wif the captain planet theme u cud actually think of something good and original u kno juz a hint

[rirv]

I thought that was quite funny.

[GuerillaMike69]

u obviously haf a sense of humour like a retarded hyena

[Junker]

u obviously haf a sense of humour like a retarded hyena

Guerilla, your drunk today again??

[GuerillaMike69]

Guerilla, your drunk today again??
only had 6 shots of absinthe and a few breezers i think ill b rite
but damm why did that leprechaun walk past my bedroom for.....

[Kid Presentable]

only had 6 shots of absinthe and a few breezers i think ill b rite
but damm why did that leprechaun walk past my bedroom for.....

Way to drink women's drinks, MIKE.(y)

[rirv]

Looks less like being drunk, more like severe dyslexia.

[Junker]

*Runs over Captain Planet, the planeteers, and a cat for Junker*

Thanks for remember my ask C (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

ugh

[Captain Planet]

Because of the hate on this board, I am now Captain Pollution.
I will now type in a pollution green colour.
Haters.

[Junker]

The Captain now turned to the dark side