PDA

View Full Version : a wee joke for lunchtime.

jammytastic
03-27-2006, 06:06 AM
its about 3am and this farmer kicks open his bedroom door. he has a sheep under his arm. his wife is not amused.

this is the pig ive to fuck when you wont have sex with me! he says.

says she i think youll find thats a sheep

says he i think youll find i was talking to the sheep.
rirv
03-27-2006, 06:25 AM
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look in its eyes as you come in it's face.




I'll get my coat.
jammytastic
03-27-2006, 06:27 AM
high five!
Mcmac
03-27-2006, 06:41 AM
LOLZ
jackrock
03-27-2006, 04:25 PM
wee joke:

pee pee
vickista
03-27-2006, 11:36 PM
wee joke:

pee pee


hehehe:D nice work jackrock(y)
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 02:15 AM
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look in its eyes as you come in it's face.




I'll get my coat.

psssh.

what's 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night?



cot death






whats the worst thing about fucking a five year old?


getting the blood out of the clown suit




what do you get when you chainsaw a five year old in half?



an erection.





if any of you people complain to the mods....


well, don't complain please.
vickista
03-28-2006, 02:58 AM
where can i regester my complaint?
:p nah it was funny.kinda.
rirv
03-28-2006, 03:37 AM
What's the best thing about twentythree year olds?

There's twenty of them!
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 03:38 AM
yes, i am laughing.

yes, i am going to hell. :(
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 03:41 AM
what do you do after you rape a deaf girl?


break her fingers so she can't tell anyone
Freebasser
03-28-2006, 06:54 AM
What did the blind dumb and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer
Bob
03-28-2006, 09:08 AM
an old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says "we have bad news and we have worse news"

the man says "well, let's hear the worst news first"

"you have cancer"

"oh god! that's terrible! well, what's the bad news?"

"you also have alzheimers"

"well, at least i don't have cancer"
abcdefz
03-28-2006, 09:16 AM
an old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says "we have bad news and we have worse news"

the man says "well, let's hear the worst news first"

"you have cancer"

"oh god! that's terrible! well, what's the bad news?"

"you also have alzheimers"

"well, at least i don't have cancer"


This one, I hadn't heard before. (y)
cosmo105
03-28-2006, 01:39 PM
you guys are going to make me pee in the library. thanks.
burbboi
03-28-2006, 02:01 PM
Wow, those jokes are fucking awful! This thread is right up there with Rawr's thread about cats playing with logs of shit in the toilet.