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Qdrop
03-27-2006, 10:04 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12036269/
man....Scarlet ain't THE hottest...hell no.
Kid Presentable
03-27-2006, 10:05 AM
I'm a little too partial to Scarlett, and Penny Flame.:(
Kid Presentable
03-27-2006, 10:14 AM
I must disagree.
You're right, I probably like Liv Tyler better than both of them. Thanks.(y)
Its all about Salma Hayek. Fo' rizzy.
b i o n i c
03-27-2006, 10:26 AM
cher from clueless forever..
Kid Presentable
03-27-2006, 10:28 AM
cher from clueless forever..
'If I could Turn Back Time" was off the heezy.
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 11:17 AM
Scarlett and Salma are both good picks.
Catherine Keener is awfully hot when she gets the chance (eg Out of Sight or Being John Malkovich rather than, say, Capote).
Laura San Giacomo used to be incredible; dunno what she's like these days. Just watch her climb on the couch in sex, lies, and videotape and hear her leather skirt crinkle.
Man... most of these great-bodied young types like Jessica Alba and stuff... they just seem like they have ZERO else going on, thus subtracting an awful lot.
I was looking at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue a couple weekends ago, kind of amazed at how few of those women were all that sexy, to me. Rebecca Romijin looked good, obviously. I mean, you'd be more than happy if your girlfriend looked like these women in real life, but that's because a personality would be attached which would make it or break it; as, just, "ideals of beauty," this issue was kinda mediocre.
mickill
03-27-2006, 11:38 AM
I agree with a-z. JESSICA ALBA ALL THE WAY!
roosta
03-27-2006, 11:42 AM
did you see the punk'd with penelope cruz and salma hayek?
i'd have gotten a booth across from them and just oogled them all night long.
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 12:02 PM
I agree with a-z. JESSICA ALBA ALL THE WAY!
...sacrcasm?
Qdrop
03-27-2006, 12:18 PM
did you see the punk'd with penelope cruz and salma hayek?
i'd have gotten a booth across from them and just oogled them all night long.
i'd do more than oogle them.
roosta
03-27-2006, 12:19 PM
i'd do more than oogle them.
is it worth the jail time?
probably.
marsdaddy
03-27-2006, 12:28 PM
When asked this question at a business event last week, my colleague said "Tina Turner." I think he was joking.
enree erzweglle
03-27-2006, 01:27 PM
When asked this question at a business event last week, my colleague said "Tina Turner." I think he was joking.
People often use the word sexy to describe someone that they want to have sex with but those people often aren't sexy--they're attractive. People maybe mistake attractive for sexy.
To me, sexy is confident, assured, attentive, & sexually experienced without being skanky. Sexy is a whole bunch of things and often, looks don't have a whole lot to do with that. The sexiest guy at my gym is about 5'2.
Tina Turner is sexy. The women who are getting mentions in this thread are maybe women that people want to have sex with but I don't know that there's much about them that's sexy aside of the fact that a lot of them have attractive bodies and faces. I'm guessing that some of them don't quite know what to do for their partners aside of look good.
marsdaddy
03-27-2006, 01:35 PM
To me, sexy is confident, assured, attentive, & sexually experienced without being skanky. Sexy is a whole bunch of things and often, looks don't have a whole lot to do with that. The sexiest guy at my gym is about 5'2.
Tina Turner is sexy.Except for the hosiery and wigs, I might agree.
I think of sexy as someone who exudes some of your criteria without really trying.
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 01:39 PM
Sexy is as sexy does.
P of R
03-27-2006, 02:07 PM
Lol at beauty lists.
Nuzzolese
03-27-2006, 02:27 PM
I figured out what it was about Angelina Jolie that always made her seem not so sexy to me. She doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Maybe she does but she seems to take herself, and life, really seriously. I've never seen her being funny. That's why I think Jennifer Aniston, who isn't as pretty as Angelina Jolie, is much sexier. But men of the world tend to disagree with me on that.
Scarlet Johansen is an exception, but most men seem to think dark haired, or at least dark skinned women are sexiest. Pale skin has been on the decline in fashion since the Industrial Revolution.
marsdaddy
03-27-2006, 02:34 PM
Pale skin has been on the decline in fashion since the Industrial Revolution.Is this another example of global warming? Or the unrealistic "perfect" image? Unrealistic because to truly be tanned all the time, means eventually becoming wrinkled.
cosmo105
03-27-2006, 02:34 PM
regarding angelina - also, she looks like a cartoon alien head stuck on a pic-n-save barbie knockoff doll
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 02:39 PM
I figured out what it was about Angelina Jolie that always made her seem not so sexy to me. She doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Maybe she does but she seems to take herself, and life, really seriously. I've never seen her being funny. That's why I think Jennifer Aniston, who isn't as pretty as Angelina Jolie, is much sexier. But men of the world tend to disagree with me on that.
Jennifer Aniston doesn't seem very sexy to me. I've only seen friends a couple of times, but she did nothing for me.
marsdaddy
03-27-2006, 02:48 PM
Jennifer Aniston doesn't seem very sexy to me. I've only seen friends a couple of times, but she did nothing for me.Some women I know tend to find Aniston incredibly sexy, cute, whatever. I think it's because she's approachable and maybe even a bit plain.
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 02:49 PM
Some women I know tend to find Aniston incredibly sexy, cute, whatever. I think it's because she's approachable and maybe even a bit plain.
She's kinda plain.
Again -- a lot of women who aren't exactly pinups would still be amazingly attractive as mates, but as eye- or fetish-candy, I just don't get it.
b i o n i c
03-27-2006, 02:53 PM
Some women I know tend to find Aniston incredibly sexy, cute, whatever. I think it's because she's approachable and maybe even a bit plain.
calling jennifer aniston beautiful makes ugly people feel better about themselves. same goes for sara jessica parker
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 02:57 PM
same goes for sara jessica parker
sjp's body rocks. But Sex in the City made her go from really, really sexy to really, really unattractive. I can't stand her now. (n)
The only person that I know of that probably has called Horseface Parker beautiful is Matthew Broderick.
marsdaddy
03-27-2006, 02:58 PM
same goes for sara jessica parkerSJP is all about attitude. How do you think she caught Mr. Big?
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 03:00 PM
-- and her attitude makes her incredibly unattractive.
b i o n i c
03-27-2006, 03:00 PM
she probably gives great head
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 03:05 PM
she probably gives great head
....you think a married woman gives great head!? :D
....you think a married woman gives great head!? :D
I'm sure they do. If its not being given to her husband.
b i o n i c
03-27-2006, 03:08 PM
shit, she'd better if she wants to stay married!
abcdefz
03-27-2006, 03:13 PM
I'm sure they do. If its not being given to her husband.
Ah. You mean HBO executives, circa 1996.
icy manipulator
03-27-2006, 10:16 PM
jennifer garner all the way, she kicks ass
hitmonlee
03-28-2006, 12:57 AM
I figured out what it was about Angelina Jolie that always made her seem not so sexy to me. She doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Maybe she does but she seems to take herself, and life, really seriously. I've never seen her being funny. That's why I think Jennifer Aniston, who isn't as pretty as Angelina Jolie, is much sexier. But men of the world tend to disagree with me on that.
aniston is cute. she's not sexy. none of her characters are sexy, and i don't really see her having much of a sense of humour, despite acting in comedies.
humour isn't sexy to me... in women at least.
angelina is sexy because she's got an awesome body and she doesn't give a fuck. she got married wearing a white shirt with stuff written in blood on the back. that's sexy.
jen garner has man face.
scarjo is boring. i'd call her beautiful, and yes sexy, but not the sexiest.
Justin
03-28-2006, 01:30 AM
i like that kelly chick who's on with regis. She's hot!
Justin
03-28-2006, 01:32 AM
damn i think other kelly's are hot to:
kelly from saved by the bell
kelly from married with children
those are some hot kelly's and my crushes when i was younger
sexy and beauty are two different things...
carmen electra is the SEXIEST chick on earth. if you disagree - something's wrong. that chick could make a fag turn straight for one night if she could.
maybe i'm just being biased because i want to kiss her feet. she's my goddess.
enree erzweglle
03-28-2006, 07:00 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker looks best when she lets her hair do what it wants (v. straightening & dyeing it) and when she's not decked out the way her Sex in the City character might dress.
This is a good look for her (http://www.biblio.com/m/70/1550224670.jpg)
but this is harsh (http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/sjparker.jpg)
and so is this (http://www.sloleht.ee/fotod/2005/10/13/l-parker.jpg). She looks so much better when she doesn't try.
And yeah, she's in good shape--I think she was 40 here (http://lebris.cedric.free.fr/hidden/wallpapers/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker%2001.jpg).
Rancid_Beasties
03-28-2006, 07:11 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker I would argue is unattractive. I'm sure shes a great person, i mean she is married to Ferris Bueller. But I dont find her at all appealing.
Mcmac
03-28-2006, 07:12 AM
sexy and beauty are two different things...
carmen electra is the SEXIEST chick on earth. if you disagree - something's wrong. that chick could make a fag turn straight for one night if she could.
maybe i'm just being biased because i want to kiss her feet. she's my goddess.
agree'd on carmen electra
abcdefz
03-28-2006, 08:56 AM
Jennifer Connely.
I also always had a thing for Joie Lee.
Illeana Douglas.
Nuzzolese
03-28-2006, 10:15 AM
aniston is cute. she's not sexy. none of her characters are sexy, and i don't really see her having much of a sense of humour, despite acting in comedies.
humour isn't sexy to me... in women at least.
angelina is sexy because she's got an awesome body and she doesn't give a fuck. she got married wearing a white shirt with stuff written in blood on the back. that's sexy.
jen garner has man face.
scarjo is boring. i'd call her beautiful, and yes sexy, but not the sexiest.
Oh okay I guess I was wrong. I do think she's sexy now and Aniston is just cute. My mistake. What was I thinking? God, there are some sexy guys in this thread, I just love you all.
hitmonlee
03-28-2006, 07:30 PM
Oh okay I guess I was wrong. I do think she's sexy now and Aniston is just cute. My mistake. What was I thinking? God, there are some sexy guys in this thread, I just love you all.
oh sorry, i guess i forgot to add the "mandatory"
IN MY OPINION
i thought that was a given with posts on the internet?
geez
i love carmen electra too, haha mostly because my ex was obsessed and you can only stare at a carmen poster for so long before you begin to love... i love that whole burlesque thing... but sometimes she looks really fake and overmadeup which is not sexy at all
(in my opinion) :rolleyes:
DandyFop
03-28-2006, 07:37 PM
Oh okay I guess I was wrong. I do think she's sexy now and Aniston is just cute. My mistake. What was I thinking? God, there are some sexy guys in this thread, I just love you all.
Gotta love the Nuzz.
I think Carmen Electra is pretty, but jesus, Fake Fake Fake. Not as bad as Pam Anderson or something, but why don't you just go stick your dick in a bowl of silicone?
I love how, pretty much every woman in this thread can be regarded as attractive. But if we start getting into what men women are attracted to, you can guarantee a shitload of WTFs??
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 07:40 PM
there are porn stars that are less skanky than carmen electra.
cosmo105
03-28-2006, 07:48 PM
i really don't think she's pretty at all. she probably sweats herpes.
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 07:49 PM
hehe
hitmonlee
03-28-2006, 07:56 PM
i knew what zorra was going to say before i opened this thread :p
edit: i have to say that her and dave make one sexy couple.
i love sexy couples.
cosmo105
03-28-2006, 07:59 PM
oh god. them? sexy? they're both cliches.
The Notorious LOL
03-28-2006, 08:02 PM
carmen electra is gross.
yeahwho
03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
Gretchen Mol (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2006/03/09/magazine/20060312_STYLE_SLIDESHOW_2.html), I've been trying to tell you guys this for the past month. Get with it.
there are porn stars that are less skanky than carmen electra.
isn't that what being the sexiest woman on earth is all about? being a slut? the last thing these voters are looking for is a nice personality and a nice reputation.
DandyFop
03-28-2006, 09:15 PM
Tzar, it shows your maturity when you think that sexiness is all about being a slut.
yeahwho
03-28-2006, 09:22 PM
Oh yeah, did I mention that Gretchen Mol is a total slut?
Documad
03-28-2006, 09:47 PM
What is FHM, and who cares what they/it think about anything?
zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 09:55 PM
What is FHM, and who cares what they/it think about anything?
it's like a softcore titty mag for 14 year old boys.
befsquire
03-28-2006, 10:28 PM
so, i guess being compared to jennifer aniston is not a compliment. :(
i would love to look like rhona mitra (http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/m/mitra/lg1a.jpg).
hitmonlee
03-28-2006, 10:44 PM
i love that eye colour
sure it is bef :) it means you're cute!
Kid Presentable
03-28-2006, 11:46 PM
Oh okay I guess I was wrong. I do think she's sexy now and Aniston is just cute. My mistake. What was I thinking? God, there are some sexy guys in this thread, I just love you all.
Haha. Being a dick for the sake of it.(y)
PS; Fuck you, Shannen Doherty.
Rancid_Beasties
03-28-2006, 11:50 PM
there are porn stars that are less skanky than carmen electra.
Way to steal copy my intellectual material... JERK!!!:mad:
DroppinScience
03-29-2006, 12:19 AM
Scarlett is high up there, no doubt.
As far as celebrities go, I definitely have a thing for Adriana Lima (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v500/mirace/ryonidotcom/al1.jpg)
z-boy
03-29-2006, 12:50 AM
That list is bullshit, scarlett johansen has a face like a smashed crab, she must have some bush type connections to have won that vote, this shit smells like florida... Adriana Lima on the other hand is one hot piece of ass! That brazilian beauty is off the richter scale.
zorra_chiflada
03-29-2006, 12:58 AM
scarlet johannssen as a more classic kind of beauty - timeless beauty i suppose.
Tzar, it shows your maturity when you think that sexiness is all about being a slut.
i love you too..
yeah thats right, all sexy, good looking chicks are sluts... i'd call you a slut but i'd be a hypocrite :rolleyes:
ms.peachy
03-29-2006, 05:15 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker I would argue is unattractive. I'm sure shes a great person, i mean she is married to Ferris Bueller. But I dont find her at all appealing.
Once a friend and I saw her in NYC and I thought she was just flat out scary looking. Later in the day my friend turned to me and said "You know what it is with her? Her head is too big for her body, and her face is too big for her head. So she's like a living caricature of her own self." Too true.
zorra_chiflada
03-29-2006, 05:37 AM
sorry, did i mention that FHM can suck my left one? i want to punch it in the face. although i realise i can't because it is a publication, not a person. oh well.
Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 08:43 AM
oh sorry, i guess i forgot to add the "mandatory"
IN MY OPINION
i thought that was a given with posts on the internet?
geez
i love carmen electra too, haha mostly because my ex was obsessed and you can only stare at a carmen poster for so long before you begin to love... i love that whole burlesque thing... but sometimes she looks really fake and overmadeup which is not sexy at all
(in my opinion) :rolleyes:
No, you actually made good points. I really did realize that I was wrong about Jennifer being sexy. I confuse cute with sexy all the time. It's like being colorblind but instead of colors it's attractiveness. Cute and Sexy both look like the same shade of grayish brown to me.
I don't think either of them are sexy, I just think Aniston is more attractive in the way she presents herself.
Geez, look at Kid Presentable wishing I was being a bitch to him instead of you.
instigator7022
03-29-2006, 10:51 AM
You're right, I probably like Liv Tyler better than both of them. Thanks.(y)
I love Liv Tyler to no end.
Kid Presentable
03-29-2006, 11:49 AM
Geez, look at Kid Presentable wishing I was being a bitch to him instead of you.
Thanks.(y)
Sarky Devotchka
03-29-2006, 11:57 AM
http://sayanythingblog.com/images/ZoeyDeschanel02.jpg
zoey is my favorite lady.
abcdefz
03-29-2006, 12:02 PM
http://sayanythingblog.com/images/ZoeyDeschanel02.jpg
zoey is my favorite lady.
I was thinking of her yesterday.
That link didn't work for me, though.
Kid Presentable
03-29-2006, 12:03 PM
I knew a black labrador named zoey, and once she had her head farted upon, and reacted like she'd been beaten with an old shoe.:confused:
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 12:43 PM
Julie Newmar - The original Catwoman (before Eartha Kitt) on the old Batman tv series.
Lynda Carter - Wonder Woman
Farah Fawcett - (the hair ! (y) ) Charlies Angels
Pam Grier - Foxy Brown
Kid Presentable
03-29-2006, 12:49 PM
Julie Newmar - The original Catwoman (before Eartha Kitt) on the old Batman tv series.
Lynda Carter - Wonder Woman
Farah Fawcett - (the hair ! (y) ) Charlies Angels
Pam Grier - Foxy Brown
Are you 50?
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 12:51 PM
^ 35 dude !
marsdaddy
03-29-2006, 12:52 PM
Julie Newmar - The original Catwoman (before Eartha Kitt) on the old Batman tv series.
Lynda Carter - Wonder Woman
Farah Fawcett - (the hair ! (y) ) Charlies Angels
Pam Grier - Foxy BrownYour list has more to do with when your hormones raged than anything else.
Fawcett was one of the original "fake" beauties.
Kid Presentable
03-29-2006, 12:54 PM
^ 35 dude !
Sorry, my bad.:o
Although, if the Pussycat Dolls covered 'Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B' I'd wanna bjork it.
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 12:55 PM
So who was your adolescent hottie...Smurfette. :p
Kid Presentable
03-29-2006, 12:57 PM
So who was your adolescent hottie...Smurfette. :p
Yeah, it was fully Jennifer Aniston.:o
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 01:01 PM
Gwen Stefani (y)
enree erzweglle
03-29-2006, 01:39 PM
As far as celebrities go, I definitely have a thing for Adriana Lima (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v500/mirace/ryonidotcom/al1.jpg)
Hell Ya! (y)
No doubt that she's beautiful, but what is it other than that that makes her sexy? I am truly curious about this. I can see that she maybe knows how project attitude, but what is it about her, other than a gorgeous body, that appeals to you?
By the way, those, to me, are perfect abs for a woman.
Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 01:52 PM
No doubt that she's beautiful, but what is it other than that that makes her sexy? I am truly curious about this. I can see that she maybe knows how project attitude, but what is it about her, other than a gorgeous body, that appeals to you?
Probably that she's in underwear most of the time.
She's a face only, anyone can project onto her whatever they want her to be.
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 01:58 PM
Your list has more to do with when your hormones raged than anything else.
Fawcett was one of the original "fake" beauties.
I guess that makes me a "fake" beauty din too, huh ?:o
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 02:01 PM
so, i guess being compared to jennifer aniston is not a compliment. :(
i would love to look like rhona mitra (http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/m/mitra/lg1a.jpg).
Bet she dont have strong white teef like I do do ! :p
enree erzweglle
03-29-2006, 02:03 PM
Probably that she's in underwear most of the time.
She's a face only, anyone can project onto her whatever they want her to be.
I like the underwear, by the way.
I know about the projecting thing. You're so right about that. I'm just wondering if guys (maybe guys here?) truly consider that when they say that someone is to die for sexy.
I can't think of someone in terms of sexiness without having interacted with him or at least had reasonable opportunities to understand his philosophies, the way he conducts himself, the things that matter to him, his intellect. I can pour all of that all over some photo of a guy and generate or concoct customized sexiness, but it's not going to do a thing for me if, in reality, he's assy or if he can't conjugate a verb.
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 02:06 PM
I like the underwear, by the way.
I know about the projecting thing. You're so right about that. I'm just wondering if guys (maybe guys here?) truly consider that when they say that someone is to die for sexy.
I can't think of someone in terms of sexiness without having interacted with him or at least had reasonable opportunities to understand his philosophies, the way he conducts himself, the things that matter to him, his intellect. I can pour all of that all over some photo of a guy and generate or concoct customized sexiness, but it's not going to do a thing for me if, in reality, he's assy or if he can't conjugate a verb.
I be "to die for sexy" and my user pic is da poof ! :p
Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 02:58 PM
I don't think most guys consider that at all.
guerillaGardner
03-29-2006, 03:21 PM
If your talking famous women its Liv Tyler's sister. She is incredibly hot.
If your not talking famous women it's my missus.
z-boy
03-30-2006, 01:40 AM
I like the underwear, by the way.
I know about the projecting thing. You're so right about that. I'm just wondering if guys (maybe guys here?) truly consider that when they say that someone is to die for sexy.
I can't think of someone in terms of sexiness without having interacted with him or at least had reasonable opportunities to understand his philosophies, the way he conducts himself, the things that matter to him, his intellect. I can pour all of that all over some photo of a guy and generate or concoct customized sexiness, but it's not going to do a thing for me if, in reality, he's assy or if he can't conjugate a verb.
your comments are a perfect illustration of why we dont want women to speak, you should attach a toilet paper dispenser to your chest to clean up all the shit that pours out of your mouth, my advice to you is this: shut the fuck up and you may get lucky sometime you frickin bookworm. In the mean time i dont wanna hear anymore of your stream of consciousness, and that goes out to all the feminist Virginia Woolf wannabes that are are thinking about replying to my quote.
zorra_chiflada
03-30-2006, 01:48 AM
haha.
you're funny.
and lame.
good luck getting a female to stick your dick in with that attitude!
DandyFop
03-30-2006, 01:50 AM
i love you too..
yeah thats right, all sexy, good looking chicks are sluts... i'd call you a slut but i'd be a hypocrite :rolleyes:
Awesome! You continue to prove your immaturity with that comment as a follow-up. You never seem to dissapoint.
hitmonlee
03-30-2006, 01:54 AM
No doubt that she's beautiful, but what is it other than that that makes her sexy? I am truly curious about this. I can see that she maybe knows how project attitude, but what is it about her, other than a gorgeous body, that appeals to you?
By the way, those, to me, are perfect abs for a woman.
i love her and i think besides her looks, the way she struts down the catwalk.
she's foreign and doesn't say much, so she comes across as mysterious and alluring.
Awesome! You continue to prove your immaturity with that comment as a follow-up. You never seem to dissapoint.
yep...
so can i call you a fat ranga now?
DandyFop
03-30-2006, 03:27 AM
Did the bullies steal your milk money again?
enree erzweglle
03-30-2006, 06:43 AM
your comments are a perfect illustration of why we dont want women to speak, you should attach a toilet paper dispenser to your chest to clean up all the shit that pours out of your mouth, my advice to you is this: shut the fuck up and you may get lucky sometime you frickin bookworm. In the mean time i dont wanna hear anymore of your stream of consciousness, and that goes out to all the feminist Virginia Woolf wannabes that are are thinking about replying to my quote.This is precious, with your mini-post count and your bravado, storming in here, trying to make an impression. It's sweet, really, in a kind of after-school-special sort of way. Next time, though, before you splash around and try to fastforward establishing your badass self, do your research and target a strong someone because by the measures of this place, I'm in the weak faction. And I talk too much.
zorra_chiflada
03-30-2006, 06:54 AM
well, he got owned anyway. :p
Nuzzolese
03-30-2006, 08:31 AM
Wow, he's familiar with Virginia Woolf! High culture and low brow.
cosmo105
03-30-2006, 12:51 PM
i think zoey's adorable. her face is perfect. she's like a 4-week-old kitten. plus i like how she dresses. i don't think of her as sexy, per se. she's the only celebrity i'll put a picture of on my notebook...because, this one picture of her in a magazine was so beautifully framed and it really was a work of art and...*schoolgirl*
beastieangel01
03-30-2006, 01:57 PM
Gretchen Mol (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2006/03/09/magazine/20060312_STYLE_SLIDESHOW_2.html), I've been trying to tell you guys this for the past month. Get with it.
Um, how about a closer picture of her FACE?
I'm not a guy (obviously) but I am all about the face, for both men and women. The body, sure maybe I care a little. But if you don't have a good face... meh.
Qdrop
03-30-2006, 02:04 PM
i wish i never started this thread.
it completely blows now.
and just keeps blowing and blowing...
zorra_chiflada
03-30-2006, 03:15 PM
Wow, he's familiar with Virginia Woolf! High culture and low brow.
you know, i was thinking about that. i'm prolly more of a germaine greer wannabe, being australian and all.
abcdefz
03-30-2006, 03:18 PM
haha.
you're funny.
and lame.
good luck getting a female to stick your dick in with that attitude!
You'd be surprised. :(
jennyb
03-30-2006, 03:40 PM
i wish i never started this thread.
it completely blows now.
and just keeps blowing and blowing...
Haha! ...and just what did you expect? Congrats on birthing one of the shallowest threads ever!
All I gotta say is beauty is definately in the eye of the beholder. To each his (or her) own.
Personally, I find Scarlett to be incredibly gorgeous.
jabumbo
03-30-2006, 05:33 PM
kate hudson is still my favorite
befsquire
03-30-2006, 06:51 PM
^ no
CrankItUp!
03-30-2006, 07:41 PM
Charo - The beautiful Spain born Flamenco guitar entertainer. (y)
http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/ee/07/7826.jpg
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 09:21 PM
i do not give two shits and a fuck about what anyone on this board thinks (including the dipshit administrator that banned me).
If that's the case, then why would you go to the trouble of making another account just so you can tell everyone that you don't care about any of this?
Seems like if you didn't care, you would have just gone and turned on the TV instead and had a sandwich or something.
zorra_chiflada
03-31-2006, 10:00 PM
You have so much to learn:
1. Having a high post count is not cool!(that goes for any message board)
2. The last people i would try to impress are people who hang out on message boards more than i do.
3. If you had taken time out from your busy posting schedule to read my previous posts, you would have noticed that i do not give two shits and a fuck about what anyone on this board thinks (including the dipshit administrator that banned me).
3. I got banned after making that post, but now i'm back like Darth Vader, darker and stronger than ever.
4. I dont discriminate when it comes to target selection, as far as i'm concerned there there is no Austenian like character delineation apparent on this board, nor any witty dialogue of Jane's calibre for that matter. I find it impossible to distinguish between strong and weak factions, as all i can see is a sea of nondescript fish, and i'm just looking for a bite. I feel obligated to distribute my powers of annoyance in the direction of whichever post happens to catch my misanthropic eye.
ooh, badass here is back with a vengeance! insulting the admins and all! internet tough guys are like sooooo cool.
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 10:42 PM
Christ on a bike, what a geek.
Go and have a wank, calm down, and then maybe you won't get angry over a few light hearted remarks made by a random stranger on the other side of the world.
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 11:23 PM
*runs hand down face*
Christ on a bike indeed.
Rancid_Beasties
03-31-2006, 11:24 PM
p.s. It is interesting to note that the only alternatives to posting you could come up with were watching t.v and eating. Sounds like you live life to the fullest.
Well he later added wanking and biking with Jesus as activities he also participates in so I'd say hes doing ok (y)
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Jesus rides one mean BMX.
Rancid_Beasties
03-31-2006, 11:30 PM
Jesus rides one mean BMX.
I bet he rocks the training wheels too.
Medellia
03-31-2006, 11:31 PM
You are a tool. Where in my previous quote did i say that i do not derive pleasure from criticising fuckwits like you on this board and posting random propaganda? I enjoy coming on here and posting whatever the fuck i feel like. I repeat "i do not give a fuck what anyone on here thinks". Here is a lesson in the basic mechanics of argument you pleb:
here are two activities; 1. Me giving a fuck what anyone on this board thinks e.g. loosing sleep at night because of what some random punter posts
2. Posting shit on this board
Your argument goes like this - If 2 then 1. It is a false and invalid argument. False because the premise of me giving a fuck is not true, and invalid because even if the premise were true, the outcome it allegedly leads to may be achieved as a result of many other possible causes eg- I like watching fish flapping on the carpet before they die. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. So powerful even a five-year old child with no concept of life and death knew what it meant(KB2).
Conclusion:In order for activity 2 to occur, it is not a prerequisite that activity 1 occurs. The events are independant of each other.
p.s. It is interesting to note that the only alternatives to posting you could come up with were watching t.v and eating. Sounds like you live life to the fullest.
Look out folks, he's got a thesaurus and he's not afraid to use it!
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 11:32 PM
He may have a thesaurus, but he's missing a dictionary.
He's not loosing sleep!
I bet he rocks the training wheels too.
Jesus saves, and training wheels save lives!
Rancid_Beasties
03-31-2006, 11:41 PM
Freebasser, your avatar is....????
Does it have anything to do with the rather sickening posts you've been dishing up lately (ie that one in the book sex scene one)??
Medellia
03-31-2006, 11:48 PM
He may have a thesaurus, but he's missing a dictionary.
Bah! He doesn't need one! Causes he's so much better than us and we aren't causing him to loose sleep!
zorra_chiflada
03-31-2006, 11:49 PM
I AM THE SEXIEST WOMAN CLOSE THE THREAD NOW
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 11:51 PM
Freebasser, your avatar is....????
Does it have anything to do with the rather sickening posts you've been dishing up lately (ie that one in the book sex scene one)??
Haha, no - it is a dog's nose but not exactly.
Check this (http://www.rathergood.com/banspoonguard/) out...
NOW THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT DOGS! Who's laughing now?
ToucanSpam
03-31-2006, 11:52 PM
I am the Sexiest Woman Alive!
GuerillaMike69
04-01-2006, 09:39 PM
u all obviously havent seen demi moore in disclosure???
she is number 1 easily very under rated
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