Ask me ONE question.

[Qdrop]

i don't care what, and I will answer.

if you're lucky, i'll make it extra snarky.

[b i o n i c]

have you had a bowel movement today? what color was it?

[Qdrop]

have you had a bowel movement today? what color was it?
yes, this morning.

it was brown.

[b i o n i c]

but what shade... your poop color says alot about your health you know

[Kid Presentable]

yes, this morning.

it was brown.

Have you ever had to collect one in a container?

No, I haven't you fuckin pervert.

[Qdrop]

Why do you like the Tennessee Titans? Don't give me that, you don't have to like the team where you live at crap, I know that. The questions is why?

i started liking the Houston Oilers back on like 90-91. primarily because of Warren Moon and the Run-n-shoot offense.
it was exciting to watch.

i followed the Oilers to tennessee, when they were sold and became the Titans.

basic team loyalty.

[Qdrop]

but what shade... your poop color says alot about your health you know


pantone 462C brown.

[Qdrop]

Have you ever had to collect one in a container?


i had to give a stool sample for some medical physical when i was like 5.

i remember my mom telling me to poop in a little cardboard box.
the she put it in a little supplied jar for the doctor.

i found it exciting.

pooping in a box was fantastic.

[b i o n i c]

pantone 462C brown.

you're fucked

[Kid Presentable]

i had to give a stool sample for some medical physical when i was like 5.

i remember my mom telling me to poop in a little cardboard box.
the she put it in a little supplied jar for the doctor.

i found it exciting.

pooping in a box was fantastic.

I did a shit in the cat's box once. I'm not saying when. It was yesterday.

[Lyman Zerga]

who are you?

[Kid Presentable]

who are you?
Qdrop.

He's Kid Presentable.

[Qdrop]

who are you?

my name is Bradd.

not sure how detailed a response you want.

[Lyman Zerga]

already too much information

[Rock]

In your opinion what is the best way to financially set yourself up in the future? Investment wise.

[kll]

do you ever smell your hands after rubbing your balls?

[Qdrop]

In your opinion what is the best way to financially set yourself up in the future? Investment wise.

my knowledge on said subject is limited.

but i would got the traditional/conservative route:

graduate highschool.
either go to college for a degree in a lucrative/growing field or else learn a lucrative trade/craft- give yourself VALUE.
work hard for as much money as you can.
save as much as you can, develop a nest egg.

start a 401k or the equivelent as early as you can, and put in as much as you can often.- do not count on social security.

avoid stock market investments unless you have a knowledgable broker or alot of experiance in market trading through relative/friends/profession.
and only if you have the money to spare.
yes, a 401K uses stocks, but in a far more balance and secure fashion (assuming you are not overly aggressive and balance out your options annually).

get a pre-nuptial agreement if you get married.

pay for everything with cash-an-carry as much as possible.
use credit and financing as little as possible.
interest is your enemy.

always look for the best deals.
haggle whenever possible for the best price.
don't settle.

[Qdrop]

do you ever smell your hands after rubbing your balls?

often.
very often.


all men do.

[burbboi]

Can you explain this whole 'Pokemon' phenomena? I just don't get it.

[b i o n i c]

im still waiting for this thread to become extra sarky

[Qdrop]

Can you explain this whole 'Pokemon' phenomena? I just don't get it.

that's so 2003.

but it's textbook case of the mass mind at work.
as well as some other classic psychological traits.

this is why advertising and mass marketing works.

[kll]

if you had to choose, would you rather:

make out with a man and have the video posted on here for all to see

or

get arrested for a misdemeanor, eventually to have the charges dropped, but your butthole was fingered by a drunk 450 lb man while in the cell. no one but you and him knows this.

[Qdrop]

if you had to choose, would you rather:

make out with a man and have the video posted on here for all to see

or

get arrested for a misdemeanor, eventually to have the charges dropped, but your butthole was fingered by a drunk 450 lb man while in the cell. no one but you and him knows this.

i said ONE question.

ONE.








the 450 drunk man.

[roosta]

Do you think America will go to war with Iran in the next ten years?

[kll]

If you could have your housemaid/girlfriend cook one meal for you for the rest of your life, what homecooked meal that she has created would you choose?

[ericlee]

if you were very obese, would you tuck your belly in your pants giving yourself a front butt appearence or just let it hang out over your pants.

Why?

[Knuckles]

if you had to choose, would you rather:

make out with a man and have the video posted on here for all to see

or


He would love to do this with me.

[mickill]

If your girlfriend was being held captive by ToucanSpam, and the only way you could save her life was by either receiving bukake from cmute, Kid P and ericlee or giving all of them handjobs with grape jelly, which would you choose?

[beastieluver85]

Knuckles who is that on ur Icon? I cant tell on the school computer.And what is it doing? Cause all I see is pink...cant tell if its moving.... Cant tell if its Adam but, I really want to know.LOL

I think it may be a pic of u???????? Now I can tell its def. tell its not Adam...(I hate school computers)LOL
Done being retarted.

[kll]

If your girlfriend was being held captive by ToucanSpam, and the only way you could save her life was by either receiving bukake from cmute, Kid P and ericlee or giving all of them handjobs with grape jelly, which would you choose?


where's the 'commit suicide' option?

[Qdrop]

Do you think America will go to war with Iran in the next ten years?

without a doubt, unless democrats win out office for the next 10 years.

[Qdrop]

if you were very obese, would you tuck your belly in your pants giving yourself a front butt appearence or just let it hang out over your pants.

Why?

oh, just let it hang.

why hide it? if you're ashamed, then lose the wieght.
otherwise, flaunt it if you got it.

plus you can keep, like...your wallet and spare pencils under your flab and shit.
very utilitarian.

[Qdrop]

If you are blessed and have children, and one of them is a boy, would you name him Bradd Jr.?


ONE question!








and no.

[Qdrop]

If your girlfriend was being held captive by ToucanSpam, and the only way you could save her life was by either receiving bukake from cmute, Kid P and ericlee or giving all of them handjobs with grape jelly, which would you choose?

none of the above.

jenny coming into contact with Toucan would leave her irreversably tainted.....she's no good to me then.

[kll]

...

[mickill]

So you would just let TS take your woman from you. I see. Ok, just curious.

[roosta]

Never in my most darkened nightmares did i suspect Toucan would win the war.

[marsdaddy]

Do you feel guilty for wasting your talents?

[DapperDiverge]

how many fingers am i holding up??

[Guy Incognito]

How come you have picture of Penfold on your profile , I wouldnt have thought the Danger Mouse cartoon was known in the States?

[synch]

how many fingers am i holding up??
If you are the beforementioned drunk person, one.

Oh, sorry.

Carry on Q.

[Qdrop]

So you would just let TS take your woman from you. I see. Ok, just curious.

i wouldn't LET him take her....
but if he kidnapped her when i was away....


and let's be honest....jenny could kick the fuckin shit out of Toucan without breaking a sweat.

[Qdrop]

Never in my most darkened nightmares did i suspect Toucan would win the war.

i outta smack you....

[Qdrop]

Do you feel guilty for wasting your talents?

do you feel guilty for having none?




and which talents are speaking of?

[DapperDiverge]

If you are the beforementioned drunk person, one.

Oh, sorry.

Carry on Q.


WRONG!! dead wrong!! i bet Q would know!!

[Qdrop]

how many fingers am i holding up??
up where?

[DapperDiverge]

up where?


LOL!!! i thought i was supposed to be asking the questions?? but if you can guess how many, i just might tell you where!!;)

[Qdrop]

How come you have picture of Penfold on your profile , I wouldnt have thought the Danger Mouse cartoon was known in the States?

nickelodeon used to show Dangermouse and Banana Man back in the early 80's over here in the US.

[ericlee]

So you would just let TS take your woman from you. I see. Ok, just curious.

he doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

[Qdrop]

he doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

you complete me.

[marsdaddy]

do you feel guilty for having none?




and which talents are speaking of?Not guilty, as much as despondent.

I thought this was a forum for asking YOU questions.

[Qdrop]

Not guilty, as much as despondent.
it shows.

I thought this was a forum for asking YOU questions.

some questions are best answered with another question.

[DandyFop]

Have you ever attempted to give yourself oral sex?

[Qdrop]

Have you ever attempted to give yourself oral sex?

who hasn't.

i'm so jealous of my cat.
that fuckin nympho...

[Rock]

who hasn't.
Plenty of us.

Although I thought about giving myself a stranger a couple of months ago when my hand fell asleep whilst playing video games.

[Guy Incognito]

nickelodeon used to show Dangermouse and Banana Man back in the early 80's over here in the US.


I thought you would have had a picture of baron greenback - you remind me of him

[Qdrop]

For $100.00 would you spend 24 hours with Mickill? Before you answer listen to all of the conditions...

1) You have to introduce him to everyone you know as your best friend.
2) You have to tell him you think he is the coolest person in a public setting.
3) Have to sing with him at a karaoke bar. A duet.
4) You have to address him as "brah", "bro", or "dude" the whole time.

no.

but only because of #4.
i have limits.

[Qdrop]

I thought you would have had a picture of baron greenback - you remind me of him

i do have skinny legs.

[marsdaddy]

it shows.



some questions are best answered with another question.Why would you say that?

[na§tee]

if it was anyone else who posted this thread, i think you would have mocked them. that was going to become my question, but i decided against it for this as i guess it is an insightful question:

(!) do you have any regrets? if so, what are they, and how would you have acted differently?

[Qdrop]

(!) do you have any regrets? if so, what are they, and how would you have acted differently?

actually, no.

everything i have done, good or bad, has resulted in where/who i am today.
and i am very happy with both.

you must fuck up and make mistakes in order to learn about life.
you can't regret your fuck ups, you must just learn from them.
as long as you don't repeat them, they make you stronger.

of course, one could make the argument that something like murder, destroying a perfect loving relationship, things of that nature...would be events that could probably never have long term beneficial repricussions....

but i haven't done any of those.

[Qdrop]

Why would you say that?

because i'm vindictive and snarky.

like you.

[na§tee]

ok. that's an answer.
the board is very slow and boring and i have used my quota of one question, i believe, but i really want to ask one more and then i'll leave it at that:

CAN QDROP DANCE???

[cosmo105]

where's your head at?

[Qdrop]

CAN QDROP DANCE???

*busts a move*

[Guy Incognito]

I thought you would have had a picture of baron greenback - you remind me of him
i do have skinny legs.

It was the more the fact that i think of you as a big green geezer who has all these dastardly fiendish plans that never quite come to fruition

[Qdrop]

that never quite come to fruition

says you.

[Guy Incognito]

says you.




I'd rather be Colonel K or the crow whose name i cant remember

[Qdrop]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

ONE QUESTION!

[Guy Incognito]

ONE QUESTION!

That was one question! Mute is asking you one question.....at a time!

[marsdaddy]

ONE QUESTION!Didn't you answer 5 of mickill's questions? Are questions and queries the same thing? What about pestering?

[Rock]

If you saw your male friend's fiance out having lunch with some guy...would you mention it to him in passing?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yes or No question: Does your mother know you are gay?

[marsdaddy]

Yes or No question: Does your mother know you are gay?Ooh, that's a good one. You really should pat yourself on the back. What a tangled web and all that jazz.:(

[Qdrop]

Yes or No question: Does your mother know you are gay?

that's a strawman.

[Lex Diamonds]

It worked in primary school. :(

[Qdrop]

Didn't you answer 5 of mickill's questions?

no, one question with clarifying statements afterwards.


dammit, now i just answered 2 of your questions.
you bastard.

[kll]

You should specify that it's ONE question per user, not just one question. period. ass.

[Rock]

Have you ever been caught jerking off?

[kaiser soze]

Do you shave your nuts and donate it to Locks of Love?

[zorra_chiflada]

would you like a mint?
they're minty fresh!

[Tzar]

i want to think of something smart to ask, but i can't think of anything now... so my question is: will you give me time to think of something and then i'll ask later?

[Kid Presentable]

How IS the cat, Q? Last I saw it was pretty little.

[Tzar]

maybe i'm asking the wrong person but...

why does everyone label Anthrax as the ultimate in speed metal? i have a couple of their songs and they're not fast at all... the fastest song i have is a bit slower than... like Metallica's Fuel and that's not fast at all.

[Qdrop]

How tall are you?

6'

[Qdrop]

would you like a mint?
they're minty fresh!

fax me one.

[Qdrop]

i want to think of something smart to ask, but i can't think of anything now... so my question is: will you give me time to think of something and then i'll ask later?

yes.

but that was your one question.
thanks for playing.

[Qdrop]

How IS the cat, Q? Last I saw it was pretty little.

you already asked your question.















we just got her declawed. she comes home from the vet today.
she's a tyrant queen and getting bigger.

[roosta]

im asking a second question

nice guys finish last, shitbags fuck the prom queen. why?

[Qdrop]

im asking a second question

nice guys finish last, shitbags fuck the prom queen. why?


evolution.
natural selection.

nature's a bitch.

[fucktopgirl]

Last book you read?

Subquestion,do you have hairy toes?

[Qdrop]

Last book you read?

The Red Queen: the evolution of human sexuality.

Subquestion,do you have hairy toes?
yeah. i'm a hobbit.

[synch]

we just got her declawed. she comes home from the vet today.
she's a tyrant queen and getting bigger.
Why do people declaw their pets? Isn't messing with their reproductive organs cruel enough?

[Qdrop]

Why do people declaw their pets? Isn't messing with their reproductive organs cruel enough?

not when you spend $4000 on new furniture and don't want her to slowly destroy it (she was).

also, you get tired of the scratches when you play with her, or when she unexpectedly jumps on your bare back from the counter at 2am, while you are pissing in the toilet - half asleep. those cuts stil haven't healed.

[synch]

Then get a hamster.

Or a goldfish.

[ericlee]

those cuts still haven't healed.

hahahahah!!! (http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4601/happycatlinkinpark5pt.jpg)

[Nuzzolese]

What's more important to teach your children, pride or humility?

[Qdrop]

Then get a hamster.

Or a goldfish.

nah, i'd rather just the cat declawed.

jenny's the one who wanted the fricken thing anyway.

[Qdrop]

If someone asked more than ONE question, would you be cool and keep answering them, or would you be a complete dick and ignore their questions?

ask me and find out.

[Qdrop]

What's more important to teach your children, pride or humility?

great question.
Both are equally important.

however, in my travels, it seems that most people seem to have an innate strength to one and not the other....and thus need guidance and prompting to learn the other...and create balance.

AKA, some kids are aggressive and proud. others are passive and reserved.
teach them balance.
you just have to recognize what your child's weakness is.

[cosmo105]

declawing is horrid. imagine having the top digits of your fingers above the knuckle removed. ugh. my parents had it done to my cat when i was little, and i cried about it for days. she hid under the bed and didn't eat and her paws were covered in blood :(


qdrop, seriously, where's your head at?

[Qdrop]

declawing is horrid. imagine having the top digits of your fingers above the knuckle removed. ugh. my parents had it done to my cat when i was little, and i cried about it for days. she hid under the bed and didn't eat and her paws were covered in blood :(


qdrop, seriously, where's your head at?

oh, they keep her at the vet for 5 days, to keep her off her feet and not running around, so she has plenty of time to heal.
it's a very common practice and she'll be just fine.

that was deal, though: jenny could get a cat as long as we get it declawed. It's our house, not the cats. it has to obey and not destroy.
period.

[cosmo105]

hey man, the cat didn't ASK to be at your house. did i ask for your opinion on declawing anyway? NO!!


fine, i'll change my question. do you like greek food?

[Qdrop]

hey man, the cat didn't ASK to be at your house. it was that or LollyPop Farm (a local animal refuge where animals go to be gassed if they're not adopted in a few days).
we saved that fuckin things life.

fine, i'll change my question. do you like greek food? when i've had it, i have.
2 good greek restaraunts in Rocester: Aladdins and Mikinos.
both have great food.

i like lamb.
it likes me.

(get your mind out of the gutter)

[synch]

it was that or LollyPop Farm (a local animal refuge where animals go to be gassed if they're not adopted in a few days).
we saved that fuckin things life.
How gratious. Like a doctor saving your life but stealing your kidney.

[Qdrop]

Like a doctor saving your life but stealing your kidney.
sound like a good deal to me.


though comparing a cat's claws to a kidney is a rather specious analogy.

[synch]

It was the first organ that came into mind that can be removed without killing you.

Not the most striking of comparisons but hey, at least I don't let people declaw my cat.

Not that I have a cat, but, you know.

Anyways, I understand why people do it but I don't agree with it. At all.