In the book I just read....

[DandyFop]

The guy has a true account of when he actually tried to suck his own penis.

He didn't make it, and popped something in his neck in the process.

I had a guy friend tell me he tried to do that to himself in his bathroom...I can't recall if he said he was successfull or not.

I'm sure none of the guys on here will admit it, so maybe we can just try to guess which men have attempted it?

[ms.peachy]

This should be a poll. I vote, "all of them".

[b i o n i c]

there are some pretty special yoga moves you can do to make it happen. i heard that if you want to lick your own asshole, its actually easier to bend backwards - shorter distance or something.

[burbboi]

I've never tried. I can't say i've ever had the urge to for that matter.

[roosta]

even if i wanted to, my malformed(1) body would not permit such action.

1. by malformed, i of course mean beer-belly owning

[ericlee]

I'm a guy, a quite ugly one at that and I've never had a desire to have an ugly guy slob my knob.

[mickill]

Oh, all the time.

[DandyFop]

I wonder if I would try it if there was a remote possibility of reaching the area

[marsdaddy]

Was this book by JT LeRoy?

[b i o n i c]

I wonder if I would try it if there was a remote possibility of reaching the area


you could definately reach my penis. definately

[ericlee]

I wonder if I would try it if there was a remote possibility of reaching the area

pixplsthx.

Someone had to say it.

[DandyFop]

This book was by Paul Feig...I read it after I met him the other day, and I'm glad. Cause if I had read it before.....meeting him would have been a lot weirder.

[ericlee]

I'm guessing Feig is pronounced as "fag." Go figure.

[DandyFop]

Hah...in his first book he talks about the misfortunes of that last name growing up. But, no it's pronounced "Feeg".

anyway...back to board guys blowing themselves...

[DandyFop]

Alright, well, Q just admitted to trying it.

[Rock]

My friend has done it. And there is a picture of him actually doing it.
Whats crazy is that this guy pulls some fine ass wimmins all the time. We try calling him out on it in front of them, but it doesn't seem to bother them or him. What a Crazy Grecian he is.

[Freebasser]

I'm doing it right now, AND while typing! I know! I know!

[b i o n i c]

i dont care what anyone says if they could reach, they'd do it. male OR female.

[ToucanSpam]

The mechanics of it are baffling.


Years of yago and shit...and for what? TO get something any ugly girl will do for free? Fuck that.

[Bob]

The mechanics of it are baffling.


Years of yago and shit...and for what? TO get something any ugly girl will do for free? Fuck that.

yeah, seriously. lucky guys like me and you have no problem getting tail whenever and wherever we want it

[marsdaddy]

Years of yago and shit...and for what? TO get something any ugly girl will do for free? Fuck that.So you'd pay a pretty girl?

[cosmo105]

my ex hurt his back trying to do it. no lie. gave himself a serious mental complex for it, too. landed him in the hospital because he felt so awful about it. all the doctors wouldn't even look at him the same way after he told them. whew.

[na§tee]

whoopi goldberg admitted to trying to eat herself out in her book called, erm, i think, "book" - i can't remember.
for a dude i think it's sort of acceptable having an extendable appendage n' all but a laydee? gotta remove a rib for that isht, lordy!

[ToucanSpam]

Haha please don't look too much into what I said. I was in a foul mood and I took it out on ugly girls. I apoligize.

[DandyFop]

That's okay. Often when I'm in a bad mood I call up the ugliest girl in my high school and tell her how horrifying she is.

I also give her advice on blowjobs.

Do you want her number?

[Auton]

This should be a poll. I vote, "all of them".

man, you must assume that all people are sex-crazed, huh?

[ToucanSpam]

That's okay. Often when I'm in a bad mood I call up the ugliest girl in my high school and tell her how horrifying she is.

I also give her advice on blowjobs.

Do you want her number?

No, I'm kinda not available for mass consumption anymore.

Actually...



no. I dunno. Is she that ugly?

[DandyFop]

man, you must assume that all people are sex-crazed, huh?

You don't need to be sex-crazed to masturbate.

[cosmo105]

but it helps!

[Auton]

You don't need to be sex-crazed to masturbate.

im talking about attempting to suck your own dick, not masturbation

[ToucanSpam]

im talking about attempting to suck your own dick, not masturbation

Aren't acts of sex commited on yourself defined as masturbation?

[DandyFop]

Yeah, but isn't that ....masturbation?

EDIT: What TS said.

[Auton]

i think it's a bit sad to try to give yourself head

[ToucanSpam]

i think it's a bit sad to try to give yourself head
No shit.


But sometimes, some people just cannot find someone else who's pathetic enough to suck their dick.

[Auton]

those people should probably hurt themselves with a knife :(

[DandyFop]

Like I said, it was weird reading this from a guy I had just met...the fact that he was so open about is interesting. He has no qualms that it's totally pathetic...but obviously it makes for a good story, I guess.

[Auton]

no doubt about that

[cosmo105]

curiosity killed the spine.

[rirv]

Every guy has had the thought "I wonder if I could suck my own knob" at least once. This thought has then definitely been followed by them bending over to see if they can get close. In 99.99% of cases, they get no where near.

I have had a dream where I could suck myself off. It seemed a perfectly natural thing to do.

[ToucanSpam]

Would it even be worth it? A quick blow for years of spinal chord damage? Can't people think about it logically and just pay the 10 bucks for someone else to do it? What the hell is wrong with people?

[cosmo105]

the question is, if you could...


would you swallow?

[DandyFop]

TS you sure talk a lot about paying to get blown...

[ToucanSpam]

TS you sure talk a lot about paying to get blown...
Three posts and suddenly I 'talk a lot' about something?

I don't need to pay money. That's why they invented vasoline and tube socks embedded in a tin can.



























oh god what have I done...

[ericlee]

Isn't there a rumor that Marilyn Manson got his two lower ribs removed so he could do so?

[Auton]

toucan, you're trying too hard.

[rirv]

Isn't there a rumor that Marilyn Manson got his two lower ribs removed so he could do so?
I heard it was Prince.

I also heard it wasn't true.

[ToucanSpam]

toucan, you're trying too hard.
I know, I'm going home now.

[b i o n i c]

He has no qualms that it's totally pathetic...

Is it really pathetic?

I'd think it'd be pretty kick ass to be naturally endowed with that ability

[DandyFop]

I always heard it was Marilyn Manson also. Kinda like Britney Spears or Christina getting a gallon of cum removed from their stomach...

[rirv]

Getting ribs removed wouldn't really help. It's all in spinal flexibility I reckons.

[ericlee]

Kinda like Britney Spears or Christina getting a gallon of cum removed from their stomach...

that was Rod Stewarts bit back in the day. Supposivly it was Mick Jaggers cum too.