Snakes On A Plane Motherfuckers

[yeahwho]

I'm with the estimable Mr. Jackson on this one, he is quoted as saying, — "That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title... You either want to see that, or you don't."

I do. I wanted to see this movie — both ironically and non-ironically — since I first heard the title. The fact that the title is the plot is the pitch just makes it better. And when I saw that Samuel L. Jackson whips some motherfucker with a snake, I started arranging to make sure I saw this film in the theater, on the big supersnakesized screen.

And I think there are a lot of people like me out there, who are willing to shell out at least six bucks (matinee rate — I'm crazy, not stupid) to see Samuel L. Jackson whip some motherfucker with a snake.

Now you can decide what dialogue must appear in the movie "Snakes on a Plane" right here (http://snakesonaplane.ning.com/index.php).

[ericlee]

"too buckoo, too buckoo"

Nah miss, see *zip*, what we got here is pure Alabama blacksnake......

[DandyFop]

I actually just said to my friend today - we gotta see that movie!

I'm getting in for free though.

[na§tee]

some marketing dudes in hollywood are totally stroking their pricks right now with the buzz coming from this movie.

there's a hilarious thread on the film's imdb page [here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118)] -
"snakes on a plane 2: planes on a snake. Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.

I dig it. What about "Snakes on a Plane 3: Plakes on a Snane". A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a 12 year old retarded boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became retarded after watching Snakes on a Plane and it's sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of snakes...

snakes on a plane four: snakes on a plain. Like the award-winning kevin bacon film, "tremors." but more snakes.

Snakes on a Plane 5: Snakes Plain.
People all over the world begin
ordering the Snake Sandwich

*WITHOUT ONIONS!* (Queue the dissonate cello)

Sparks fly with William Peterson and David Caruso starring
as a team of forensic investigators trying to smell out the
cause of this baffling mystery."

and on it goes - heehee!

[yeahwho]

While re-shoots normally imply problems with a film, the producers opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory and bring the movie in line with the growing fan expectation. Among the reported additions is a vulgar line that originated as an internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson's traditional movie persona: "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"

wiki linkage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane)

[Freebasser]

A fine selection of in-flight meals and snakes

[Bob]

we got mothafuckin snakes on this plane

[Tzar]

i'll see any movie that involves samuel l. jackson cursing alot. (y)

[beastieangel01]

THIS. IS GOING. TO RULE.

:D

[Bob]

haha, i was reading imdb.com, and they said this...

Trivia: Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane"