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rirv
03-27-2006, 06:39 PM
If you can tell me what a blumpkin or a hot lunch, or even a hot lunch and a warm beer are, without looking it up on the internet, then you're sicker than I am.

Why is my brain full of this stuff?
TurdBerglar
03-27-2006, 06:40 PM
someone told me what a blumpkin was not too long ago
zorra_chiflada
03-27-2006, 06:42 PM
i wanna know.
i like learning new words.
Auton
03-27-2006, 06:43 PM
hahaha your avatar hahaha
Chicka B
03-27-2006, 06:44 PM
WHAT IS IT!!!
DandyFop
03-27-2006, 06:44 PM
I know space docking...but not that other stuff.
Auton
03-27-2006, 06:45 PM
space docking?
Chicka B
03-27-2006, 06:46 PM
Tell me!!! I gotta go eat some chinese food, hurry up.
rirv
03-27-2006, 06:46 PM
I don't know space docking but I know docking. That's just horrible.
DandyFop
03-27-2006, 06:46 PM
Space docking is, if I recall correctly, when you freeze a big turd, then screw somebody with it (usually in the butthole).

just like grandma and grandpa used to do it.
rirv
03-27-2006, 06:48 PM
Blumpkin - receiving a blow job whilst seated upon the lavatory having a poo. Combines two of life's pleasures.

Hot Lunch - involves clingfilm, mouths, shit and fucking.

Hot Lunch and a warm beer - as above, but washed down with piss.
Chicka B
03-27-2006, 06:48 PM
PHWAHUAHUHU! Whatttt. :D
zorra_chiflada
03-27-2006, 06:48 PM
woo
urban dictionary
b i o n i c
03-27-2006, 06:48 PM
Tell me!!! I gotta go eat some chinese food, hurry up.


do you still want that chinese food now?
rirv
03-27-2006, 06:49 PM
The docking I've heard of is a practice performed by homosexual men, whereby one man widens his urethra over time by gradually inserting larger and larger objects into it, until it is wide enough for another man to stick his dick inside. Docking. Now you know.
Chicka B
03-27-2006, 06:51 PM
do you still want that chinese food now?

Yah, I'm hungry. I bummed some mashed potatos off somebody at lunch, but that's all I ate. : /
Bob
03-27-2006, 08:44 PM
i know what a blumpkin is because little j once posted what a blumpkin was...i think

also i heard it on upright citizen's brigade. they didn't say what it was, but they said "blumpkin". at that point i already knew what it was, though, so i got the joke. i like jokes
Freebasser
03-27-2006, 09:12 PM
When a man punches a lady in the back of her neck as he orgasms, making her vaginal muscles tighten and increasing the pleasure of his ejaculation.

So I've heard...