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Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:22 PM
I say carbonated beverages are for fucking faggy pussies.

uh huh.

"oh...i like my wittle sugar water wif tha little bubbles that tickly my wittle nosey..."

fuckin fairies.

real men drink water. or orange juice. or milk.

put the cola down.
be a man.

roosta
03-28-2006, 12:23 PM
possibly your silliest post ever.

instigator7022
03-28-2006, 12:24 PM
REAL real men drink blood, fresh from the babe.

roosta
03-28-2006, 12:25 PM
oh, and beer is fizzy! and beer is for men!


im off for a beer now, then im going to come back and kick the shit out of you

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:25 PM
REAL real men drink blood, fresh from the babe.

i like the way you think.

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:26 PM
oh, and beer is fizzy! and beer is for men!


im off for a beer now, then im going to come back and kick the shit out of you

beer isn't a beverage.

it's a drink.

so beer is ok.



be a man.

roosta
03-28-2006, 12:27 PM
do the bwubbles huwt you ickle tongue?

The Notorious LOL
03-28-2006, 12:28 PM
I drink soda a lot...on top of that, its usually diet!


so I guess Im extra super duper gay. Time to start suckin dicks.

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:28 PM
do the bwubbles huwt you ickle tongue?

i couldn't tell you.
i chug my beer...LIKE A MAN!

roosta
03-28-2006, 12:29 PM
touché

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:29 PM
I drink soda a lot...on top of that, its usually diet!


so I guess Im extra super duper gay. Time to start suckin dicks.

go share a Fanta with Toucan.
then paint each other's toes....

ericlee
03-28-2006, 12:32 PM
beer isn't a beverage.

it's a drink.

so beer is ok.



be a man.

hmmm, not a beverage.. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=beer)

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:33 PM
hmmm, not a beverage.. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=beer)

yeah, well dictionary.com is run by Shasta-sipping homos.

burbboi
03-28-2006, 12:41 PM
Dr. Pepper is my contingency plan when the coffee machine is broken at work.

ericlee
03-28-2006, 12:44 PM
fuck, I guess Webster's (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/beer) drink Faygo. Dammit, I'm just gonna have to drink my Seagrams.

Bob
03-28-2006, 12:55 PM
the last time i drank whiskey out of a bottle i woke up on a sidewalk. the time before that, the hospital. i've stopped drinking whiskey out of bottles

i have yet to wake up on a sidewalk from drinking dr. pepper (sometimes out of bottles), so i'm going to stick with that

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:56 PM
Dr. Pepper is my contingency plan when the coffee machine is broken at work.

is the male anus your contingency plan when some chick doesn't put out?

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 12:57 PM
the last time i drank whiskey out of a bottle i woke up on a sidewalk. the time before that, the hospital. i've stopped drinking whiskey out of bottles

i have yet to wake up on a sidewalk from drinking dr. pepper (sometimes out of bottles), so i'm going to stick with that

so, you have effectively had a sex change then?

Bob
03-28-2006, 12:58 PM
so, you have effectively had a sex change then?

did i say i drank it with my vagina? show me where i said i drink dr. pepper with my vagina and you might have a point

cosmo105
03-28-2006, 01:01 PM
wow. that image shouldn't be arousing me.

Bob
03-28-2006, 01:02 PM
wow. that image shouldn't be arousing me.

no cosmo, no it shouldn't

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 01:05 PM
did i say i drank it with my vagina? show me where i said i drink dr. pepper with my vagina and you might have a point

the last time i drank whiskey out of a bottle i woke up on a sidewalk but had a large set of testicles. the time before that, the hospital. i've stopped drinking whiskey out of bottles and my testicles shrunk inward, along with my penis...forming a crude vagina.

i have yet to wake up on a sidewalk from drinking dr. pepper (sometimes out of bottles), so i'm going to stick with that and pour it into my mangina while i listen to robbie williams cassettes.
.

cosmo105
03-28-2006, 01:07 PM
bob with a few day's beard growth, mussed up hair and dark circles under his red eyes, in a pale pink/peach shimmery obviously secondhand teddy with torn and frayed ribbons and white fishnet thigh-highs and scuffed red spike heels passed out drunk on a dorm bed with one hand on a lawn gnome and the other grasping a dr. pepper can right up against his crotch, its contents splayed in vain like a fallen soldier's blood on the wal-mart bedspread? how could i NOT be turned on?

Bob
03-28-2006, 01:20 PM
hmmm...i don't remember saying that, but a quote's a quote!

Echewta
03-28-2006, 01:23 PM
Hawaiian Punch with Pink Lemonade. Fine, add some vodka.

burbboi
03-28-2006, 01:24 PM
is the male anus your contingency plan when some chick doesn't put out?

negative. I talk to the hand!

TAL
03-28-2006, 02:13 PM
I'm drinking pineapple juice.

Qdrop
03-28-2006, 02:16 PM
I'm drinking pineapple juice.

like a real man.

don't your shoulders and pecs just feel....bigger?

of coure they do.

mp-seventythree
03-28-2006, 02:56 PM
2 litres of water every day
You knows it:cool:

zippo
03-28-2006, 03:15 PM
if youre grabbing a mug, grab the whole mug, not by the handle, and burn your hand like a man

this soda concept though, it makes no sense

zorra_chiflada
03-28-2006, 05:15 PM
i love dr pepper so hard. what makes me love it even more is the fact that it's really really really hard to get it here. there's one place that stocks it, but it costs like $30 for a twelve pack.

Ace42X
03-28-2006, 05:17 PM
fuckin fairies.

real men drink water. or orange juice. or milk.


No alcohol? Faggot.

zippo
03-28-2006, 05:19 PM
i love dr pepper so hard. what makes me love it even more is the fact that it's really really really hard to get it here. there's one place that stocks it, but it costs like $30 for a twelve pack.

i have the exact same deal going on down here

tracky
03-28-2006, 05:47 PM
shit i better stop drinking soft drink now just cause qdrop doesn't like it :rolleyes:

ericlee
03-28-2006, 05:57 PM
shit i better stop drinking soft drink now just cause qdrop doesn't like it :rolleyes:

say, what is that ginger drink you guys got going on over there? It's in a brown bottle and a yellow label. I want to say it starts with a B but damn, I can't remember and only drank it twice because it's not to easy to come across.

Drederick Tatum
03-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Bundaberg Ginger Beer. fuck, it's good. one of the only things Australia has going for it.

Chicka B
03-28-2006, 06:06 PM
I drink so much soda I think I have gall bladder disease now.

ericlee
03-28-2006, 06:08 PM
Bundaberg Ginger Beer. fuck, it's good. one of the only things Australia has going for it.

yeah, that's it. Might as well call me Suzy because I'm going to buy it by the cases as soon as I can find a good and cheap resource.

I was thinking it would mix well with gin too.

Drederick Tatum
03-28-2006, 06:10 PM
it goes well with whiskey or bourbon.

tracky
03-28-2006, 06:15 PM
yeah i used to drink that a bit, but havn't for a while. might grab one next time i see it. it's pretty popular and is one of the only soft drinks (if not the only) that still comes in a glass bottle (y) there's something about glass bottles that's better. i dunno, maybe it keeps it cooler for a bit longer or something like that

ericlee
03-28-2006, 06:21 PM
man, I only ran across it two times, once in a little haji shop while overseas, which was my fist time and I decided to try it because I like ginger beer. The other time I tried it was in Cleveland. I got hooked on it but can never find it anywhere.

CrankItUp!
03-28-2006, 06:32 PM
i have the exact same deal going on down here
I already have a gf who loves Dr. Pepper too, but would you gals put out for some if I didn't ?

DapperDiverge
03-28-2006, 06:52 PM
is green tea gay?? many kung foo masters drink this stuff and they seem pretty bad ass... that shit has anti-oxidants to keep your immune system working strong... so i ask, is green tea gay?? anyone wanna argue and i'll do a crouching tiger/ hidden dragon on ya!! whoooooowhaaaaaa starts spin kicking

tracky
03-28-2006, 06:55 PM
If you're heaps keen eric, you could always email them and ask where it can be got (bundaberg-brew.com.au), hey they might even make you a distributor and you can make some extra cash out of it :D

CrankItUp!
03-28-2006, 06:57 PM
I could be known as Dr. Pecker over there. :cool:

befsquire
03-28-2006, 11:00 PM
lol always teaches me something. i had no idea that my increased cocksucking was as a direct result of my diet coke intake.

i think i'm up to 8 a day.

Rancid_Beasties
03-29-2006, 12:12 AM
yeah i used to drink that a bit, but havn't for a while. might grab one next time i see it. it's pretty popular and is one of the only soft drinks (if not the only) that still comes in a glass bottle (y) there's something about glass bottles that's better. i dunno, maybe it keeps it cooler for a bit longer or something like that
Heaps of soft drinks still come in a glass bottle. Coke, diet coke, sprite, cascade apple isle, cascade ginger beer, all Loys varieties (i think thats what that company is called), red bull, lucozade and v (hey its carbonated), tiro pink grapefruit and red orange, and thats just off the top of my head.

Gareth
03-29-2006, 01:11 AM
Bundaberg Ginger Beer. fuck, it's good. one of the only things Australia has going for it.

yea man
$1.37 at new world...cheaper than water!
it goes well with 42 below, i'm just not sure which...might be the manuka honey one

oh and dr pepper is average at best.

Gareth
03-29-2006, 01:18 AM
standard non sparkling ribena > sparking ribena

tracky
03-29-2006, 01:20 AM
Heaps of soft drinks still come in a glass bottle. Coke, diet coke, sprite, cascade apple isle, cascade ginger beer, all Loys varieties (i think thats what that company is called), red bull, lucozade and v (hey its carbonated), tiro pink grapefruit and red orange, and thats just off the top of my head.

we mustn't get them here, although now you mention it i have seen coke in a glass bottle but only at a cafe. at the local deli or whatever, it's all plastic.

roosta
03-29-2006, 10:19 AM
diet coke contains something which was once classed by the pentagon as a chemical warfare agent.....

Lex Diamonds
03-29-2006, 02:04 PM
Cherry Coke is fuckin lush though.

marsdaddy
03-29-2006, 03:17 PM
lol always teaches me something.Qdrop is LOL? :confused:

[conspiracy]Qdrop just bought a load of stock in Coke (KO:NYSE) and is seeding message boards to drive up sales.[/consipracy]