Post here and I'll assign you some homework

[abcdefz]

True.

[cosmo105]

will it be graded on a curve?

[abcdefz]

Most likely on the straightaway.

[ericlee]

oh, go ahead. I've got 8 more hours of work and my brain is mush and I can play Hot Shots golf with my eyes closed by now.

[abcdefz]

oh, go ahead. I've got 8 more hours of work and my brain is mush and I can play Hot Shots golf with my eyes closed by now.


Ericlee:

Your homework is to make a greeting card for your daughter. It doesn't have to be mushy, but make one and then mail it to her.

[Bob]

i'm not gonna do it, but go ahead

[cosmo105]

Most likely on the straightaway.
i'm a perfectionist overacheiver with an inferiority complex so i need to know if there's extra credit i can do to get over 100%.

assign away. :)

[abcdefz]

i'm not gonna do it, but go ahead



Bob:

You have just been hired as a new producer for Distraction. Design a new game.

[abcdefz]

i'm a perfectionist overacheiver with an inferiority complex so i need to know if there's extra credit i can do to get over 100%.

assign away. :)


Cosmo:

Call your great aunt and make plans to get together for dinner before she moves. Screw your daytimers; make it happen.

[abcdefz]

My coach said I don't have to do any of your homework.


Cmute:

Remove coach's jockstrap from your mouth. Now.

[cosmo105]

excellent idea. i've been meaning to do just that for months. hopefully she hasn't moved yet. i'll call her this very afternoon. :)

[abcdefz]

excellent idea. i've been meaning to do just that for months. hopefully she hasn't moved yet. i'll call her this very afternoon. :)


(y)

[ericlee]

Ericlee:

Your homework is to make a greeting card for your daughter. It doesn't have to be mushy, but make one and then mail it to her.

Awesome, I'll draw one by hand and I'll even send her a homemade post card. I've got plenty of China pics that are full of potential for being postcards and I also bought some printer paper for making post cards.

Don't worry about putting a star on my homework.

[abcdefz]

Awesome, I'll draw one by hand and I'll even send her a homemade post card. I've got plenty of China pics that are full of potential for being postcards and I also bought some printer paper for making post cards.

Don't worry about putting a star on my homework.



(y)

[instigator7022]

I've got some chemistry for someone to do...

[abcdefz]

But that's all I have! It's not like I have any real athletic talent.


Drop and give me twenty minutes, boy.

[b-grrrlie]

I'd like some homework, but I'd rather do it at work.

[Monsieur Decuts]

i'm bored...direct me

[abcdefz]

I'd like some homework, but I'd rather do it at work.


Hmmm..... okay.

b-grrrlie:

Go spend at least five minutes cleaning in the break room. Throw out some old stuff from the fridge or make sure the ice cube trays are full or wash the cups in the sink even if they aren't yours; restock the napkins or whatever you have to do, but at least five minutes.

[abcdefz]

i'm bored...direct me


M. Decuts:

You and some friends are going bowling. Start making calls.

[b-grrrlie]

Hmmm..... okay.

b-grrrlie:

Go spend at least five minutes cleaning in the break room. Throw out some old stuff from the fridge or make sure the ice cube trays are full or wash the cups in the sink even if they aren't yours; restock the napkins or whatever you have to do, but at least five minutes.
Just about did all that today.... It's sort of included in the tasks....

[abcdefz]

Just about did all that today.... It's sort of included in the tasks....


Okay:

Your alternate homework is to find an additional artist to post in the "Favorite artists" thread. How's that?

[ericlee]

Drop and give me twenty minutes, boy.

haha, that sounds like some navy stuff going on. Does that involve a lazy boy or a futon?

[abcdefz]

haha, that sounds like some navy stuff going on. Does that involve a lazy boy or a futon?



We don't brook no lazy boys 'round here, maggot.

[ericlee]

We don't brook no lazy boys 'round here, maggot.

hooyah cap'n. Better be carefull though, it's a new age of military where the cadets can use a stress card if you're too rough. All it takes is for cmute to pull that sucker out and you'd be off on honey truck duty.

[abcdefz]

hooyah cap'n. Better be carefull though, it's a new age of military where the cadets can use a stress card if you're too rough. All it takes is for cmute to pull that sucker out and you'd be off on honey truck duty.


Withdrawn. Apologized for.

[wanton wench]

assign me some homework! maybe it will take my mind off of this crap that i'm dealing with.



although the way my day is going someones dog will probably eat it.

[bigblu89]

Post

[abcdefz]

Okay.


Wanton wench:

You get to write a poem for your daughter. If you can write it as a song, all the better.

[TAL]

I brought an apple for you.

[abcdefz]

Post



Bigblu89:

Next time the baby cries in the middle of the night, it's your turn, whether it's your turn or not. :D

[Bob]

ok, i've got a game. contestants are asked easy questions, but they must write the answer by holding the pen with their butt. most legible handwriting gets the point

[abcdefz]

I brought an apple for you.


Tal:

Post a list of your top three (or more) director's cuts with at least one sentence about each. This should be a new thread, not something posted here. It has to be a director's cut in which the director's version was substantially altered for theatrical release. So: an unrated version of Jackass, for instance, doesn't really count; we're talking more a situation like Blade Runner or Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.

[abcdefz]

ok, i've got a game. contestants are asked easy questions, but they must write the answer by holding the pen with their butt. most legible handwriting gets the point


Whole lotta shakin goin' on. :D

[synch]

Arsenal just scored the 2-0 :(

[ericlee]

ok, i've got a game. contestants are asked easy questions, but they must write the answer by holding the pen with their butt. most legible handwriting gets the point

whata smartass..

[Lyman Zerga]

can i touch someones balls?

[ericlee]

can i touch someones balls?

only if you sniff your hands afterwards

[abcdefz]

Arsenal just scored the 2-0 :(



Synch:

Your homework is to go shopping this week and take a chance on a one euro CD/record/tape and report back to us.

[abcdefz]

can i touch someones balls?


LZ:

You must sing a New Kids on the Block song aloud in a public place -- at least one verse and one chorus. Preferably while doing some steps. None of your friends need be there, but it must be a public place with at least half a dozen other people, and they must be able to hear you.

You get no protection, like, saying, wearing headphones so people think you're singing along with your iPod. Nope. You're high on life, baby. Singing your song. Waving your freak flag high.

[Lyman Zerga]

bah i do that everyday
minus owning an ipod

[abcdefz]

bah i do that everyday
minus owning an ipod


Okee dokey.

LZ: You must frame a picture of BeastieGuy and place it on your desk/wall at work for at least one week.

[Lyman Zerga]

Okee dokey.

LZ: You must frame a picture of BeastieGuy and place it on your desk/wall at work for at least one week.

im having no work but a huge tattoo of his face right on my ass
does that count?
wanna see?

[beastiegirrl101]

a-z...Im down.

[abcdefz]

im having no work but a huge tattoo of his face right on my ass
does that count?
wanna see?


Better not.

Okay -- last one:

Do something really, really nice for your mom, no strings attached.

[abcdefz]

a-z...Im down.



beastiegirrl101:

Go to the library (or bookstore) and find a book about yoga that looks good. Complete at least two of the introductory or beginner's exercises and let us know what you think.

[Lyman Zerga]

Better not.

Okay -- last one:

Do something really, really nice for your mom, no strings attached.

well i could visit her grave :)

[abcdefz]

well i could visit her grave :)



Oopsie.

Ah, hell. I suck.

Okay: THIS is the last one.

You. Hot bath, preferably with olive oil in the water or a milk bath. Relax. Fifteen minutes, minimum.

[zippo]

i definitely want homework

[abcdefz]

i definitely want homework


Zippo:

Start a scar thread, but not in Sure Shots.

On this thread, you identify each scar on your body and tell briefly (if you can) how it happened. Bonus points if you name the scar(s).

[Lyman Zerga]

Oopsie.

Ah, hell. I suck.

Okay: THIS is the last one.

You. Hot bath, preferably with olive oil in the water or a milk bath. Relax. Fifteen minutes, minimum.

im not owning a bath tub


p.s. youve been PUNK'D and officially PIMPED

that was my real homework, right?

[mp-seventythree]

Ok A-Z, hit me (not literally)

[synch]

Synch:

Your homework is to go shopping this week and take a chance on a one euro CD/record/tape and report back to us.
I'll do my best to find one. Bargain bins are a rarity these days.

[b-grrrlie]

Okay:

Your alternate homework is to find an additional artist to post in the "Favorite artists" thread. How's that?
Done! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1166626&postcount=62) (Sorry it took a while, did some other things here between.)

[abcdefz]

Ok A-Z, hit me (not literally)



MP:

1 (one) sunrise or sunset within the next two weeks with your lady.

[zippo]

Zippo:

Start a scar thread, but not in Sure Shots.

On this thread, you identify each scar on your body and tell briefly (if you can) how it happened. Bonus points if you name the scar(s).

i failed

[abcdefz]

I'll do my best to find one. Bargain bins are a rarity these days.


Okay, then -- you get a one month extension on your homework.

Think also: rummage sales, Goodwill stores, etc.

[abcdefz]

Hold up, I blew you for 20 minutes, and you're quitting so early? No. It doesn't work that way.

A-Z:

Your homework is to assign homework until everyone has homework.


Sorry, I'm almost outta here.

*zips*

You got -- you still got some on your -- no -- left eyebrow. LEFT. YOUR left.

[wanton wench]

Okay.


Wanton wench:

You get to write a poem for your daughter. If you can write it as a song, all the better.
done. its a cheese filled poem but she is 7, she will love it.

i love you as far as the stars go
you smile as bright as the sun
i love to tickle you little toes
you are always so much fun

you wrap your little arms around me
thats the best feeling of all
of the world see all that you can see
for i'll always be here when you fall.

[abcdefz]

done. its a cheese filled poem but she is 7, she will love it.

i love you as far as the stars go
you smile as bright as the sun
i love to tickle you little toes
you are always so much fun

you wrap your little arms around me
thats the best feeling of all
of the world see all that you can see
for i'll always be here when you fall.


awwwwwww..... :)


How about "if" instead of "when"? ;)

[abcdefz]

Thanks, folks, for helping me pass the time today. I got my early paycheck and it looks like we might have a slight break in the rain, so I AM OUTTA HERE (y)

[wanton wench]

awwwwwww..... :)


How about "if" instead of "when"? ;)
yeah i thought that too but i'm realistic..........everyone has to fall at some point. you know, to learn. and then i thought of when she was first learning to walk.....she fell like 2158762289452 times a day. :)

[bigblu89]

Bigblu89:

Next time the baby cries in the middle of the night, it's your turn, whether it's your turn or not. :D

I sleep through the latenight cries though.

[zippo]

I sleep through the latenight cries though.

you sleep through the late night cries, youre holding joints in your hand, its like i dont know you anymore

[cosmo105]

Cosmo:

Call your great aunt and make plans to get together for dinner before she moves. Screw your daytimers; make it happen.
:D

i'm so glad i did. she was so happy to hear from me, and she thanked me over and over again for sending her the bottle of cordyceps - she had been getting pneumonia every 3 months and her immune system was completely shot, and she said that when she started taking it she felt better immediately and hasn't been sick since before christmas. and that she doesn't have to take naps during the day anymore. and that it really saved the day. :D

she said she's not planning on moving for some time, but i'm definitely going to get together with her and my immediate family sometime in the next two weeks or so for dinner at our favorite place.

she was seriously gushing. saying it was so sweet of me to call and she was so happy to hear from me and know that i'm thinking of her. thanks for the impetus, a-z. i'll be grinning all night now. (y)

[abcdefz]

yeah i thought that too but i'm realistic..........everyone has to fall at some point. you know, to learn. and then i thought of when she was first learning to walk.....she fell like 2158762289452 times a day. :)


That's amazing! That's just over 24,985,674 times per second!

Do they just back the Ritalin truck up to your front door? What's the co-pay? :D

[abcdefz]

:D

i'm so glad i did. she was so happy to hear from me, and she thanked me over and over again for sending her the bottle of cordyceps - she had been getting pneumonia every 3 months and her immune system was completely shot, and she said that when she started taking it she felt better immediately and hasn't been sick since before christmas. and that she doesn't have to take naps during the day anymore. and that it really saved the day. :D

she said she's not planning on moving for some time, but i'm definitely going to get together with her and my immediate family sometime in the next two weeks or so for dinner at our favorite place.

she was seriously gushing. saying it was so sweet of me to call and she was so happy to hear from me and know that i'm thinking of her. thanks for the impetus, a-z. i'll be grinning all night now. (y)


This is a happy ending. If we can help just one, it's worth it. :D