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DandyFop
03-28-2006, 09:27 PM
DES MOINES, Iowa - Some students set out for sun-drenched beaches and tropical party bars for spring break. Skyler Bartels, a 20-year-old Drake University sophomore, headed for the local Wal-Mart.

Bartels, an aspiring writer from Harvard, Neb., thought he'd spend a week in the store as a test of endurance, using it as the premise for a magazine article. He called his adviser and she liked the idea.

"I just intuitively thought, 'This is brilliant!'" said Carol Spaulding-Kruse, a Drake associate professor of English. "I wasn't quite sure why, but it just sounded like a really good idea."

For 41 hours, Bartels wandered the aisles of the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Windsor Heights. He watched shoppers, read magazines, watched movies on the DVD display and played video games.

He bought meals at the in-store Subway sandwich shop, but was able to catch only brief naps in a restroom stall or on lawn chairs in the garden department.

Other shoppers and employees didn't pay much attention until the end of his stay, he said, when it appeared some store greeters began to take notice — pointing at him and whispering.

A shift manager approached him and asked him if he was finding everything he needed.

"He said, 'Didn't I see you over by the magazines, like, five hours ago?' I told him, 'Maybe,'" Bartels said.

Tiring to the point of hallucinating, Bartels said he decided to go home before he was thrown out.

He considered the project a failure.

Then, The Des Moines Register, which had been contacted by Spaulding-Kruse, called to ask him about the experience. Once the story ran, ABC and other networks began calling.

He started his day Tuesday talking with Diane Sawyer on ABC's "Good Morning America" and told The Associated Press he had decided the stunt wasn't such a failure after all.

He's talked with a book agent after a Penguin books author saw the story on the Internet. He also has been contacted by New Line Cinema about a movie concept.

Tuesday afternoon he did a radio interview with National Public Radio, and CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" was arranging a flight to New York for an appearance later in the week.

Bartels said he's surprised by the attention, but it's like a dream for anyone with hopes of ever becoming a writer.

"Whereas, I think the project itself is a failure, I could use this media stuff as a third leg of a book if I wrote it, about how America eats this stuff up," he said. "I'm incredibly happy with the press coverage. It would be kind of silly not to accept it with open arms."

The manager of the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart referred questions to company headquarters in Bentonville, Ark., where spokesman Kevin Thornton said Bartels neither violated store policy nor broke the law.

"We were unaware of his presence and if we were aware of it we certainly wouldn't have condoned it," Thornton said. "We're a retailer, not a hotel."

Thornton said the story has taken off because of Wal-Mart's stature.

"We have 3,800 locations in the U.S. One-hundred million people go through our stores every week," he said. "Wal-Mart is part of the fabric of life and this kind of reiterates that."

King PSYZ
03-28-2006, 09:36 PM
Interesting still is the fact the manager was grilling him when he was in fact a paying customer (the subway) and there's no set time limit posted for browsing.

I think not so much wal mart, but spending a week un noticed on some 24 hour mega store could be a pretty good idea. Sorta like the Terminal with more white trash...

Documad
03-28-2006, 09:43 PM
I prefer the book about the kids who lived at the Met.

DandyFop
03-28-2006, 09:48 PM
Yeah I could have understood some hullabaloo about some quirky week-long stint at such a place, but the dude wasn't even there for two whole days. What's the big fucking deal?

A movie...how the hell...?

Bob
03-28-2006, 09:51 PM
the mrs. beasley one?

ToucanSpam
03-28-2006, 09:58 PM
I work at Wal-Mart...:o

Documad
03-28-2006, 10:17 PM
the mrs. beasley one?
:confused:

cosmo105
03-28-2006, 10:31 PM
I prefer the book about the kids who lived at the Met.
from the mixed-up files of mrs. basil e frankweiler.

i can't believe i remembered that title. i googled it to be sure and i was right!

yeah, i read that in elementary school. i adored it. i still do.

Documad
03-28-2006, 10:34 PM
from the mixed-up files of mrs. basil e frankweiler.

i can't believe i remembered that title. i googled it to be sure and i was right!

yeah, i read that in elementary school. i adored it. i still do.
Yes! I knew it had a funny name.

My mom bought that book for me because it was a Newbury Award Winner. She used to buy all of them and it was the only one I loved. So wasn't it fun when they used it for two seconds in The Royal Tenenbaums?

Bob
03-28-2006, 10:37 PM
oh yeah, that was it. i thought the name was beasley or something. i read it in grade school too. all i remember about it is the word "baloney" being very important

cosmo105
03-28-2006, 10:37 PM
BALOGNA!!

Documad
03-28-2006, 11:03 PM
oh yeah, that was it. i thought the name was beasley or something. i read it in grade school too. all i remember about it is the word "baloney" being very important
Mrs. Beasley was the doll on Family Affair and you're way too young to know her. A friend of mine had a Mrs. Beasley doll growing up. Stupid toy. What kid wants a doll of an old lady?

Sarky Devotchka
03-28-2006, 11:14 PM
I wouldn't watch a movie about that. well, maybe. In high school, my friends and I used to go to Meijer in the middle of the night and hang out, trying on waders and scooting around on chairs sometimes. we probably maxed out at 3 hours in there though.

DandyFop
03-28-2006, 11:19 PM
The only reason I know this book yall are talking about is because they mentioned it on the Office...

Matt
03-29-2006, 12:00 AM
I wouldn't watch a movie about that. well, maybe. In high school, my friends and I used to go to Meijer in the middle of the night and hang out, trying on waders and scooting around on chairs sometimes. we probably maxed out at 3 hours in there though.

I work at Meijer and can hardly stay there three hours a night.

z-boy
03-29-2006, 12:06 AM
are there snakes in this movie?

Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 09:01 AM
I heard this on NPR yesterday and I thought the same thing. So what? He barely lasted 2 days. He sounded very pretentious about it too, about what he discovered and how he started noticing things that "you don't normally notice" about the people around you. He didn't have a plan or a goal really. He said that his parents contributed a couple hundred dollars to the project. He spent a couple hundred dollars in under 2 days at wal-mart? He said that when he decided to leave, he was waiting for his brother to bring him some money for breakfast. I didn't understand that. Hanging out in WalMart is headlining news. Because it's a prominent presence in our society? How redundant and meaningless. I've yet to hear him say anything insightful about what he observed in his 2 days.

abcdefz
03-29-2006, 09:07 AM
...hey: he's still more accomplished than Paris Hilton, right?

Anyway. Locally, they diffused an explosive left in a WalMart bathroom yesterday. True story.

Sarky Devotchka
03-29-2006, 11:22 AM
I heard this on NPR yesterday and I thought the same thing. So what? He barely lasted 2 days. He sounded very pretentious about it too, about what he discovered and how he started noticing things that "you don't normally notice" about the people around you. He didn't have a plan or a goal really. He said that his parents contributed a couple hundred dollars to the project. He spent a couple hundred dollars in under 2 days at wal-mart? He said that when he decided to leave, he was waiting for his brother to bring him some money for breakfast. I didn't understand that. Hanging out in WalMart is headlining news. Because it's a prominent presence in our society? How redundant and meaningless. I've yet to hear him say anything insightful about what he observed in his 2 days.

$200, good lord! how many subs did he eat? he's saving all his insights for his mega-blockbuster-best-seller, Walmart:41

he should've just stayed for 40 hours, so he could play some sort of religious angle.

King PSYZ
03-29-2006, 01:59 PM
are there snakes in this movie?
no but there's mother fuckin' snakes in it.

enree erzweglle
03-29-2006, 02:09 PM
There has to be more to this. Maybe there was talk of razing that Wal*Mart and he was protesting that ala the activists who save doomed trees by living in them.

Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 02:54 PM
He said that he did it sort of spontaneously, as a test of endurance, that the thought came to him from conversations he had with his friends about how long they could last in various places. So really it had nothing to do with WalMart specifically anyway.

CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 02:59 PM
BFD!

People practically live inside of Barnes & Noble like it's a fuckin' library - which it really is. (y)

enree erzweglle
03-29-2006, 03:21 PM
BFD!

People practically live inside of Barnes & Noble like it's a fuckin' library - which it really is. (y)
I watched a guy in a B&N a couple of weeks ago. He had a bunch of magazines stacked on the bench next to him. He sat on the bench & read the magazines. He took a bathroom break in between a couple of the reads and he saved his place on the bench with one of the open and splayed magazines. He left the store without buying anything and he left the magazines stacked on the bench. People seem to do that kind of shamelessly.

When friends want to go to B&N, I'll bring my own book and will read it in a B&N comfy chair. People probably think I'm doing what that guy ^^^ did AND that I'm stealing the book. :)

DandyFop
03-29-2006, 03:24 PM
I've yet to hear him say anything insightful about what he observed in his 2 days.

I know! The article goes from "the project was a failure", to "the project was a success", but he never says WHY. I know the reason why - because you're getting notoriety for some fucking stupid idea. Now he's trying to invent some meaningful shit that happened to him while he was there because he's getting attention. Ugh. So dumb.

CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 03:39 PM
If he didn't get some hot ass chick's number after all that time around the magazine rack and fuckin' everywhere else - then he didn't accomplish shit.

Nuzzolese
03-29-2006, 04:08 PM
I watched a guy in a B&N a couple of weeks ago. He had a bunch of magazines stacked on the bench next to him. He sat on the bench & read the magazines. He took a bathroom break in between a couple of the reads and he saved his place on the bench with one of the open and splayed magazines. He left the store without buying anything and he left the magazines stacked on the bench. People seem to do that kind of shamelessly.



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