View Full Version : Best Sex Scene in a book?
trailerprincess
03-29-2006, 09:11 AM
Inspired by the thread about sex scenes in movies, anyone got any thoughts on sex in books?
I had just finished reading Platform by Michel Houllebecq which is quite graphic in its sex scenes - such as the DP after the main characters meet a 'friendly' couple in a swingers club or the sex on the train in front of another passenger.
This is a review from Amazon which made me laugh
Middle-aged wet dream, August 15, 2005
Reviewer: A reader from London United Kingdom
Yep, man in his forties engages in pornographic fest with a twenty-five year old in the most explicit way possible, without verging on fetishism. Read it on holiday in Tunisia, left with a hard-on ever since, probably well into my fifties...
Even now at the age of 33, I struggle to find an adequately sexy 20-something year old and DEEPLY RESENT these cradle snatchers. This book will surely scar me to impotency.....
It's also mildly racist (hints of Jean-Marie Le Pen), but the subtext is humorous, definately worth a read, especially if your feeling horny!
na§tee
03-29-2006, 11:19 AM
a 6 or something page threesome in bret easton ellis' glamorama. holy shit!
ToucanSpam
03-29-2006, 11:21 AM
Harry and Ron in Harry Potter and the Tower of Power
beastiegirrl101
03-29-2006, 11:24 AM
a 6 or something page threesome in bret easton ellis' glamorama. holy shit!
Hats off to you! I was going to say Bret Easton Ellis as well....in all is books the sex scenes are really intense.
na§tee
03-29-2006, 11:35 AM
Hats off to you! I was going to say Bret Easton Ellis as well....in all is books the sex scenes are really intense.
yuppers! they are always quite crazy. sick, sometimes, but sexy.
american psycho, too! although not necessarily "erotic" [as most of them are veryveryvery disturbing] they are very imaginative. being a murderer in his head 'n all.
rules of attraction as well.
man just all of bee's stuff. i wonder if he has actually experienced any of that shit to write about it so eloquently?
ms.peachy
03-29-2006, 12:05 PM
I had just finished reading Platform by Michel Houllebecq which is quite graphic in its sex scenes - such as the DP after the main characters meet a 'friendly' couple in a swingers club or the sex on the train in front of another passenger.
See now, I never find Houllebeq's sex scenes very erotic. Graphic yes, but they don't really, you know, do it for me, because they always are very empty, and I gather that that's maybe a bit sort of his point. His characters are all, like, consumers of sex, rather than participants, if that makes sense. So it's all sex that's not particularly sexy. Kind of like junk food sex writing, you know, pleasant enough but ultimately unsatisfying in any real way.
trailerprincess
03-30-2006, 06:41 AM
See now, I never find Houllebeq's sex scenes very erotic. Graphic yes, but they don't really, you know, do it for me, because they always are very empty, and I gather that that's maybe a bit sort of his point. His characters are all, like, consumers of sex, rather than participants, if that makes sense. So it's all sex that's not particularly sexy. Kind of like junk food sex writing, you know, pleasant enough but ultimately unsatisfying in any real way.
They are very clinical but that's partly why I like them. Flowery descriptions and over the topness eroticism just seem very unrealistic. Or maybe, I have just had really bad sex in the past and am worried about setting the bar too high?! Could be......
Drederick Tatum
03-30-2006, 05:12 PM
does Hustler count?
Bitchamachacha
03-30-2006, 08:05 PM
Anything by Ray Garton is oo, lala..with a hint of death.
Okay..make that gushing blood and lots of death....but there's also sex. Oh, yeahhhhhhh.....
zorra_chiflada
03-30-2006, 08:07 PM
in the cut
Freebasser
03-30-2006, 08:17 PM
I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is Border collie and the most beautiful dog I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a dog and apart from house training
has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise
whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he
licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot
and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me,
his right front paw on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I
kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I
willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and
whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I
was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my best friend... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.
"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"
He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white fur his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my friend. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed
how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet
patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really
like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his front paws clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot doggy drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot dog cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all dogs, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough dog stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.
"You liked that boy?"
He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.
ms.peachy
03-31-2006, 01:00 AM
I sooooo should not have logged on this morning while eating breakfast. Damn you, Freebz.
Freebasser
03-31-2006, 01:02 AM
Don't blame me; blame the good people at nifty.org (y)
Medellia
03-31-2006, 01:47 AM
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. The movie blew though.
King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 05:23 AM
If it doesn't verge on fetishism, how good can it be?
jackrock
04-02-2006, 07:45 PM
I'm off to the library!
Chicka B
04-02-2006, 07:55 PM
Oh my God, I can't even believe somebody would let their dog fuck them.
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