I've completely lost interest in this message board.

[DipDipDive]

This is mainly due to the fact that I have had a penis in my vagina in the recent past. One thing really has nothing to do with the other, I just figured that little factoid about my privates would give you homos more food for thought than merely saying "this board sucks".

[TurdBerglar]

just the one?

[DipDipDive]

just the one?

huh?

[TurdBerglar]

penis

[DipDipDive]

penis

Yes, one penis.

[TurdBerglar]

you should try harder

[DipDipDive]

you should try harder

You wouldn't say that if I told you that penis belonged to Burt Reynolds, now would you? Don't jump to conclusions, fucker.

[CrankItUp!]

Are you a herm ? Y'know = have both a dick and a puss. :D

[DipDipDive]

Are you a herm ? Y'know = have both a dick and a puss. :D

No. Was that supposed to be funny?

[TurdBerglar]

who did it belong to before it belonged to mr. reynolds?

[CrankItUp!]

No. Was that supposed to be funny?
If my stupid remark offends, then I guess not. :p

[DandyFop]

This is mainly due to the fact that I have had a penis in my vagina in the recent past.

I'm very excited about this.

[Freebasser]

So you and Afronaut finally met up, huh?

[DipDipDive]

So you and Afronaut finally met up, huh?

Yeah dude, like last year. His penis wasn't in my vagina though.

[TurdBerglar]

in the mouth?

[Freebasser]

Well, duh!

Your penis was in his!

[DipDipDive]

Nope, I just fisted him.

[Freebasser]

*spits tea all over keyboard*

[TurdBerglar]

you must have tiny fists to fit in his ureathra

[cosmo105]

whatever. i didn't want your stank-ass itchy-nippled self around here anyway. good riddance.


[size=1]i ain't missing you at all[size]:(

[TurdBerglar]

i have itchy nipples but the itch because they have prickly pubes growing out of them

[Bob]

peeeeenis

in vagiiiiiina

[CrankItUp!]

the little man in the boat - hehe! :cool:

[cosmo105]

goddamnit. I'm on my phone and it won't let me edit that. You all got my intention, right?! Oh god i'm a failure

[ToucanSpam]

whatever. i didn't want your stank-ass itchy-nippled self around here anyway. good riddance.


i ain't missing you at all:(
!

[TurdBerglar]

goddamnit. I'm on my phone and it won't let me edit that. You all got my intention, right?! Oh god i'm a failure


so you're on the board with your phone?

[CrankItUp!]

goddamnit. I'm on my phone and it won't let me edit that. You all got my intention, right?! Oh god i'm a failure
who ya talkin' to so special on dat phone...ya mum??? :confused:

[cosmo105]

so you're on the board with your phone?
yes turd. i have one of those amazing spectacular phoneplus8000s that let me do crazy things like get on the internet.

[TurdBerglar]

it's not the technological aspect that intrigued me

[instigator7022]

Mole.

[roosta]

yet, you are still compeled to visit said board to tell of your uninterest with it...

a quandry of a pickle.

[beastieangel01]

This is mainly due to the fact that I have had a penis in my vagina in the recent past. One thing really has nothing to do with the other, I just figured that little factoid about my privates would give you homos more food for thought than merely saying "this board sucks".

I'd put my train in that tunnel too.

If I had a train.

:(

[TurdBerglar]

you can always buy one

[cosmo105]

it's not the technological aspect that intrigued me
what then? the fact that i came here, of all places, on my phone? probably because i was bored at work (as usual).

[Qdrop]

posting on a message board from your cell phone?



what a world, what a world.

[na§tee]

yes turd. i have one of those amazing spectacular phoneplus8000s that let me do crazy things like get on the internet.
ha!
that's funny - recently i've just discovered i can see actual proper webpages on my phone, and i've been doing it in bed. it cuts out all that hassle of turning your laptop on and dialling up and uh.. sitting up. i dunno. it appeals to me! i only come here tho to keep a check on you guys tho :cool:
however it will only let me look at one or two threads before it says "MEMORY FULL". doh.

[DIGI]

I was just starting to like you again these last couple of days!!!

[monkey]

two things:

1) who's the board member that ddd is doing?

2) i have a super duper phone. the v it is called. it does internets. i rather just have it do IM though. internets on the cell phone makes me kinda scared.

[DIGI]

This is mainly due to the fact that I have had a penis in my vagina in the recent past.


Be careful. Bulldykes can get pregnant.

[DipDipDive]

Be careful. Bulldykes can get pregnant.

cosmo and I would have such cute kids.

[cosmo105]

they'd come out wearing Journey tour memorabilia.

[DipDipDive]

two things:

1) who's the board member that ddd is doing?

Who said it was a board member?

[paul jones]

This is mainly due to the fact that I have had a penis in my vagina in the recent past. One thing really has nothing to do with the other, I just figured that little factoid about my privates would give you homos more food for thought than merely saying "this board sucks".

If I had my penis in a vagina I wouldn't be on the computer much either(y)

[monkey]

Who said it was a board member?

*cough**rumors**cough*

[Bob]

Who said it was a board member?

oh, so it is a board member! which one?

[DipDipDive]

I hate you all.

[DipDipDive]

Wait, nevermind. I like Bob. The rest of you can eat my shit, especially Echewta.

Fuck this rain delay. :mad:

[cosmo105]

fuck. look, it was me. i stuck my dick in her. okay? we were drunk, it meant nothing.


to her at least *sob*

[jabumbo]

i think digi needs to go on a little southern roadtrip and take his videocam

[DipDipDive]

Ignore this post.

[Lyman Zerga]

fuck off already

[paul jones]

I just booked my flight to New York

[Freebasser]

Ignore this post.

You mean we should ignore the post you made about how much you hate bobbydigital?

[Qdrop]

they'd come out wearing Journey tour memorabilia.
that doesn't even make sense.

just a cheap use of the band Journey, to show how supposedly nostalgic and ecclectic you 2 are.

CHEAP LAUGHS!!

[ms.peachy]

You know, every time, just when I think I've managed once and for all to wipe the festering stain of Journey from my mind and forget that such a giant craprock horror ever bestrode the face of the Earth, someone has to go and mention them.

How can I bring a tiny innocent child into a world such as this? How?

[roosta]

i like Journey.

[Qdrop]

i like Journey.

so do i.

which is why i hate the use of thier names for cheap laughs.
CHEAP!

[Qdrop]

You know, every time, just when I think I've managed once and for all to wipe the festering stain of Journey from my mind and forget that such a giant craprock horror ever bestrode the face of the Earth, someone has to go and mention them.

How can I bring a tiny innocent child into a world such as this? How?

DON'T STOP....BELIEEEEEVIN!

HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEELLIIIING!

STREET LIGHT PEEOOOOOOPPLEEE!!!!...

[ms.peachy]

STOP THIS MADNESS

[TAL]

So what you're saying is that mentioning Journey is a cheap trick to get laughs?

[Qdrop]

STOP THIS MADNESS

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a looooooonely world

She took the midnight train going anyyyyywheeeeere

[Qdrop]

So what you're saying is that mentioning Journey is a cheap trick to get laughs?

change your avatar, fluffer.

[TAL]

No.

[DIGI]

You mean we should ignore the post you made about how much you hate bobbydigital?

(y)

I don't think she hates me as a person, I think that shit expired a while ago, for me anyway. She just can't help but imagine it's me while she's getting this so called "dick." She doesn't hate me. She hates the idea of me, which coincidentally wets her whistle.

:cool:

[fucktopgirl]

why posting a thread about the fact that you dont have interest for here no more!?

[cosmo105]

so do i.

which is why i hate the use of thier names for cheap laughs.
CHEAP!
there's a rich, deep history of steve perry worship between triple d and me. you know nothing of the perry fanfic i once pored over.

[Bob]

STOP THIS MADNESS

our house
in the middle of our street

[Qdrop]

there's a rich, deep history of steve perry worship between triple d and me. you know nothing of the perry fanfic i once pored over.

OHHH SHERRY!
ALL ALOOOONE!

HOOOOOOLD ON! HOOOOOLD ON!

[DIGI]

OHHH SHERRY!
ALL ALOOOONE!

HOOOOOOLD ON! HOOOOOLD ON!


Was that REALLY necessary?

[roosta]

Anyway you want it IS DAT SHIT RIGHT THURRR.

[Qdrop]

Was that REALLY necessary?

WHEN THE LIGHTS...GO DOWN....IN THE CITYYYYYYYYYY...

[ericlee]

with her leaving, let us sing her a song of her favorite state and forever let this song ring in her head



Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

[DipDipDive]

You love me, Randy. Your attraction to my being will never end, it goes on and on and on and on...

[DipDipDive]

with her leaving, let us sing her a song of her favorite state and forever let this song ring in her head



Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Fuck you.

And fuck you too, Q, you presumptuous fuck. How dare you question our feelings towards Journey. Steve Perry loves the White Sox. Fuck you.

[ericlee]

I'm sorry, maybe you like female singers better

I went back to ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
A, o, way to go ohio

Well I went back to ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home
I was stunned and amazed
My childhood memories
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
A, o, oh way to go ohio

I went back to ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And muzak filled the air
From seneca to cuyahoga falls
Said, a, o, oh way to go ohio

[cosmo105]

dead dog lying in a ditch
cigarette smoker has an itch
secret whores with ancient vices
lucky has the lowest prices

i'm gettin' higher
i'm gettin' higherrrrr

in the world.

[Freebasser]

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

[Echewta]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is about a car that flies. What will they think of next?

[Yeti]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is about a car that flies. What will they think of next?
I always got scared when the child catcher came around.

[DipDipDive]

dead dog lying in a ditch
cigarette smoker has an itch
secret whores with ancient vices
lucky has the lowest prices

i'm gettin' higher
i'm gettin' higherrrrr

in the world.

dahahahaha

She's cold as icccccccccce...



.........PARADIEEEESE...




........and the feeling...


...


...


...

...Was a-niiiiiccccce.