Dane Cook rumored to be dating Jessica Simpson

[DandyFop]

Hahahahahaha

yeah that seems about right

[Kid Presentable]

Hahahahahaha

yeah that seems about right
Who's Dane Cook?

[Freebasser]

Michael Jackson's stepson

[Justin]

I think jessica simpson and courtney love would be a great couple

[alexandra]

i hope Bam Margera didn't really sleep with her. but then again, what do i expect from him.

[b i o n i c]

she's gonna definately make his dick feel like coooooorn

[King of Rock $]

Thread rumored to be uninteresting

[DIGI]

Bam Margera






Soooooooooo 2001.

[alexandra]

he's still alive, y'know.

[Echewta]

They are both really funny. What a great match!

[HotAndWet]

Yeah and they're both so hip and cool! JESSICA I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!11 OH DANE IS SO HOT AND SO FUNNY! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM TALK ABOUT BURGER KING???//LOL

[DIGI]

They are both really funny. What a great match!


not as funny as you, nigga!

[DIGI]

he's still alive, y'know.


what a shame.


p.s. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO COME OUT WITH A NEW SHOW THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN SHIT!!!!!!!!


FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

[Echewta]

DIGI, you is to kind.

[DIGI]

That what I'm here for, man. Spreadin' love.

[Echewta]

explains your sores chef.

[DIGI]

nice.

[cookiepuss]

:mad: fuck you Dane. I was in your fucking fan club, until now.

[DIGI]

why?

[cookiepuss]

because jessica simpson represent all that is unholy and wrong with society. I fucking hate her.


I hope he fucks her up the but without lube.:mad:

[DIGI]

No, why were in his fan club?

[cookiepuss]

oh. he make me laugh real hard. I know I'm one of the few people around here who like him, but I can't help it if I think he's funny. I've been followin him since way before he started to get "popular".


but now i think I'm going to send him hate mail at his website...cause I think that'd be funny too. I'll besure to mention the no lube thing.

[DIGI]

Don't get me wrong, I'm a "against the grainer." I liked Napolean Dynamite (when I actually watched it) and I find Dane Cook somewhat funny, but the other 99.9 percent of his stuff is shiz.

[b i o n i c]

its cool to hate shit that a lot of people like. kinda like ipods. i've got dane cook on my fucking ipod. so there, bitch!

[DIGI]

WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH?

[Qdrop]

WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH?

U.N.I.T.Y.

[ms.peachy]

Still not clear on who this Dane Cook thingie is. But not sure I need to know. Actually, pretty sure I don't. Move along people; nothing to see here.

[King of Rock $]

I can't believe people actually come up with ideas in their heads about what they're going to say about Dane Cook dating Jessica Simpson and then they translate those thoughts in a post that describes how they feel about this particular couple/rumor. I doubt Kim Jung Il ever does that and he's an imminent threat to world safety, so if you ever want to be that bad-ass, don't talk about Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson, cause its a lose-lose situation for everybody involved.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I think jessica simpson is hot and she dresses cute. I don't care if she's dumb, I still want to touch her boobs.

and I don't think dane cook is hot really. he has a big head.

[b i o n i c]

WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH?


that wasnt directed at you, bitch!

[roosta]

i like dane cook.......he makes me laugh.

[DandyFop]

Roosta..... :(

Yeah actually I think it's just a rumor. But whatever, they are apparently at least friends which is funny enough for me.

[Jmoney77]

I think jessica simpson and courtney love would be a great couple
Ewww!

[roosta]

Roosta..... :(

Yeah actually I think it's just a rumor. But whatever, they are apparently at least friends which is funny enough for me.


hmm...we'll get through this.

although i will say....he is a complete non-entity over here..and i know NOTHING of his persona etc..i just heard two of his cd's and they was funny.

is he an arse?

[DIGI]

He's a frat house legend, dude!!!!!!!!!!

It's cool, man. If you play his first cd with Yellowcard's first cd, shit runs perfectly in synch!!!!!!!!!!!!!



FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DandyFop]

hmm...we'll get through this.

although i will say....he is a complete non-entity over here..and i know NOTHING of his persona etc..i just heard two of his cd's and they was funny.

is he an arse?

I don't know, just something about him really bugs me. I haven't heard all of his material, but I've tried to watch his stand-up a few times and just found it to be pretty lame.

[roosta]

you see...his delivery seems very annoying frat-boy loud american-ish...but some of his subject matter was just surreal/odd enough for me to enjoy.

[enree erzweglle]

I've seen him a few times and each time, I thought he was great. Really good on SNL a couple of months ago. Some people hate him, though, and watch him, expressionless. Maybe he's like Jim Carrey or Robin Williams in that regard--maybe you either love him or hate him, there's no middle ground.

[buddylee]

How I feel about this
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday
Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05.

Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating
heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on
the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits
and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They
never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change
my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they
so important?
I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about
Tom Cruise's wife.

Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a
subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are.
If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad.

Next confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does
not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up,
bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel
discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me.
I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a
ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers
and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me
at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection
near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as
fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think
Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think
people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around,
period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an
explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I
don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we
should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as
we understand Him?

I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.

But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came
from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this
is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not
funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane
Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this Happen?"
(regarding Katrina)

Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She
said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but
for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out
of our government and to get out of our lives.

And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How
can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we
demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc.
I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her
body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools,
and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. the Bible
says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor
as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they
misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we
might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We
said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they
don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill
strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it
out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the
world's going to ####.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the
Bible says.

Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through
cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school
and workplace.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many
on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what
they will think of you for sending it. Funny how we can be more worried
about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.
Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it...
no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process,
don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

[cookiepuss]

I just have to say for all the people who have repeatedly make the comments that he has "frat-boy" humor, that he reminds you of a "frat guy"....do you actually know any frat guys? You know I was an active member of a soroity for two years, which means I subsequntly met alot of frat guys, most of whom I dispised with a passion. I can probably count the number of frat guys I know that were cool on a single hand. And there is nothing about dane cook that reminds me of frat guys or thier humor.:rolleyes: I mean i just don't see it.

[beastieangel01]

and to think, I could have totally hit that shit.

Yet I passed. In a way, I regret it. Then again, STD's are no fun. Then again maybe it was early enough in his career that I would have been safe.

C'est La Vie.