april fools!

[Sarky Devotchka]

so, it turns out I hit my head at the studio where tortoise records. my friend told me that I broke a 1960's analog recorder worth $18,000 and that tortoise is really mad at me. I was upset for like 2 hours and texted my other friend who was there that night about it and he wrote back, "nice!" and then later wrote back "he lied". so then I beat up the other friend. it turns out that I really did bump my head on that thing, but it's not broken.

anyway, that's a pretty fucking lame prank...if it can even be called a prank.

I need to think of some good pranks to get him back. any ideas? or even just stories about good pranks. if you want. I mean, I'm gonna go get a burger, so take your time.

[mickill]

From McDonald's?

[Sarky Devotchka]

no, there aren't any mcdonald's around here. I was thinking burger king, but then I started reading that interview thread. also it's 11:30 a.m. and I feel weird about going to burger king this early. maybe I'll get a chicken sandwich.

I COULD DRINK A MILLION COKES!

p.s. I won uno twice last night.

[b i o n i c]

mr. t says: it's not april yet, fool!

[HEIRESS]

I fucking love tortoise

steal me something from that studio next time!

[abcdefz]

so, it turns out I hit my head at the studio where tortoise records. my friend told me that I broke a 1960's analog recorder worth $18,000 and that tortoise is really mad at me. I was upset for like 2 hours and texted my other friend who was there that night about it and he wrote back, "nice!" and then later wrote back "he lied". so then I beat up the other friend. it turns out that I really did bump my head on that thing, but it's not broken.

anyway, that's a pretty fucking lame prank...if it can even be called a prank.

I need to think of some good pranks to get him back. any ideas? or even just stories about good pranks. if you want. I mean, I'm gonna go get a burger, so take your time.


...you could've done a de Maupassant/"The Necklace" thing and said you'd already taken out a mortgage on the house your mom's buying to repay the studio, etc., and it's left you in ruins.

Too late now, though.

[Lyman Zerga]

april! a..*house explodes*

[Sarky Devotchka]

I fucking love tortoise

steal me something from that studio next time!

I'll steal john herndon's baby and mail it to you! it's very cute. his wife is cute too. I saw them at cold stone creamery once. aww. (but then I didn't know he was in tortoise, I just recognized him because he bartends at the bar next to the studio. I just found out last night that he's in the band because I was getting mad at my friend and saying, "who cares if tortoise hates me?! I hate tortoise!" and he said, "you wanna tell john that? he's in tortoise" and I was like, "oh, um, shut it!")

p.s. I don't hate tortoise, they make nice sounds. and they have a very professional website!

[HEIRESS]

yes they do make pretty sounds, Im very into the pretty sounds type music lately
fuck singing mang

[cosmo105]

i don't have any good suggestions but, yaaayyy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=seiV1Dn0-pE)

[paul jones]

I've got massive tits and a vagina as wide as a basketball court

[cosmo105]

ahahaha. i so got steger. this morning when we woke up (more like afternoon really, we slept late), i kept saying i didnt feel good...and finally after a few minutes i said, "honey, i think we need to go to the pharmacy." he looked terrified. "why?" i was quiet. "matt...i need a pregnancy test."

his eyes trembled and his mouth fell open. for 15 glorious seconds, his deer-in-the-headlights-of-a-Hummer look was priceless. i could just barely hear a little squeak coming from the very back of his throat. i couldn't hold it in any longer...i grinned and said APRIL FOOLS!

he turned bright red and started swatting at me. FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! and turned his back and pouted/laughed as i was lol'ing. he bought it. ohhh he paid cash and asked to have it gift-wrapped.

[b i o n i c]

mr t says: happy april, fools

[CJM]

my friend came into my room at 11:30am (a couple high school friends i hadn't hung-out with for a while) to go on my computer, which woke me up. i asked him to see what the local mountain's snow report was while still in a sleep-like state. he said that they got 40 cms of pow (unheard of at my local shityy mountain), and i got all excited. i get up, and looked at the screen. he didn't realize to scroll down and read the part about it being an april fools joke. i wasn't laughing, and then went back to bed.

who in their right minds are up before 12 on a saturday to prank people, anyway?

[Bob]

ahahaha. i so got steger. this morning when we woke up (more like afternoon really, we slept late), i kept saying i didnt feel good...and finally after a few minutes i said, "honey, i think we need to go to the pharmacy." he looked terrified. "why?" i was quiet. "matt...i need a pregnancy test."

his eyes trembled and his mouth fell open. for 15 glorious seconds, his deer-in-the-headlights-of-a-Hummer look was priceless. i could just barely hear a little squeak coming from the very back of his throat. i couldn't hold it in any longer...i grinned and said APRIL FOOLS!

he turned bright red and started swatting at me. FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! and turned his back and pouted/laughed as i was lol'ing. he bought it. ohhh he paid cash and asked to have it gift-wrapped.

you laugh now, but when you're actually pregnant on april 1st it won't be so funny