misheard lyrics.

[alexandra]

LMAO. (http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/) :D

just choose.

some are really good, e.g.

The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a dick in her eye
And it's got hair
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care
My baby don't care.

[instigator7022]

I'm actually deaf, so I mishear everything.

Mood killer.

[alexandra]

i bet he's really fun hanging out with.

[instigator7022]

i bet he's really fun hanging out with.


I've got a half deaf friend and she's one of the coolest people i know

[Rock]

'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

[instigator7022]

Jew killer? NEVER!
Nazi.

[Ace42X]

I know a guy who used to think the lyric "Can't touch this" in the MC Hammer track by the same title was "King Festus". True.

[abcdefz]

LMAO. (http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/) :D

just choose.

some are really good, e.g.

The Beatles', "Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a dick in her eye
And it's got hair
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care
My baby don't care.



That's pretty strained, methinks.

On the other hand, my sister, when we were kids, thought the ELO song "Strange Magic" was saying "strain my dick."

But she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean.

[ericlee]

I used to always think, "she's a brick, HOUSE" was "she's a freak, owww"

[abcdefz]

I think I've said this here before, but...

Back in the day, one of my bosses paid me five bucks to try to figure out the words to REM's "Can't Get There From Here." His band was adding it to their set.

Years later, I saw the video, which has the lyrics and a bouncing ball. WOW but I got some of that wrong.

[jabumbo]

fuck the asphalt

[adam_f]

Rather than say 'Start Me Up' like the Rolling Stones song, I say 'FE-LAT-TI-O!

[maggz]

I know a guy who used to think the lyric "Can't touch this" in the MC Hammer track by the same title was "King Festus". True.

hahaha that's awesome

[Ally Al]

intergalactic

another dimension another dimension etc etc

one of my friends thought it said having a good shit, i still hear that when i play it

[cosmo105]

blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another runner in the night

[mikizee]

blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another runner in the night

ha!! thats exactly what i sing when that song comes on!

[alexandra]

That's pretty strained, methinks.
lol, yeah definitely. but misheard or not, it's hilarious.

i often mishear a single word and the whole sentence makes me que? e.g.

if i'm not black (back) again this time tomorrow /Bohemian Rhapsody

is there pumpkin (something) on your mind? /Wish I Could Hideaway (Creedence)

^ i thought that was like asking "want some pumpkin?"

and of course
'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
classic.

[Rancid_Beasties]

"Its not you its-a me talking" instead of "its not you its the e talking" is the only one i can think of.

[zorra_chiflada]

in "day tripper" by the beatles, the line "she's a big teaser" i am convinced that they are saying "she's a dick teaser"

[trailerprincess]

I used to think that the Prodigy song went 'If you name's not Dan you're not coming in'

I used to feel sad for all the people who weren't called Dan and wondered if there were clubs who were exclusively for people called Dan.