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King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 12:38 PM
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I meant to say anything goes but I can't edit a threadt itl

Freebasser
03-31-2006, 12:43 PM
Which board member would you most like to do the horizontal tango with?

instigator7022
03-31-2006, 12:46 PM
Why do some people crave so much attention?

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 12:49 PM
Which board member would you most like to do the horizontal tango with?

I haven't been here in a long time and some people probably got a little fatter or they're not really taking care of themselves anymore like they're just sitting behind the screen drinking beer all day and they smell real bad.

But back in the day *the hook for biggie's things done changed plays in the background* I'd say maybe million or heiress or something

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 12:51 PM
Why do some people crave so much attention?

Because I'm brighter than your future.

I have an enormous ego, and also I have lots and lots of talent for many different things. They go hand in hand.

Rock
03-31-2006, 12:52 PM
What are the 10 best songs to dance to?

cosmo105
03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
i sit in front of the screen drinking grape juice all day :(

what have you been doing?

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 12:56 PM
What are the 10 best songs to dance to?

I don't really dance, I just play the walll... I'll drink 25 beers and tell women they are pretty which leads to nothing, thats my idea of having a good time.

But sometimes I dance. Lets see if I can name 10 songs that make me dance!

50 cent - in da club
Madonna - like a prayer

No, I can't. I tried.

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 12:57 PM
i sit in front of the screen drinking grape juice all day :(

what have you been doing?

I been studying a lot and also some bullshit like playing gamecube all day and all night smoking different kinds of green and not much else

Freebasser
03-31-2006, 12:57 PM
I haven't been here in a long time and some people probably got a little fatter or they're not really taking care of themselves anymore like they're just sitting behind the screen drinking beer all day and they smell real bad.

Have you got a camera in my room or something?

instigator7022
03-31-2006, 12:59 PM
Because I'm brighter than your future.

I have an enormous ego, and also I have lots and lots of talent for many different things. They go hand in hand.


I wasn't actually referring to you. I was referring to some of these annoying people that seem to breed and thrive in my town. It was supposed to be a straight up question.

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 01:00 PM
Have you got a camera in my room or something?

No, but I know everything. I'm KOR like that.

instigator7022
03-31-2006, 01:00 PM
No, but I know everything. I'm KOR like that.
Great!

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 01:02 PM
I wasn't actually referring to you. I was referring to some of these annoying people that seem to breed and thrive in my town. It was supposed to be a straight up question.

You get a once in a lifetime opportunity to ask me anything you want, and you waste it on some crap question about people in your town? I don't even know where you live. Or who you are. And I don't care, for I am

KOR.

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 03:38 PM
This thread flopped hard.

Isn't there anything else you always wanted to ask KOR?

adam_f
03-31-2006, 03:41 PM
Do you think that black people in Germany have an alternative to the n-word?

DapperDiverge
03-31-2006, 03:43 PM
why don't americans call soccer football (like the rest of the world) and football tackle ball??

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 03:44 PM
Do you think that black people in Germany have an alternative to the n-word?

Bruder?

King of Rock $
03-31-2006, 03:46 PM
why don't americans call soccer football (like the rest of the world) and football tackle ball??

Because when it comes to sports, americans are retarded. They like to see people break their necks and end up in weelchairs and people wearing big uniforms with helmets and bash eats others head in instead of watching Pele or something.

Ημισκούμπρια
03-31-2006, 04:17 PM
Do you look like Tidus from Final Fantasy X?

Bob
03-31-2006, 04:26 PM
Because when it comes to sports, americans are retarded. They like to see people break their necks and end up in weelchairs and people wearing big uniforms with helmets and bash eats others head in instead of watching Pele or something.

that and college basketball

Sarky Devotchka
03-31-2006, 04:44 PM
how come you came back and put a dollar sign at the end of your name instead of just coming up with a better name?

paul jones
03-31-2006, 04:45 PM
what' s Eindhoven like, I'll be going there next month

ericlee
03-31-2006, 04:56 PM
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

befsquire
03-31-2006, 09:16 PM
how many step-stools do you have in your house?

fucktopgirl
03-31-2006, 09:23 PM
what do you think about alien?

Freebasser
03-31-2006, 10:52 PM
Why are lions?

Rancid_Beasties
03-31-2006, 11:36 PM
why don't americans call soccer football (like the rest of the world) and football tackle ball??
Its also called soccer in Australia. And nobody calls NFL tackle ball...what the crap is that.

Kid Presentable
04-01-2006, 12:01 AM
Get into the Groove is a better song to dance to. For inspiration.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:14 PM
Do you look like Tidus from Final Fantasy X?

I haven't played this game. I might look like Tidus from final fantasy X.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:16 PM
how come you came back and put a dollar sign at the end of your name instead of just coming up with a better name?

Because the King of Rock brand is a strong one. I could've come up with a better name, but the public associates this name with quality and an exciting take on message board posterism. The dollar sign is because the King of Rock account already exists and I can't log in, so I needed to change something about the name. The dollar sign seemed like a logical addition because I have more money now than before.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:17 PM
what' s Eindhoven like, I'll be going there next month

I've been there maybe three or four times, but its a good city to go clubbing or whatever, the nightlife is great.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:18 PM
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

If there is a karaoke machine and he's reading the lyrics from a screen, then yes.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:19 PM
how many step-stools do you have in your house?

0

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:20 PM
what do you think about alien?

I think there is life on other planets, and I'd probably like aliens. I smoked a blunt with one before, although it might have been a tree, or a parking garage. Whatever it was it claimed alien status.

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:21 PM
Why are lions?

Because I'm awesome

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:30 PM
Still fucking chinks?

Nah, I wish.

Last time I had intercourse was 2½ months ago and she was white

burbboi
04-01-2006, 01:37 PM
Cite one example why you're the self-proclaimed 'King of Rock'

King of Rock $
04-01-2006, 01:40 PM
Cite one example why you're the self-proclaimed 'King of Rock'

I called myself King of Rock because I was listening to that (Run DMC) record at the time, which was the year 2000, back then I didn't have awesome tase in music yet and I hadn't quite reached my awesome potential. I kept the name because like I said, over the years people came to associate the King of Rock brand with quality posting. I don't really consider myself the King of Rock, but I do consider myself (one of) the kings of this message board.

In retrospect, King of Rock $ wasn't the best name for my comeback. Simply King like T.I. would have been a better name.

In short, I can't cite any examples why I'm the King of Rock, because I'm not the King of Rock, I'm King of Rock.

burbboi
04-01-2006, 01:43 PM
I see