I need a fuck

[paul jones]

come on !

come on my face!

[b-grrrlie]

Shake it baby!

[burbboi]

I'm calling the cops

[Cooky Puss]

I'll come on my SPace, but that's as far as I can go Paul.

[Freebasser]

Bob will fuck you.

[Chicka B]

Just fuck your hand.

[paul jones]

Just fuck your hand.

that's the most sensible answer(y)

[paul jones]

Bob will fuck you.

awww poor Bob, come on ladies,he's got a massive penis,get on it!

[ericlee]

fyi, if you're referring to orgasm, it would be spelled as "cum" rather than "come"

Maybe you need an experienced fuck:rolleyes:

[Freebasser]

Actually, 'come' is the correct term and 'cum' is the slang.

Sorry to burst your bubble :(

[ericlee]

true but, the word "come" is even considered as slang if using it in that manner.

Dammit Freeb, way to coitus my joke up:mad:

[Freebasser]

Touche (accent on the e is on holiday)

Go to the interview thread. I left you a 'kiss and make up' present ;)

[ericlee]

I'm calling the cops

Why? Padster would just end up fucking them so what is Paul supposed to do?

[burbboi]

That's why i'm being proactive and calling the cops

[roosta]

wank into your hand and smack someone in the face with it

[Freebasser]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all kinds of places
And play til we're blown away