i figured out how i'm going to get rich

[Bob]

i'm going to start a business, it's called "phone calculators"

basically, you call me, and you give me numbers to add or subtract (no multiplication or division, that costs extra), and i do it on my calculator, then you pay me. i'm thinking 1.99 for the first calculation, .99 for each additional calculation.

according to my research i will be the only person out there providing this service, so i think i should be dominating the market, meaning i will make a lot of money. i'm a genius!

[Tzar]

sounds like a plan. (y) i dunno bout you.. but i just made a BLT and it rocked my socks so hard. best sandwich i've made in a while. i should become rich by opening a store that sells my home-made BLTs.

[TurdBerglar]

*buys calculator and phone*

[Bob]

sounds like a plan. (y) i dunno bout you.. but i just made a BLT and it rocked my socks so hard. best sandwich i've made in a while. i should become rich by opening a store that sells my home-made BLTs.

that's pretty genius right there, but i think i've got a better idea.

it's a phone sex line, only in reverse. basically, horny singles call me and listen to me masturbate. then they pay me. i'm thinking $5 a minute. i should make at least $2.50 per call

[parallel]

i should become rich by opening a store that sells my home-made BLTs.

They wouldn't be home-made then would they, they'd be store made.

[Mcmac]

calculaters are standerd in phones

[burbboi]

Mcmac has a point there bob.. it would appear you may have overlooked that one fairly common fact. I just used my built in calculator to multiply 10 times 10 giving me a product of 214.

[jabumbo]

that's pretty genius right there, but i think i've got a better idea.

it's a phone sex line, only in reverse. basically, horny singles call me and listen to me masturbate. then they pay me. i'm thinking $5 a minute. i should make at least $2.50 per call


i am doubting the fact that you last 30 seconds there boss

[Sarky Devotchka]

my friend once let a guy look at his bare feet in a closet for $100. he didn't touch them or anything, just looked at them. hey, it was a hundred bucks!

[CJM]

^that could be true, but what if the guy paid your friend another $500 to not say what actually went down with the feet?