my stupid boss

[tracky]

he comes in sometimes and "tidies" up my office. although i wouldn't really say tidy so much as rearrange some things and throw out stuff that i'm using. like the plastic cups u get from the water fountain, we havn't got any of them over here, so I just use the same one, and every time I come in and he's "tidied up" my office he throws it out. Rather ironic considering it was him who was telling us not to waste them :rolleyes: Fuck he pisses me off at times. he also "tidied" up the fridge, and by that I mean threw out another workers lunch and lunch box. IDIOT! GOSH!

/rant


also, i need a fuck too

[burbboi]

Can't help you with the fuck as i'm a 'human male' as well. If you're down with the sausage PM bob...he might be game. Desperation can do weird things to people :p

jk bob, you da man!

As for your boss, next time he's 'tidying up your office' why dont you blindside him with a 'lil forearm shiver or a kick to the balls. It's the most effective non-verbal act I can think of to deter him from being such a sissy-pants.

[tracky]

i prefer passive action, like writing on the cup in texta - "DON'T THROW OUT!"

[ericlee]

you aint seen nothin' yet. I've got this one coworker who attempts to tidy things up by wiping things down with his rag.

Let me tell you what he does with this same rag. He blows his nose with it, cleans his teeth with it, cleans his coffee cup with it and then he starts wiping the counter top and shit with it. Even after he's finished wiping the counter top, he'll continue wiping his teeth with it. I really don't think he's conscience of what he's doing.

This same guy likes to eat his boogies. Not just that, he chews with his mouth open and he doesn't even hide that either. He had scabs on the back of his neck and he was eating those too, chewing with his mouth open. He'll do this shit when you're having a conversation with him.

I'm glad he works a different shift because I only see him for an hour and then he goes home.

[tracky]

oh man yeah don't get me started on the tea-towels here and what they get used for :mad: some people are just gross and i don't think they even realise how gross they are, and no one ever really wants to tell them because it's not worth the hassle. i've resorted to hiding shit away, so that when I want it i can get it and know that it's gonna be there and clean.

[burbboi]

ericlee that is utterly disgusting...someone should slap him so hard his whiteheads all explode on impact :D


Tracky, that label idea should work. My roomate does the same thing with his food in the fridge because i'm a fucking animal when it comes to eats. Nothing is off limits unless it is clearly labelled. I guess the same could apply to people taking your shit. Keep the boot-to-the-balls resolution in mind because that compulsive cleaning may be hard to stop..

[roosta]

you should wank into your hand and smack him in the face with it

[ericlee]

ericlee that is utterly disgusting...someone should slap him so hard his whiteheads all explode on impact :D


Tracky, that label idea should work. My roomate does the same thing with his food in the fridge because i'm a fucking animal when it comes to eats. Nothing is off limits unless it is clearly labelled. I guess the same could apply to people taking your shit. Keep the boot-to-the-balls resolution in mind because that compulsive cleaning may be hard to stop..

seriously, first, he's in his mid 50's so I don't think he can get whiteheads anymore. I really don't want to even think of touching him.

His whole demeaner is just plain disgusting. Every other word that comes out of his mouth is "fucking." A complete sentence from him is nothing more than, "fucking shitheads, I aint goddamn doing that fucking shit for them."

Just listening him encourages me to not want to cuss anymore. It just sounds so ignorant.

He's also the type of person who has to get real close and tap you while he's talking to you. He's been told many times to back off but he just don't listen.

Like I said though, I only see him for an hour and I disinfect everything after he's left for the night.

[burbboi]

Yikes. Sounds like lifelong loser syndrome. Well, I guess working with a shemale stacks up nicely compared to that winner you work with ericlee.

[ericlee]

sorry tracky, it's fucked up about your boss. It's your desk and if he wants you to feel comfortable at work then he shouldn't mess with it and keep it in accordinace with your liking.

Man, I've had no days off for 2 weeks now so I'm starting to feel a little irratable as well. It makes it worse when we have shift change and I have to listen to this old grumpy-nasty bastard for an hour and then I come home, sleep, and come back to the same bastard for another hour..

Can we just make this into an all out work rant thread?

[TurdBerglar]

if your boss is so stupid then why aren't you the boss!

[tracky]

feel free to rant about work, lack of sex, getting slapped in the face with semen. my rant is done and i'm all :cool: now

[tracky]

if your boss is so stupid then why aren't you the boss!

i pretty much am, and if I wanted to I could just tell him to stay out of my office and he would. there's a few things i let him get away with just cause it's not worth the trouble of confronting him about it. he thinks he's making the place cleaner for the (non-existant) people that are constantly coming through here and it makes him feel like he's doing something useful. and to be honest, i'd rather him stuff up cleaning than stuff up an actual job which he's pretty good at doing too

[TurdBerglar]

he's one of those bosses

[paul jones]

I watched an episode of The Office tonight cos I had nothing else to do

[ericlee]

actually, my work rant is complete for now too.

I wonder if they're gonna make the tossing man chowder thing like a circus event.

It could go a long way, the dunking booths, get a bullseye with it or maybe they'll have something similar to the coin toss..

[jackrock]

ericlee that is utterly disgusting...someone should slap him so hard his whiteheads all explode on impact :D

im tryna eat! :D

i had a dream that my teacher was all up in my case/ face

[burbboi]

I'm sure many of us have had that dream similar to Leo Decaprio going fucking bananas with that shotgun in 'The Basketball Diaries'..