we should go back to polytheism

[Bob]

modern life is just too complicated for only ONE God to organize everything, i don't care how potent he is. i think we should invent a few more gods to help us out.

bill, god of email
al, god of internet
jeff, god of processed meat
gordon, god of hot beats
sheshbazzar, god of traffic
fnrangort, god of, i don't know, shitty college newspaper comics or something

i think it would improve life by quite a bit. plus, the more gods we have, the higher the chances that one of them will appreciate massive orgies, which is always a plus.

all i'm saying is, monotheism's gone the way of the dinosaur and i've got the solution

[tracky]

bob, god of virgins

[cosmo105]

bob, god of virgins
hahahahaha. oh man. sorry bob. :o

[Bob]

someone's gotta be

[cosmo105]

can i be the patron saint of waking up and thinking you have to work and then realizing it's saturday and you don't and going back to sleep with a big fucking grin on your face?

[tracky]

no, but you can be god of it, and why don't we just shorten it to jess, god of sleeping in

right now i'm off to pray to dave, god of indecision, to ask wtf i'm going to have for dinner

[Freebasser]

~X~CuttingMyself_1989~X~ - God of emo

[tracky]

dave got back to me and said chiiiiiiiiiickennnnnnnn paaaaaaaarmi

fuck it was good, cheers dave (y)

[ms.peachy]

I blame the Jews.

[paul jones]

can I be god of wanking over internet porn?

[tracky]

i think that goes without saying, and I'm pretty sure you won't get too much competition trying to usurp you from your heavenly thrown

[rirv]

I still remember Bob's story of shagging a girl and him coming so hard he almost shit himself. He must have been lying back then.:(

[TAL]

But you don't remember that the story about Bob having sex was written by a friend of his that he gave the password to?

[rirv]

Oh. Sorry Bob. And me thinking all this time that you'd either got laid or were a lier. Carry one as you were.

[Randetica]

But you don't remember that the story about Bob having sex was written by a friend of his that he gave the password to?

so the best post of bob was written by someone else?

SHAME

[cosmo105]

it'd be even better without the "almost"

[rirv]

We don't peddle in scatology here.

[burbboi]

I'm down with it as long as there is a God of Lost Socks...i'm looking like Punky Brewster up in here.

[rirv]

Speaking of scat, who would be the God of scat?

[ericlee]

within the appreciation of mass orgies, there should be a god of booze as well.

[rirv]

We could just have Bacchus fulfil his ancient duties and take care of orgies/booze etc. I'm sure we'd be in good hands with him.

[roosta]

i think on 3 occasions ive started threads about almost and/or actually shitting myself and at the last minute decided against it.

ill be god of not able to not go out on monday nights even when i have lots of important college shit to do.

[little j]

i wanna be the goddess of something (cringes from lightning striking)

i'll be the goddess of breasts...so pray to me if you want some, or if they are hurting, or maybe too big...i'll show mercy...promise.