Being degraded in the workplace LOL

[DipDipDive]

Today I was introduced by my Bible thumpin' coworker as "the pretty receptionist." I wonder if he even knows my name. I'm surprised he didn't subsequently tell me to go get him a cup of coffee and smack me on the ass on my way into the break room.

[cosmo105]

at least he thinks you're pretty, that's what's important to us women.

[rirv]

I didn't know they had internet in kitchens these days...

[Freebasser]

^ Post of the day (y)

[Echewta]

Does he wear thick glasses?

[cosmo105]

maybe he was trying to be specific. is there another receptionist that's not pretty?

[Freebasser]

I lurve to stare at some fine ass tittays when I'm workin' on mah spreadsheet, yes'um!

[cosmo105]

lol (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171)

[Freebasser]

Haha!

File under "T and A" :D

[The Notorious LOL]

lol (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171)



the dude in the rebuttal I used to have as an avatar at another board I posted on years ago cuz I think that picture rules.

[HEIRESS]

funny, Im off to the local mining convention for the next three days to pretty much serve solely as the "tits and ass" at our business' display booth

meh, some of the helicopter pilots are atleast pretty :/

[Freebasser]

meh, some of the helicopter pilots are atleast pretty :/

How dare you use men as sex objects!

[Echewta]

helicopter pilots pretty? Now I've heard everything.

[Bob]

i wonder what would happen if you called a miner "pretty"?

[cosmo105]

i wonder what would happen if you called a minor "pretty"?
that's statutory, bob.

[Bob]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/miner

[Rancid_Beasties]

^Now thats what they call team work. Well done you two (y)

By the way, first thing I thought of was that busted tee aswell.

[cosmo105]

*bow* yeah, i think i'm done for the day. *hangs up hat*

[Bob]

^Now thats what they call team work. Well done you two (y)

By the way, first thing I thought of was that busted tee aswell.

if you've seen it, it's hard not to. i think i've posted it here before, too. oddly enough, in another thread where heiress was talking about miners.

[Echewta]

ore not.

[paul jones]

Today I was introduced by my Bible thumpin' coworker as "the pretty receptionist." I wonder if he even knows my name. I'm surprised he didn't subsequently tell me to go get him a cup of coffee and smack me on the ass on my way into the break room.

you should pull retarded faces and make noise like that guy in Police Academy when he comes by next,just for a laugh

[Bob]

take a dump in his office

[paul jones]

put his stapler in jelly

[DipDipDive]

^ Taking a dump in his office would probably be a lot more effective.

[Freebasser]

He'd probably enjoy it.

[DipDipDive]

I'd be a lot more comfortable when my name isn't acknowledged if I could be introduced as "the girl who shits on my keyboard from time to time."

[Freebasser]

Do it in his inbox, then he can say "ahhh, another Monday morning, another inbox full of shit"

[DandyFop]

take a dump in his office

Is someone making soup?

[Bob]

Do it in his inbox, then he can say "ahhh, another Monday morning, another inbox full of shit"

get this shit off my desk!

[Freebasser]

"Johnson, you've got 5 minutes to clear that shit off your desk and get out!"

[The Notorious LOL]

"same shit, different day"

[Bob]

dipdipdive, this report you gave me is full of shit

[Freebasser]

"Can't talk now, Jim. I'm up to my neck in shit"

[The Notorious LOL]

"So some girl took a steaming dump on my desk at work. Im going to head on home and think up some clever plays on it in a work based setting and post them on the internet. I imagine they will run out quickly as there is little variation that can be done with such a joke."

[Freebasser]

^ Pure, unadulterated shit.

[alruggs]

Try working in a car dealership. :)