How does one procure a nice butt?

[DandyFop]

I want one.

Can I get it by eating cheeseburgers?

[rirv]

Vigorous sodomy is the only way.

[burbboi]

Do 3 sets of squats and lunges at least 4 days a week for a few months.

[TurdBerglar]

exercise


duh

[Freebasser]

liposuction!

[cosmo105]

lunges, bellydancing, being a latin crossover superstar

[DandyFop]

actually, nm, I just looked at my butt, it's not bad.

[HEIRESS]

walking at a 15% incline on the treadmill

[Sarky Devotchka]

Do girls actually think 'oh, that guy has a nice butt?'. What exactly is a nice butt on a guy? Not that I need to know, male butts other than my own are of no bother to me.

a nice butt is a nice butt. fit and round, but not too round. pity when you look up "nice butt" on google image search, you just get a bunch of gross pictures of lady butts.

[paul jones]

I don't mind a lady having any size butt cos everyone's diffrent and an ex girlfriend used to have a nice wobbly butt that was good to slap while doing her doggy

[synch]

What were you doing to her doggie?? :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

poor dog

[marsdaddy]

procure?

[B4BY 4NN]

Red beans and rice

[DandyFop]

procure?

pro·cure

1. To get by special effort; obtain or acquire: managed to procure a pass.
2. To bring about; effect: procure a solution to a knotty problem.
3. To obtain (a sexual partner) for another.


I never realized it might specifically mean #3...

[zorra_chiflada]

you should ride a bike.

[TurdBerglar]

yup


you'll real nice legs too!

[B4BY 4NN]

pro·cure

1. To get by special effort; obtain or acquire: managed to procure a pass.
2. To bring about; effect: procure a solution to a knotty problem.
3. To obtain (a sexual partner) for another.


I never realized it might specifically mean #3...

pwnt

[Bob]

go to the butt store

[HotAndWet]

in addition to that I'd like to procure nice thighs and stomach.

[Tzar]

redheads don't deserve good butts. i bet you have freckles on your arse-cheeks.

[miss_bhaven]

redheads don't deserve good butts. i bet you have freckles on your arse-cheeks.

LOL!!!! (y)

[fucktopgirl]

start walking man and stop eating cheese,bread,salt,high refined sugar(pastry).Yea, you gona have to put some effort!

[rirv]

I think bum sex would be the most fun though.

[zorra_chiflada]

bum clenches are fun as well. not sure if they work, but they sure are fun.

[fucktopgirl]

bum clenches?

[Rock]

Squats, side squats, lunges, and a healthy diet will do you right. So then your butt can be done right.

[zorra_chiflada]

you could also not worry about it. you only live once, and it's no fun dieting and exercising.

[fucktopgirl]

exercicing is fun!you have to find something that you enjoy doing and the perk of it ,you 're body is beiing sculpted like a godess!

[zorra_chiflada]

well, fun things, yes.
but like doing boring exercises like situps and lunges are a bunch of bullcrap.
badminton is fun.

[Rock]

you could also not worry about it. you only live once, and it's no fun dieting and exercising.
Word to the motherfucker.

My girl's sister spends like 2 hours in the gym everyday. Sure she has a slammin' tookhas....but it doesn't allow her to have a active social life since she has to go to bed so early to make it to the gym by 6:00 am.
It makes me wonder...is it really worth it?

[fucktopgirl]

yea ,i was playing a lot of badminton in high school.
a little anecdoct

one time in a team play,i smash my partner behind me while wanting to do s smash:D

[zorra_chiflada]

Word to the motherfucker.

My girl's sister spends like 2 hours in the gym everyday. Sure she has a slammin' tookhas....but it doesn't allow her to have a active social life since she has to go to bed so early to make it to the gym by 6:00 am.
It makes me wonder...is it really worth it?

zactly. what's the point of spending all that time sculpting yourself if you're not really gonna do anything with it? THERE IS NONE

play badminton. i'm serious. this is the best sport ever. i'm not even lying.

[Rock]

yea ,i was playing a lot of badminton in high school.
a little anecdoct

one time in a team play,i smash my partner behind me while wanting to do s smash:D
Is 's smash' something like 'hulk smash'?

[Rock]

zactly. what's the point of spending all that time sculpting yourself if you're not really gonna do anything with it? THERE IS NONE

play badminton. i'm serious. this is the best sport ever. i'm not even lying.
It probably just gives her the satisfaction and helps with her self esteem to know that she fits into society's nice body club. And that is what keeps her going.

Badminton is good....but its no curling.

[fucktopgirl]

Is 's smash' something like 'hulk smash'?


hehe,maybe ,she seem pretty knock out my friend!

[fucktopgirl]

Badminton is good....but its no curling.

curling will only make you fall asleep,dont think it will enhance a butt!

[venusvenus123]

you could also not worry about it. you only live once, and it's no fun dieting and exercising.
well exactly, you only live once and you only have one body, so why leave it slump off your skeleton like a sack of potatoes?

it's fun having a fit body.

[Randetica]

nah we live more than once but our actual body just lives once, atleast i hope that for me

die you ugly piece of cow shit body!

[TAL]

BUNS OF STEEL

[beastieangel01]

healthy body (i.e. exercising at least 3 times a week, no overkill/good diet-eat them veggies and fruits!/but still having a damned cookie if you want to) > model body

I am not where I want to be yet with my muscle (I like to be toned, and able to carry heavy boxes by myself damn it, I need to get back to that) but I do all that. I usually have a cookie or two, or four or five, here and there.

Whatever.

[instigator7022]

go to the butt store


made me laugh... dont know why

[DandyFop]

zactly. what's the point of spending all that time sculpting yourself if you're not really gonna do anything with it? THERE IS NONE

play badminton. i'm serious. this is the best sport ever. i'm not even lying.

Actually that does sound like fun right now. The weather is amazing here lately, I think I'll buy some badminton stuff and get people to play this weekend.

yeah I'm never gonna be somebody who spends their life in the gym. But I have started going back for an hour or so every other day. The thing is, it will add more to my life because I will have more energy, you know? I have no energy now cause I'm a lazy blob.

As far as freckles on my bum...notsomuch. My butt is cute. See? (_|_)

[iceygirl]

no cheeseburgers, funyons, etccrapcrapcrap

also getting up and moving around would help

however, the fit of the jeans is mainly based on the genes (!)